#whothefuck

[rockinjohnny]

It’s ALWAYS been about CONTROL | Neil Oliver debunks WHO PROPAGANDA and ...

[bowser14456]

Someone explain to me whothefuck Aldo is?!

[the-whispers-of-death]

im a sucker for all the tropes ever so. may i present uhh. one of those things where a character gets sent to a different world. yeah. putting my dearly beloved criminal!stone trough all the situations ever

imagine that reader is just your average joe. a 9to5 job, living alone, that sorta deal. biggest crime he's ever commited is crossing a red light or not paid for a bus fare, yknow, that sorta thing

maybe a regular job. warehouse manager, cashier, mechanic. that sorta thing.

maybe hes just gotten off his shift. probably did overtime. definetly takes a shortcut trough an alley.

absolutely does not expect to hear running footsteps and to get yanked backwards and turned around to face criminal!stone

WhoTheFuck and WhatTheFuck

maybe stone's internally freaking out. what IS this place, the streets dont look like that!! where's his boss??? the street names are the same but. theyre clean. safe. what??? not a thug in sight

what if he spotted reader from a far and sprints his way. too much distance! what if something happens? but the distance means he cant see that not a single scar is on his body. that he doesnt even have a gun. not even a knife! maybe he was 100% convinced this was his boss but. nope. just a look-a-like

maybe as hes processing this, stone freezes up for a second. a second too long as hes getting shoved back.. thats... thats not what his dearly beloved would do to him. did he do something?! wait- why is his love running away?!

reader is probably scared shitless. a strange man who knew my name and was grabbing me at night would 100% scare me, at least. even more so if he gave chase.

what if criminal!stone can never find a way to return back to mafia!reader tho.. hm now thats the real question.

i mean his options are either try to slowly gain readers trust.. i mean, they have the same face and very similar mannerisms so that MUST be them, right?? ... just ignore how he broke into their apartment to sleep on the couch. ("i didnt know where else to go"). guard dog acquired...? ... and a guard dog means a dog that can be also slowly eased into relaxation, into accepting safety and peace. also a trope i deeply enjoy ;)

or. well. gun emoji to the head. i guess. i mean he has to know this isnt HIS love. and whats the point of it all if he abandoned his boss, intentionally or not? and with no way in sight to get back home.. welp. goodbye cruel world moment right there

anyways my fingers are numb ive been typing for 30min and holding my phone really weird

~ rusty

Criminal!Stone: He's not my love, not exactly. But I can't just abandon him.

He's just like, it's kinda my love. They share the same DNA and thus, Criminal!Stone thinks he has to protect you like the beloved he unintentionally left in his own universe.

He does in fact sleep on your couch, you can't kick him out. He'll just come back every time. He'll gain your trust.

But I like to think Criminal!Stone ends up back in his original universe and you (the same mafia boss as always) wake up to him clinging to you. And he's convinced it was just a dream. A nightmare, if you will.

He follows you around for weeks, not wanting to wake up again in a universe where you two aren't together. No, no. You'll stay his beloved, here in this universe. He won't allow you to be separated again.

As for how he got back into his own universe, well, I've already kinda established that Serial Killer!Stone can travel between universes and he regularly does so to ensure his other Stone variants are happy and safe. So he probably saw Criminal!Stone out of his own universe and was like "Alright, I guess I'll help you get back home."

[habitual-creatures]

One of these days imma getcha

- Ro

Whothefuck...

HABS. Thisoneofyourtailers?

LIKE I SHOULD KNOW.

YOU THINK I REMEMBER EVERY FUCKIN NAME?

[spricket-central]

remember nymphs, its super important to clean your ovipisitor thoroughl-whothefuck...

...oh. oh hey crouton.

yeah, i was just showin the kids proper ovipositor hygiene.

yeah yeah like this.

yeah ha ha i saw the carrot. right in the wheat bran. too funny.

okay see you later man.

anyway, remember to clean your ovipositor thoroughly and regularly!

[fkyumerica]

this is scott leaving his inbred sandy as steve martinez/basketball player

its easier to cheat with inbred and their moms in house

all 15 of us i dunno we relate

i looked at their infants born they dont look alike

and shit he found me out jumanji guy/glen close

found out too

dick in mouth, old dog guy now

they might have one on him (check the guy)

and the guy in the house does one too

tunnel houses remember?

whothefuck

dig

hello

i got lost

you want out? (dorm) says at door to people inside

they know they all find out and makes them stand

their court is it too

and her mom

roseanne barr daughter

[silentnightevilnight]

IT'LL TRAUMATIZE MY FUCMING GHOST ☠️☠️ USE AN AXE LIKE PATRICK BATEMAN IR SUM SHIT NOT A UNICORN HORN 😦

📞...

DOESIT LOOK LIKE THERED BE AN AXEIN TYEBATTIC? DON'T PATRONIZE thewayI Huetpeople jeeesus!!

Whothefuck is Patrick Bateman

[tabslabs]

tired… thinkin about Johnny Croc and DS and DS evil alteregos.. DS evilalteraeog that doesn't really go waay but is more like, background nosie and never cones out excpt to scare Johnny sometiems and DS doesn't even know it's still around Johnny can't be a suer badl nandlord or DS's evilalterego will kill him joohnny doesnt know theyer the same person but also haas no idea whothefuck this random scary chicken guy is that theratens hins life is when hes gonna be morre skeevy orwhatever thefuck the word is

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

Late night nothingposting . Nothing I post has any substance btut whothefuck even sees my posts anyways

[flameshardsgoo]

whothefuck wouldnt want to chill with this beast for as much time per day as possible

my roommates lovely cat is so lonely all the time bc hes never here, so i let her chill with me all the time, and she really likes me :,) but when he is home hes always like "shes complaining😠" when shes literally just meowing... she misses you mother fucker. im gonna miss her bad when the lease is over CHARLOTTE DESERVES BETTER

[dandyfair]

It looks like someone found out what happens when you piss off the lesbians.

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[ahmakinyuhout]

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[immortalzoddo]

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