#why am I so stupif

[nomkiwi]

I keep my distance but you still catch my eye tell me baby do you recognise me well it's been a year it doesn't surprise me 💏💏💏💏💏💏💏💏💏💏💏💏💏💏 /lyr

I don’t know in what context this is but um yipee

[badwolf-67]

Yes I have straight As in school but I thought Kylie minogue was in the one weeping angel doctor who episode. This whole time I was like oh she’s an actor who sings! No that was Carrey mulligan. I have an endless capacity for the full spectrum of intelligence.

[winterrose42]

I sm meant for a psperwork and objevt organizing desk job. Archivist gemersl thing study n organizer. Typinh out data and keepinh records. It is a fuvking crime this is noy a job i can find within my ares or reslly a viable one to really fo snywhere i would thrive. Plesse universe give this to me i hste calling people

[29121996]

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[sick-as-a-dog]

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[ryez-loveyz]

BLESS US WITH THE OTTO RANT!!!

HNGHJ... ANON. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS ACTION. THANK U. im going to have horrid spelling im not wearing my glasses and im very excited right now. this is going to have so many pictures

SSO OHMY GOD HES SO ATTRACTIVE AND FIR WHAT.

JUST. OKAy.

i love how hes. i love hhis. hang on.

1.. he has the most GORGEOUS eyes... fuucjk

prettiest saddest and wettest eyes. why is he like this

2 NEVER MIND WE ARE NOT DOING POINT FORM IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH i am formally apologizing for this post. no im not. i love my husband

imgoing to kiss his stupif fuckind face all over i wanna run my finger down his nose HOOOLY FUCK HIS NOSE OH MY GOD. arched noses are so AUHJAUJAUAHH ❤️❤️❤️‼️‼️‼️

IM SO INCOHERNT. SORRY.

i just. i love how. sighs dreamily

hes such a handsome man but in like? an unconventional way? i dont know how to describe it but. i hope yall get what i mean.

but also personality wise. hes sweet but hes also like. whats the word. not playful but along those lines. mischievous??? sure. hes got a lot to him but its all so !!!!!!!!

and then his VOIIICE i could listen to him for houursss let him ramble on and on about science..... im like that reddit guy who can imagine anything so sometimes i can hear his laugh and its soo,, hheheheh. especially his loud nd hearty ones.. msgshh,,

long story slirt he is so so SO attractive <3<3<<3

i love you otto!!!!!

^ here he is again!!

[urlocalsadkid-l]

hey sweeheart, what's going on? are you okay?

i'm here if you want to talk <3

werre fighting agaisijn and i hate fighting and he has been saying that i hurt too easily and i feel too many emotions and i hate when he says stuff like that and he raised his voice at me today vecayse he felt stupif and d i dknt know what time do because all meewe do anyore is cight and i want to cey ajd cry and cry but ever since the ngohr i cried frive times i cang ceh snc i thought thongs were getting. better with us but they arent they never do they never do they never do. i hate it here why doesnt he undertaand he hurt me he burnt me. i am going g insane and he is going to levae me and he did a ‘but’ and he said m’8iwajt to be yours but’ and but inllies a condtradicing statemebt anx idk whag to do and i kind of freaked out and then he just went to bed and its been a lyitle ver two wereks but its so hard doing this by myself and i want to cry u want ti cry ajd gyrt and hirt and hirt

also im sunbhirtnt and i keep sneezing which hothh are jusg annoying

[sunny-haven]

I’M STUPIF I FIDNT REALIZE IT WAS ENTIRELY SEXUAL I AM SO SORRY

hahaha you're fine, dear! I think for a comfort-focused session with no power dynamics/emphasis on mindlessness/stuff of that nature and vibe, it isn't really sexual for me. But it's very easy for hypnosis to contain at least some of that stuff so even something like putting someone to sleep can be pretty hot to me.

I definitely do love hypnotizing new people! But not everyone is comfortable with hypnosis being a sexual thing, which is why I try to make it clear I find it sexual before I do a session with someone.

[princesamermaid]

i was told i was going to get to drive so much during this roadtrip and they have not let me ONC3 and irs always some stupif reason like um u havent driven in this state before also there are clouds so... and then like its litereally easier than where i have driven bc there arent 3 million potholes everywhere. and so instead i have to sit in the middle seat the whoole rucking time AND I am literally the tallest of all my siblings and its just so annoyong and also they will do stupid fails wnr thenngo like umm this is why u have to be careful And then its literally something i wouldn't have done.....

[starburns]

the things is girls what i think the problem is that every single person in the world has a boyfriend or a girlfriend except me. i am not the kind of girl who has guys dying at my feet and i TRY to be like wow i dont even cares who cares not me but then im like maybeeeee something is wrong with me why can't i get a guy to like me. like ltierallt every person has one what is wrong with ME particularly. 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 am i actually mid and not attractive to today's standards of beauty 🤯🤯🤯🥰😎 and even if im not why do I care so much 😃😃😃😃😘😘😘 i knew a sai who did not give a fuck about other people and about boyfriends and girlfriends and love but why do i have such a strong desire for love now 😍😍😍😍😍😍 is it because of fomo thag im missing some essential part of the teenage experience 💖💖💖💖💖💖 and maybe even if i did pull some stupif guy i would regret it forever who knows

[iloveslllycatss]

no bc listen.

am i the only one who got so pissed when sakura did this?

rant (spoilers)

OKOK so listen, i was rewatching naruto shippuden yesterday right ans i was on episode 200 something. TELL ME WHY TELL ME WHY SAKURA IS LIKE “omg because naruto has liked me 4 so long, ima tell him I love him and to forget about sasuke bc we don’t want him no more” LIKE GIRL. TO SAY I WAS MAD WAS AN UNDERSTATEMENT BC. WTF IS SHE SAYING KFKDVKDKFM

ok but then she got rejected LOLOLOL so that was funny asl. THEN SHES LIKE “omg bc naruto doesn’t want to stop chasing sasuke…. I’ll kill him myself !!!!!!”

LIKE GIRL WHAT… U SOUND SO STUPIF RN

so she goes and finds sasuke and is like “PLEASE SASUKE LET ME JOIN U I CANT STOP THINKING AB U UWU OWO” AND HER ASS ALMOST GETS KILLED BC SASUKE DONT WANT HER LMFAO

like girl pick a struggle how u gonna be rejected by 2 DUDES IN THE SAME DAY and then almost get killed. like girl. 

anyways sakura pisses me the duck off and she’s useless (other than her healing she DONT got shit)

[yusuke-of-valla]

I've seen pretty bad tumblr posts about the reveal teaser too. "Well it's barely different so it's not worth buying!!!" Unless you've looked at leaks you would know nothing about it. "But children's hands!!! They made the controllers bigger!!!" Your opinion on the switch is taken from another tumblr post? "I'm not buying a 600 dollar console" WE DON'T KNOW THE PRICE????????? "Switch 2 is an uncreative name" Anything else would have confused anyone who isn't in the know. One of the reasons the Wii U flopped is because a bunch of people thought it was a touchscreen tablet controller for the Wii. If they had called it anything other than the Switch 2 it would have confused parents buying games or controllers for their kids.

Like I have two thoughts

1. IF it is just a bigger switch with better hardware, why are we acting like that's not 100% a response to the Wii U. That article I quoted about the Wii U just having bad games like people haven't been begging for WindWaker HD on the Switch or tons of other Wii U games on the switch it's like. No the problem is people didn't get it. We heard that over and over

2. We don't know that it won't be weird! Call me stupif but I think "switch but it has a mouse most people won't use" is about as iterative as "ds but it has 3D setting most people won't use," and the mouse leaks seem pretty credible. It could also have fuckign a bunch of other things! Who knows what the c button does. Like I get being "meh." Because basically all we got was an announcement for an announcement but I don't think analyzing the style of the announcemnt announcemnt will tell you anything about the console itself so like. Why are you wasting energy on it if you're not literally a gaming publication that needs to fill a quota.

3. Re: The children's hands thing. I am not an engineer but also the amount of time I've fucked up getting my switch controllers on the sides makes me think that might be why they changed the connections and also it's still smaller than a ps5 controller so like? Probably not abandong their 100% more profitable market for the serious gaming crowd who have way less interest in their products.

Like. I do not think the 3DS should have ported all the virtual boy games because it is more profitable I think they should have done it from a position of creative ideaology

These things are OFTEN at war with what seems like mass market profitability but it literally makes no sense to doomsay about this when we basically know Jack shit!

[regretfuldominion]

Watch me fuck up evehrbtjng speed runnnnnn oh my god I can’t even fucking process my emotions right being on my fucking period sucks. I CANT OVER BURDEN WNUONE WITH STUPIF SHIT RIGHT NKW EITHER ITS SO FUCKING DUMB WE GET IT YOU WERE EMOTIONALLY ABUSED AS A KID AND AN ADULT WE GET IT STOP SPILLING OUT EVERYWHERE YOURE CRYING IVER A FUCKING JOKE GET OVER IT GET OVER IT GET OVER IT IF YOU SAY TOO MUCH ITLL BE BAD ITLL BE A BOTHER BUT HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH AGAJN? HOW MUCH IS JUST RIGHT? AM J BEING TOO MUCH ALREADY????

I would rather be bleeding somewhere else and not deal with the unstable moods than this to be quite honest. God why am I so fucking dramatic anyways. Everything is literally fine why am I such a little bitch ass. I hate having autism why does everything make me such a sensitive little bitch……………………..

[callmeyourm4ster]

mfw i am riddled with constant guilt becayse i will always be too insecure to fulfil whst my partners wnat sexually becayse im a fucking vicitm which us just so stupif why coukdnt i ve hype4sexual this is sfucked

[hat0nie]

I just saw a dragonfly ram itself repeatedly into the wall of my house (am on balcony) why r insects so stupif i love them

[girlfailuresworld]

Hi guys it is ME I just found out there's a thing called SECONDARY AND PRIMARY blogs on Tumblr so BASICALLY THIS IS MY SECONDARY BLOG AND I HATE IT IT'S SO STUPIF WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!

I'm gonna make a new blog and it's gonna be PRIMARY and it's still gonna be ME ofc, my name will not be out to the public (lemme act like I'm famous for a second) BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS EMBARRASSING and ??? Anonymity??? I can't have y'all knowing who I am! I'm simply just a girl, but y'all can call me Marimar 🙏🏼I think it's cute