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groggyvanfleet · 3 years ago

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summary: He’s your younger sisters youth pastor, her hot youth pastor at that. With the up coming camping trip your church puts on for the kids your little sister volunteers you to tag along with Josh for the entire weekend. How much sexual tension is too much before its acted upon?

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(warning this is 18+ MINORS DNI!! includes language, unprotected sex (wrap it or else), fingering (f), youth pastor josh deserves a warning)

Who in their right mind would ever be attracted to their eight year old sisters' youth pastor? You apparently.

Josh had volunteered himself to be your church's youth leader. He was relatively young so he was given the position quickly because they thought he could relate to the kids and explain the bible stories to where they could understand it easily. The first time you had met Josh was when you dropped off your younger sister for that night's meeting. He was dressed in a white long sleeved shirt that was accompanied by a long beaded necklace, cream colored khaki pants and a pair of simple white vans, hair full of curls with a undercut style and small braided rat tail that should’ve gave you the ick but was the complete opposite. He didn’t look like a normal youth pastor, he looked like he belonged in the nearest yoga class. Walking in he gave you a smile as he greeted your sister, turning his gaze back to her with an enthusiastic hello. Giving a small wave to your sister and him you made your way out the small building and back to your car to wait for her to be done with whatever Josh had planned for the kids that night. As the months passed by you would only see him when dropping off Nina, a few short conversations shared before you would leave.

After the 7th time you dropped Nina off you were pretty sure she caught onto your little crush on Josh as before leaving the car you would always check your hair and make up in the rear-view mirror. She would always comment on how ‘Oh you want Josh to think you look pretty’ or ‘I don’t think Josh cares about one little stand of hair out of place, prompting you to give her a slight smack on the arm with a fit of giggles coming from both of you after. Walking in with Nina who ran straight to her friends, turning around to give you thumbs up as you didn’t see Josh walking up behind you.

“Y/n! I wanted to talk to you about the upcoming camping trip.” Josh said as he came into your view.

“What camping trip?” you asked, confusion taking over your face. You didn’t hear anything about a camping trip.

“Nina said you volunteered to chaperone next weekend's annual camping trip. The big church always does this for the younger kids. Did Nina not tell you?” that little brat. Nina had signed you up to spend an entire weekend with Josh, without your knowledge.

“Oh it must have slipped my mind! Yeah I can’t wait but uh what day are we leaving again?” you asked, turning your gaze to Nina and her snickering friends as they watched you two.

“We leave Friday afternoon and return Sunday night,” he said with a smile.

“Can’t wait.”

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Friday

“C’mon Nina we're gonna be late!” you shouted up the stairs at your sister, her running down the stairs with her bag a few minutes later.

“You got everything? Clean clothes? Shower stuff?” you asked as she checked her bag giving you a thumbs up. Grabbing the bags you had packed you both hauled off to your car, putting them in the backseat as you took your respective seats in the car and made your way off to the youth building.

Pulling up to the place you saw a charter bus, a group of children ranging in age, a few adults as well as Josh who was dressed in a simple whote tank top with jeans shorts, same beaded necklace and a few bracelets as well as his signature white vans. Stepping out of the car, Nina ran off somewhere leaving you with the task of grabbing the bags which made you huff out. Trying to hold three duffle bags was harder than it was supposed to be as one would fall on the ground when you tried to grab another one therefore repeating the cycle.

“Need some help?” a familiar voice came from in front you. Peering over the side of the stacked duffle bags you Josh standing there, sun casting down on his tanned skin, creating a glow around him.

“Please.” you said desperately. Bending down to pick up the bag that had fallen you took the one from the top holding it in your free hand as you both walked off to the bus.

Opening the side of the bus Josh placed your bags in the small space that was already overflowing with luggage from the others. Closing the door with a loud bang that made you jump slightly Josh clasped his hands together as he turned around to the group.

“Alright, who's ready to go camping?” a cheer from the kids following after as the adults ushered them onto the bus.

Being on a bus full of hyper children was your new personal hell. Damn Nina and her meddling ways. After being on the bus for a total of 4 hours you had finally reached the camp grounds the church had rented out. A few cabins dotted the land, a volleyball court in one of the fields, a magnificent lake in the distance, and a huge fire pit situated right in the middle of it all. Stepping off the bus you helped the other chaperones hand out the kids bag as Josh and a few others helped them find the cabins they were assigned to. Once that had been done you found your cabin, the same cabin with your younger sister which she had requested you be in. Walking in you saw lines of bunk beds that had already been claimed, Nina saving the bottom bunk of hers for you. Pulling out the sheets, blankets, and pillows you packed you made your bed to your liking as well as helping others with theirs. Once everyone got situated one of the other women on the trip knocked on the cabin door, opening it and letting everyone know dinner was about ready. Filing out of the cabin and making your way to the small pavilion with picnic tables lined side by side, a small table filled with an assortment of food with kids standing there, plates in hand as they picked out what suited them at the moment. Grabbing your plate you sat with the other adults as some of the older ones talked about their families, a few of the younger ones talking about how their first year at college went. You didn’t even realize you had sat next to Josh as he came back from wherever he was at, giving you a smile as he sat down. Boy did he smile a lot but it was a cute smile. His teeth were perfect and the small gap in his front teeth made him even cuter. How are you supposed to survive the next two days with him?

Once dinner had ended it was too late in the night for anyone to enjoy some of the activities the camp had provided. As everyone went back to their cabins you followed your group back to yours, helping the girls get ready for bed. The girls settled into their beds, soon falling asleep from the long day they had. Making sure everyone was soundly asleep you grabbed a towel, making your way to the door and peaking your head out to make sure no one was outside. You had forgotten your bathing suit but the lake looked too tempting to not take a dip and you didn’t accidentally want someone to see you butt naked in the middle of the night. Walking out you made sure to close the door quietly not wanting to wake anyone and alert them of your activity. Quickly moving to the lake you reached its shore, setting down your towel on the sand as you began to shed your clothes from your body, neatly stacking them on each other as you held your arms over your breasts and over your nether region. Walking towards the water as it crashed softly onto the shore, gathering around your feet before receding back to do it all over again. Wading into the water the coldness of it was a welcomed feeling against the warm summer night. Swimming out to a point where you could no longer touch you dunked your head under the small waves, being consumed by the inky water reflecting the night sky. Coming back up you enjoyed the sounds. No screaming kids, just the sounds of crickets that sat in the tall grass, cicadas singing their songs from their trees, it was beautiful blissful silence. Swimming around for a few more minutes you decided it was time to get out. Once you got back to shore you grabbed your clothes, setting them somewhere that wasn't sand, you picked up your towel, shaking it off before wrapping it around your body. Walking back towards the cabins you reached the small porch of yours. Tucking your clothes under your arm, making the towel that was wrapped around your body fall and pool at your feet. Cursing out you bent down to pick it up, a small audible gasp coming from the cabin next to you. Snapping your head in the direction of the noise you saw Josh standing there, mouth hanging open, staring right at your naked figure. Seeing Josh frozen at the sight of you sent a wave of confidence through you. Standing up slowly, not bothering to wrap yourself up. You sent Josh a wink before opening the door and walking back into the dark cabin. Leaving him stunned and trying to hide the growing tent in his shorts.

How is he going to survive two days with you?

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Saturday

Josh had seen you naked. Josh had seen you naked last night is all that crossed your mind as you laid in bed staring up at the wooden ceiling. As the murmurs filled the room from the waking girls you hopped out of bed to begin the first activity filled day. Getting ready you decided to wear a tank top that you had packed along with a pair of shorts. Tying your hair up into a messy ponytail you helped the others get ready before ushering them outside. As they all ran to their activities of choice you stood at the door way, you turned your head just as Josh was leaving his. Locking eyes with him, a noticeable blush creeping onto his face as he remembered the last time he saw you. Giggling you gave him a small wave before walking off to find something to do.

As the day droned on you switched from games to arts and crafts. Sitting at the small table filled with a different assortment of threads The girls had decided they wanted to make friendship bracelets and asked you to join them. Walking around the table you observed making sure everyone was doing okay.

“Hey! What are we doing over here?” Josh said, walking over and taking a seat next to one of them.

“We’re just making some bracelets. Wanna join?” you asked. Nodding his head Josh picked out some thread and began to braid them together. Watching as his hands moved the thread, not quite as well you might add, you made your way over behind him bending down over his shoulder making sure to press your breast into the top of his back, making him shift in his seat. Peering down you saw his hands attempting to cover the crotch of his pants with the shirt he was wearing. Leaning further into him you brought your lips close to his ear.

“Need some help there Josh?” you whispered seductively, only low enough for him to hear. Clearing his throat as he shook his head, the blush from before returning to his cheeks.

“Uh n-no I’m o-okay I was just about to leave actually g-gotta set up for the game for later.” he stuttered out, a giggle coming from you as he got up from his seat, hands over his growing bulge as he shuffled away, a small smirk playing on your lips.

Josh had in fact set up for a game, a game featuring water balloons. Joining the game you decided to join the team opposite of Josh’s, the kids determining both of you team captains. Dragging one of the buckets filled to the brim over to your side of the field, you picked one up, smirking directly at Josh. Once the sound of a whistle rang out, water balloons started to fly in each direction. As the cool water started soaking your body, you forgot in your rush this morning to put on a bra as well as the fact you were already wearing a sheer white tank top as well. The coldness of the water made your nipples stand at attention, poking through the material of your shirt, obviously gaming Josh’s attention as he couldn’t take his eyes off your moving figure, causing him to be pelted by water as he stood there.

“Josh, you know you’re supposed to throw them right!” you yelled across the field, snapping him out of the trance he was in. Shaking his head Josh brought his arm up, aiming the balloon directly at you before launching it, the small balloon colliding with your chest, your bare tits now on almost full view as the wet material clung to your chest.

Once the game had ended and everyone changed into dry clothes. You joined the rest at the fire pit where someone had started a small blaze. Kids with either marshmallow or hotdogs on the ends of sticks that were roasting above the fire, you grabbed a marshmallow and a free stick. Placing the fluff on the end, you held it above the fire, turning it slowly to get the right consistency you liked. Grabbing all the stuff to make a s’more, Josh came from wherever he was, sitting across from you on one of the benches. Biting into the gooeyness, a small amount of white fluff escaping the side of your mouth, making you groan out.

“Awh man now I’m sticky.” you whined out, thumbing the escaped food back into your mouth, sucking on the digit as you held contact with Josh, his eyes never leaving yours as you pulled your thumb from your mouth. You could see his breath falter as he continued to watch your little show. Oh how easy it was to make him nervous, it only made you want to do it more.

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Sunday

After the last two days of tormenting Josh from either making sure he was to catch you leaving the showers, over sexualizing simple tasks, or making sure he caught you one last time leaving the lake in the dead of night. How the sexual tension hadn’t snapped was surprising. Josh must've been a master at keeping his cool, you on the other hand weren’t. Your body felt as if it was going to burst with sexual frustration.

Walking around the cabin, picking up your discarded clothes that you hadn’t bothered to put away, the sound of a creaky door opening gained your attention as Josh made his way inside, shutting the door behind him, locking it as well.

“Hi Josh, can I help you with something?” you asked, putting away the light pink thong into your bag, Josh’s breath halting at the sight of the skimpy fabric. In a few short strides Josh was now face to face with you, slowly backing you up to the wall as he put his hands beside your head, tapping you.

“These past two days I’ve had the most boners in my life, I feel like a teenager each time I’m around you.” he seethed out, his confession sending a small pool of arousal into your underwear. Leaning in, lips ghosting over his ear.

“Then do something about it.” you whispered, licking the skin below his ear making him shiver and release a small growl before grabbing the back of your head, smashing your lips to his. The kiss was hungry almost as if your lips were to be the last thing he’ll ever taste. Taking the next chance his mouth opened to slip your tongue in, the taste of spearmint gum on his. Mouths moving in synchronized motions you didn’t realize Josh had snaked one of his hands down to your shorts, popping open the button before dipping his hand below the waistband, fingers connecting with your aching clit as he began moving in small circles, drawing a small sigh from you.

“How are you so wet already?” Josh mumbled into your mouth, as he moved his finger from your clit to your entrance, prodding at the hole as his palm resumed his fingers actions on your sweet bundle. Rocking your hips against his hand Josh let out a small chuckle at your desperate attempt to gain some friction. “Yeah that’s right, fuck yourself on my hand mama.” Such naughty words coming from a youth pastor. Bringing your hooded eyes up to his, once a beautiful brown was now pitch black only made you even more in want of him.

“Please Josh just fuck me please need you.” you begged, grabbing his wrist in an attempt to pull his hand from you. Retracting his hand, using it to pull your shorts along with your underwear down your legs, letting the garments pool at your feet as he made quick work of his own, only popping open the buttons.

“I’m gonna show you just how badly I wanted you. It was so hard to concentrate at yesterday's game, your bare tits on full display god I could’ve taken you right there.” Josh breathed out as he pulled you away from the wall and onto your bed. Running your hand up his back, reaching the nape of his neck where the ugly but cute rat tail resided, you twisted the braid between your fingers, giving it a small tug a groan coming from the man above you. Reaching down to his slightly opened pants, tugging at the material, Josh placed his hand on yours, halting your action as his demeanor changed from blasphemous to a soft and compassionate one. “Are you sure you want this?” he asked.

“Josh if you don’t fuck me right now I’ll do it myself and make you watch.” you hissed out, resuming your want for him to rid himself of the barrier between you two. Smirking down at you, his cocky persona coming back into play. Pulling his pants down and kicking them off somewhere below the bed. Taking your hand you gave a few good slow pumps to his cock before lining it up with your entrance, Josh moving his hips as he filled you with a groan, head falling backwards as your walls constricted around him to adjust to the new feeling of his size.

“God as much as I would love to see you play with your pretty pussy this is even better. You’re so f-fucking tigh-ht mama.” Josh whined out the last part of his sentence as you gave a squeeze to his pulsing member. Rocking his hips into Josh began at a slow but deep pace, his pubic region grinding against your clit making wanton moans fill the small wooden cabin.

“Faster Josh want it faster.” you gasped out, nails digging into his bicep. Heading your request he began snapping his hips against yours at a faster pace. Grabbing your legs Josh brought them up your chest, allowing him to go deeper. The sounds of skin slapping together, moans and grunts filled the air, only adding into the sinful activities you two were doing at a church camp no less. Dropping his head down to where your core sucked him in each time, the image igniting something in him as pressed your legs further into your chest, hips now slamming forcefully making your body slide up further on the bed.

“Look at that you take me so well, your pussy was just begging for this huh? Begging to be filled up to the brim.” his vulgar words drawing you closer to your release. “Tell me.”

“So b-bad Josh I wanted this ever since I first saw you, sometimes I would think about you when I’m alone imagining your cock instead of my fingers-fuck you feel so good inside me Josh!” you screamed out, his tip hitting the sweet spot in you, the knot in your stomach tightening.

“C’mon baby I know you're so close, let me see how pretty you look when you cum wanna see it so bad.” he said, kissing along your throat, leaving small marks in his wake. Your mind felt numb at his words, mumbled words falling out of your mouth accompanied by whiny moans. Moving your legs to wrap around his waist, pulling him closer to you as your body froze, your release washing over you in waves as hands gripped the sheets next to you. Groaning as your walls constricted around you, Josh met his own climax, emptying himself completely inside of you with a loud feral groan, an unfamiliar warmth spreading all throughout your body. Thank god you were on the pill. After a few minutes of staying like that, chests heaving as you fought to catch your breath, Josh rolled off you. Scooting over you made as much room for him on the small bed. The realization hit you like a semi truck, you had just fucked your sister’s youth pastor. Turning your head to face Josh, his face flushed red with a sheen of sweat coating his body, you let out a giggle, grabbing Josh’s attention.

“What?” he said with a fucked out smile.

“That wasn't very youth pastor of you Josh.” laughing at your statement Josh pulled you on top of his body, fingers resting on your hips.

“Nothing I’m thinking about right now is very youth pastor of me.”

“Oh really?” you asked, slowly grinding yourself down onto him, making him sigh out.

“Really.”

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saitamastamaticsoup · 4 years ago

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I remember saying to my white passing grandmother that I wish I could bleach my skin to be pretty. I didn’t even know what that meant at the time either.

It’s devastating that people of color are scared to even exist in society. (x)

#it was the era of everyone saying mj bleached his skin #i just inow i wanted to be whote skinned like her #she stopped the car and taught me a life lesson i aint learn till later #a whole lecture and i didnt realize how importiant it was

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auckie · 4 years ago

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But uh. Aside from that...I almost got scammed by a whote woman pretending to be a realtor. But dodged that! She was pissed. And then I went to mini golf with some friends but on the way there we witnessed like. This horrific pile up. Words cannot describe. And we were silent sitting in the car stuck in gridlock just watching it unfold. Then...we got out and we’re able to. Wait I just learned it was four people now good fuckingn lord. Ok anyways. We chilled at the arcade and got free food because the owners like locals. Walked around at the beach and it was nice. If you ignore the morbid part!

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brattylikestoeat · 5 years ago

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I’m at the laundry mat y’all and the stupid shit I’am seeing right now.

So let me preface this by saying the laundry mat is only allowing two people in at a time, which is fine cause it ain’t busy and you have to wait in your car, cool.

So I’m sitting in my car trying not to fall asleep (I just worked 14 hrs) and these two old white bitches pull up. They are going to the antique shop next door.

This antique store has two sighs, one big on the stairs and another tapped to the door that says and I fucking whote cause the sign is huge:

“We are closed! You may still order online. No entry allowed into store due to current State Of Emergency”

Simple and effective. It states twice they are closed and no entry into store is allowed.

So tell me why these old bitches are banging on the door as I type this out?

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aflerglow · 4 years ago

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RED LIGHTS STOP SIGNS I STILL SEE YOUR FACE IN THR WHOTE CARS FRONT YARDS CANT DRIVE PAST THE PLACES WE USED TO GO TO CAUSE I STILL FUCKING LOVE YOU SIDE WALKS WE CROSSED I ATILL HEAR YOUR VOICE IN THE TRAFFIC WERE LAUGHING OVER ALL THE NOISE GOD IM AO BLUE KNOW WERE THROUGH BUT I ATILL FUCKING LOVE YOU BABE OHHHHHHH

is this that new song everyone is talking about?

#by olivia someone?#also who is screaming in my inbox 👀#asks #anon

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mingi-bubu · 4 years ago

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Watch “Love O2O” with Me!

Episode 4

back with episode 4

as the person i want to make proud, mark lee, would say, lezgeddit

what i like about this show so far is that the first minutes of the next episode are the last minutes of the previous ones

whoever produced this show knows that the audience has no braincells and need the recap

or they projected 4 years into the future and saw me

either way

im right

anyways as a quick recap

photoboy apologized and said he deleted the post after wei2 said xiaoyang’s (the boy she’s tutoring) mom will be home in 10 minutes so they could stick around and say hello bc like you should still need proof that im didnt doctor the photos right

so with that we move forward with the plot

she didnt even shake his hand she just gave him a sideways highfive

i stan a queen

god thats fuckign insensitive

OH FUCK XIAOYANG’S BACKSTORY IS SO SAD

he lost his dad and his ability to walk in the same car accident

shes waxing poetic about gaming

i support her

oh shes maybe steered his interests towards game design

stop fucking looking at her like that you slimeball

sorry i just really dont like him a lot right now

alkdjfaklsd erxi started gaming too to keep up the lie and decided to join a different newer server for the game

why would you click that

so yiran’s cousin eneded up doing the in game drama a guess

ew that really lame

that was a greasy line

ew this whole thing is *sick face emoji*

oh they really made a fake weiwei called luwai waiwai

i appreciate her dramatics tho

is she played by erxi??

im weak if true

ma’am think for a mintue

nevemrind

she going to sleep instead

HHHH THE BLACK STIPES AND BLUE SHIRT

omg thats so cute that they call her mrs nai akdfjls

OH MY GOD THEY REALLY SAID ITS CLEANING TIME IM SCREAMING

THAT MAN JUST FUCKING PUT UNDERWEAR ON HIS ROOMMATES HEAD IM SCREAMIGN

SEPTEMBER IS A DRAMATIC ASS BITCH AND IM MARRYING HIM

i love how ride or die these boys are for nai and weiwei even tho they dont know her

im so in love with their friendship its so nice to see that they are just dorks

shes not going to call you weirdo

FUCKIG WHY WOULD YOU KEEP THE PHOTO CREEP

UGH I DONT LIKE PHOTO BOY

DOESNT HE HAVE ANY OTHER SHIRTS

DOES IS HE HAVE ONE STYLE ONLY????

WHOTE

HES LITERALLY BEING SO WEIRD I H A T E IT

WHEN IS NAI GOING TO CATCH WIND OF THIS

ME, BANGING POTS AND PANS OUTSIDE OF NAI’S DORM: COME GET YOUR GIRL. SOMEONE’S BEING EWIERD

SLAP HIM

S L A P H I M

JUST FUCKING TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER

ugh *rolling eyes emoji*

SOTOP PLAYING THE MUSIC

TURN OFF THAT MUSIC RIGHT NOW

OH MY GOD

*KNIFE EMOJI*

I LOVE HER SHE SHUT HIM DOWN SO FAST

A Q U E E N

yaaaaaassssss itS HIMMMMMM

SHE SAW HIMMMMMMM

MY LOVE

at least im fairly sure it was him

based on everyone running somewhere it may be nai

ooh hollywood

oh the titanic

shes really sneaking into class???

bitch just stand up like a man

damn she really be screaming i love her

he is so fucking petty

slap himm

HASFKHAWLW;EKJR;ALKWJ

SHE JUST TOLD HIM TO SHUT UP IN ENGLISH

SLAP HIM

I AM IN LOVE WITH HER

I AM MARRYING ERXI RIGHT NOW

OH MY GOD

SHE DID WHAT HE DESERVED I AM PROPOSING

I AM SO IN LOVE WITH EHR RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT

akd;lfkajsd i love her spirit

sidenote the friendships in here are really good like so far theres been no inter relationship drama over misunderstandings

oh my god

naihe really fighting for her honor

im propising

hes just j chilling and playing his instrument oh my god

the squad is chilling

oh my god im seriously love the fact that they call her mrs nai

its adoralbe

she really did miss a lot

i love that bear claw’s character keeps doing the hand thing lmaooooo

like he really jjst be jamming up there on his sideways lyre

i do not know the name of it tho i have seen it a lot

are the dramatic twirles

OHLY FUKC

MANS DISAPPEARED

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT IM INTREGUIED

y’all he’s just loosing arrows at random

YAAASS BABY

HIT WITH THE MCFUCKING INVISIBLE ATTACK

GOD GET OH SHIT

FUCKING TAKE HIM OUT BABY

gag me with a spoon

god i just know they chose those contacts for me

golden eyes im

propoisng

im sorry i keep saying it

but god

love the #Squad

i will say the editing for this part is realy fun

pretty colors

DAMN

that was dope

september i love you

STOP FLIRTING IM SIIIICKCCCK

lmaooooo

fish mirror is having fun

LMAOOO SEPT I

aww thlak;dfj;akldsjwa they really just ditched them im screamign

please let it happen irl too

not to get really caught up in the non important details bbut his profile is so goood

FUCKIGN I

WOW

A GOOD FUCKING DUDE RIGHT THERE Y’ALL

oh thats a cute outfit!!

ma’am dont sleep

she really do be thihnking about him im scremaign

i love that the #Squad shows up too in her reminsicing

she be drawing him in her notebook

i am *eyes emoji*

put xiao nai’s face

you know you want to

literally why does she have like absolutely nothing in her bag

what fucking college second year is like this

ugh nai’s apartment is fucking beautiful

I KNEW IT WAS HIM WHO WAS RUNNING

IF UCKGIN KNEW IT

hands

face

hadsn

oh is that

yikes i reallly hope that it isnt a spreadsheet of times and stuff that shes in class and w/e

ugh photo boy again

e.e

YASS QUEEN KEPE WALKING

oh no

no no she’s not

stop this

JUST TURN HIM DOWN

UGH

COWARD

but same i have a hard time telling people no

erxi is

THAT

BITCH

oh no

ohhh noooo

im screamign

get you a ride or die like erxi

akjfdf;alskdjkk shes really saying that wei2 should marry xiao nai

love to see it

best friends hate each other’s enemies

XIAO NAI

BE WALKING

wow shes really loud how did they not al-oh ok its bc theres a helluva lot of people there at the balcony too

shout out to OH MY GOD SHE IS NOT

SHE IS NOT GOING TO SAY THAT SHE’S DATING XIAO NAI TO GET OUT OF THE WEIRD COURTING THING THAT FUCKING POHOT BOY PUT HER IN

jesus christ he really cant take no for an answer can he

shes really going to go thru with it i cant wait

oh no

nana really be investigating

BECAUSE YOURE FUCKING CREEPY ASSHOLE

TKE NO FOR AN ANSWER

NO THATS NOT HOW THIS WORDKS

oh whomm???

OH MY GOD SHE REALLY BE ALLUDING

TO THINGS

DAMN

nana is going to have a field day

i will say that its nice of him to defend her even after he was rejected

why the fuck do you care so much about what wei2 does nana?

i do enjoy how his roommates are fucking with him tho

oh no

that

i mean kinda good advice

but you also shouldnt change yourself for someoene youre interested in

oh my god thats not uhhhh clean

OH SHIT WHAT UP

XIAO NAI???

XIAONAI BASKEPTIHTGAIOHFN

BACKSEOTIHPBAL

BASKETBALL

FUCK

IM BUT A HUMAN

im surprised there arent more people surrounding the gates bc of xiao nai

oh dear

hes really gonna try to fuckign

bitch

BITCH IS THT WEHER IM GETTING LREEFT AT

THE FUCKGIN AUDACTIVY

THE RAGE

I AM

HADFJA;WEHRPAOIHFOE

god this show is so entertainging

so i guess thats it for episode 4

i will be watching e5 like right the fuck now bc I NEED TO KNWO

but yeah aldfja;lds

if you read through all of my proposals, you deserve a medal or ribbon of some kind

but thajnjk you!!!

stay safe and stay healthy <333

#cdrama #e4 #love o2o #love o2o wwm: round 1 #jae.txt #jae.wwm

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libidomechanica · 3 years ago

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My Whote Person Life of Crime

So I broke the law one day in Boulder Colorado. It is a fine line between what we teeter. We were traveling and dropped off our rental car at a relatively obscure location. As we were walking to our friend’s car, we noticed I no longer had my cell phone, I knew it was nearby because I just checked the Timbers score. My wife walked over to the car and saw the forlorn phone in the rental car.…

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lovely-angst · 8 years ago

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Okay, you want angst, I'll give you angst, for both your happiness and mine! ;) How about a scenario where the boys are not paying attention and don't see a car coming when they cross the road and their s/o pushes them out of the way, only to get hit instead and a sad ending where the s/o gives up her life for her love? You wanted angst and I delivered! ;) For Noya, Lev, Oikawa, and Bokuto, please? 😈 Thanks! ❥

This is super long because I love angst scenarios like these ;u;

I tried my best to not make it too repetative, but they kinda are.

Nishinoya

“Haha, wait for me Noya!” You laughed as you ran after him who was laughing along with you. “Maybe if you can catch me!” He exclaimed as he continued to run around town with you.

You loved this, running around town fooling and joking around with Nishinoya. You loved the rush that went through your body as you ran with no care in the world like you were flying away leaving all your problems behind.

The breeze felt nice in your hair as you watched Nishinoya’s back, trying to catch up to him. He’s always had so much energy and you loved that about him.

There was a stop light ahead and Nishinoya waited briefly until it had turned green again and signaled for pedestrians to cross, you still trying to catch up to him.

Your breathing was heavy as each foot landed on the sidewalk, one after the other. Nishinoya was still far ahead of you and he ran so carefree and happy, you wanted to catch up.

But something was off.

All you could hear was your breathing as you watched the truck speed down the road, not stopping for the red light it had. Any minute it would head straight for Nishinoya and there would be nothing you could do about it.

“Noya! Stop running!” You screamed as you forced your body to run passed its limits. Nishinoya didn’t understand though, he continued to run forward, “What are you saying?”

Your heart stopped beating and your breath was caught in your throat as you ran your fastest and finally caught up, throwing your arms in front of you to push the male out of the way,

“Yuu! Look out!”

It seemed as if time had stood still as he felt his body hit the ground. All he could hear was ringing around him and everything looked blurry as he sat up and looked around for you, “(Name)?”

“Sir are you okay?!” People came running by to the scene to help, some running over towards Nishinoya to help him onto his feet. “I’m fine, just a little scratched.”

He looked around for you, but couldn’t seem to find you. What had just happened?

Something seemed to have sparked in his mind as his eyes widened in shock. He remembered you pushing him out of the way before the truck slammed into you, throwing you a few feet before you continued to tumble and roll onto the street.

Gasping, he ran over towards the truck and found you surrounded by multiple people trying to keep you alive. Blood pooled around you and the street as you tried your best to stay awake.

“She’s my girlfriend!” Nishinoya cried as he pushed his ay through the crowd reaching over to hold you, “(Name)! (Name)!” He cried as you slowly opened up your eyes to look at him.

“You’re okay.” You say happily as you brought your hand up to caress his cheek, “I’m so..glad..you’re okay.” It took you multiple breaths to be able to spill your words out to him.

You retracted your arm back as you closed your eyes to take in another breath, but it was extremely difficult to do so. Nishinoya grabbed your hand in his and squeezed it.

You felt rain drops on your face before they rolled off your cheeks. Opening your eyes again, you saw Nishinoya crying over you as he held you. “I’m so sorry,” He sobbed, squeezing your hand so more, “It’s all my fault.”

You smiled gently at him, “I just…want you safe..Don’t forget that..I love you, Yuu.” Your eyes gently closed as your head fell back into his arms, Nishinoya shook his head before leaning down to hug your body.

“I love you too.”

Lev

“Woah, it’s a little slippery here isn’t it?” Lev laughed as he held your hand tightly to stop himself from slipping and sliding away. Chuckling you squeezed his hand and nodded, “That’s winter for you.”

You hummed gently to yourself as you and Lev walked home from school together. It was always nice to have him by yourside because it got pretty lonely without him around and he was generally always warm.

“You know, the snow makes you look really pretty.” Lev compliments as he turns to look at you. Your cheeks heat up and you give him a big smile, “Thanks Lev, that’s really sweet of you.”

A couple minutes passed and you noticed the fresh snow coming down from the sky. Holding out your free hand, you let the snow fall down onto your hand before it melts away.

“Hey, it’s snowing!” Lev shouted as he let go of your hand to spin around under the fresh snow. Giggling, you walk over and spin with him under the snow; it was quiet aside from the laughter that filled the air.

Hearing car tires skid somewhere close by, you stopped your movements and looked around just to see a car slipping and sliding in the street from all of the ice coming straight for you and Lev.

Your eyes widened as you grabbed his sleeve, “Lev, hey, move out of the way.” Lev looks up and notices the car speeding his way and just as he’s about to move out of the way, he slips on some ice that was hidden under the snow.

“Ah!” Lev falls onto the ground and you try your best to help him up before the sliding car hits him. Your heart races as you hear the loud honking of the car, but it doesn’t seem like enough time.

With all of your might, you run and push slide Lev just far enough for him to move out of harms way, but Lev saw everything.

His green eyes widens as he watches your body slam onto the hood of the car before smashing into the windshield cracking it. The car slides a few feet before it gets stuck on a large patch of snow, your body sliding of the car and onto the white snow.

“Oh my gosh, (Name)!” Lev cries as he runs over towards you, occasionally slipping. He notices the whote snow around you being dyed red beneath you. Grabbing his phone, he dials the police and hold the phone close to his ear, “Hello what is your emergency?”

“My girlfriend just got hit by a sliding car! Please come quick! She’s losing blood!” The operator tries to calm Lev down but he’s shaking so much it’s hard for him to even hold the phone.

Eventually Lev’s able to give the information and he disgards his phone somewhere in the snow as he cradles your body. His eyes are watery and you blink the tears away that he drops onto your face.

“Hey, don’t be scared.” You try to calm him down because you can feel him shaking, but it doesn’t seem to help. “How can I not be? You just took the hit for me..”

You cough some blood out and it scares Lev even more, his grip on you tight, “Th-the ambulence is coming! Just..Just hold on for a little while longer!” He cries as his tears continue to land on your face.

The ambulances quickly arive and Lev’s hand is holding yours with every movement the paramedics do, until they place you on the stretcher and load you onto the ambulance.

“(Name)?” Lev says worridely as his hand slips away from yours. You use all your energy to raise your head and look at him with a smile, “I’ll be fine Lev..”

Slamming the doors shut infront of Lev, the drive off towards the hospital while he stands in the snow without you.

That was the last time he ever saw you.

Oikawa

Didn’t this only happen in movies? Why was it happening to him now? To his girlfriend? Why?

He couldn’t grasp reality as he grips the car with the strangers around him, trying their best to remove the car that was pinning you to the ground. “Come on!” Oikawa yells as he tries again to lift the car from you.

He doesnt realize it but he’s crying. Crying because he’s scared of losing you. It happened in a split second. The two of you walking together and suddenly people yell and scream and Oikawa feels himself being roughly pushed before he sees the car crash into you.

How you made the effort to take the hit instead of him, he’ll never forgive himself for not being a better partner for you. Oikawa wanted to erase the pain on your face as you felt the impact of the moving vehicle.

He should have taken the hit for you.

“Don’t die, don’t die, don’t die.” Oikawa curses as the people around him try again to lift the car. It takes more than five tries before they flip the car, pulling you out from under the vehicle.

The ambulance rushes over and parks near by before paramedics rush out and quickly help you onto the stretchers. “I’m her boyfriend!” Oikawa yells as they pull you up onto the ambulance.

“You’re fine, you can get on,” A paramedic says as they use their head to gesture him on. Oikawa jumps on and sits besides you, watching your unconcious figure laying on the stretcher as they try to help you.

“Please move back sir,” They say gently pushing Oikawa back as he watched in fear. You weren’t waking up and it was scaring Oikawa, “You can’t leave me yet.”

It had been almost a day since you’ve been admitted into the hospital, Oikawa never leaving your side. The heart monitor beeps steadily in your hospital room, quiet besides the soft breathing or the two in the room.

Your eyes flutter open and you look around your surroundings, adjusting to your current location. Your gaze finally focuses on Oikawa who was laying beside your legs. Smiling, you place a gentle hand in his hair.

“Oikawa?” Hearing your soft voice call his name, he lifts his head and looks at you, bandaged everywhere with monitors hooked up to your frail body. His eyebrows furrow as he leans over and gives you a gentle hug, “I didn’t think you would ever wake up.”

“Don’t be silly. I’m awake now aren’t I?” Your hand contimues to tread through Oikawa’s hair as he lays his head on your legs, staring up at you. “Are you…Are you feeling well?”

“I’ve been better. My body still hurts.” You respond honestly; Oikawa frowns and looks at all the medical wire connected to you. “I’ll be good as new, promise!”

Oikawa smiled at your words and he leans up to give you a kiss on the forehead. “I’ll be keeping that promise.”

But as the days passed by, your injuries worsened and you were always in pain. Oikawa stopped by every single day, as much as he could just to see you because you always told him, “ Seeing you just makes me feel better.”

Oikawa came to the hospital one day with flowers in his hands, ready to see you and try to ease your pain,but when he walked into the room,

You were no longer there.

Bokuto

“Bokuto? Where are you?” you shouted outside as you ran from street to street, corner to corner looking for Bokuto. Your eyes were rimmed red from previously crying and your breathing was uneven as you inhaled.

Bokuto had stormed out after an argument the two of you had half an hour ago and you couldn’t take it anymore being mad at him. Grabbing your soft blanket, you ran outside as fast as you could and looked everywhere for him as you shivered in the cold night.

“Bokuto, I’m sorry! Please come back!” You tried again, but no reply was heard. Furrowing your brows, you turned around and tried to search for Bokuto in his favorite spots or your date locations.

After running around for ten minutes, you plopped yourself down on a bench and sighed, wiping away the tears that eascaped your eyes. Wrapping your blanket around you more, you snuggled yourself into the blanket as you closed your eyes trying to rest a bit before continuing your search for Bokuto.

A couple minutes passed and you could feel the cold breeze blowing through your blanket making you shiver as you opened your eyes in the dark night. Deciding that it was best you go home for the night, you looked around a little bit before leaving.

To your luck, you see a familiar multi-colored hair male walking in the distance; your eyes light up as you quickly get up onto your feet running after him. Your hot breath forms white clouds as you run after him, you needed to appolagize.

“Bokuto!” Hearing you shout his name and he stops in his place. He doesn’t see you or the car racing towards him. Glancing towards the side where the car was coming from, you turn back towards Bokuto. “There’s a car! Watch out!”

Bokuto finally turns around, but misses the car and all you can do is pray that you’ll reach him in time.

His mouth opens to say something but the impact of your push knocks him down on the other side as he crashes onto the ground. Your body smashes against the winsheild and as the car comes to an abrupt stop, you fly off the car and tumble onto the street.

Even in the seconds that Bokuto holds himself there, he still vividly remembers your crying face as you push him out of the way. It haunts him.

He runs over towards your injured body and it scares him when he doesn’t see you move. He’s scared to touch you because he doesn’t want to hurt you anymore than he already has.

“(Name), why did you- why did you do that?” Bokuto asks pained as he kneels beside you, placing your head on his legs. “Why?”

Your eyes open and you look up at him, “Because I’m sorry.”

His eyes widen in shock as you smile weakly at him, your hand reaching up to caress his face, “I’m not going to make it.” Bokuto shakes his head before reaching over to grab your hand, “You are! Don’t say that! You’re going to make it alive and we can live happily together again!”

Frowning, your eyes droop and you stare into his golden eyes, asking for one last request, “Hey, can you kiss me one last time?”

Bokuto’s lips quiver as he stares down at you, almost lifeless. Nodding, he leans down and places a kiss onto your lips, you pushing back gently before he leans back to look at you.

“Thanks, take care Kou.” Bokuto knows you had passed and he lets out a sob as he turns away to cry. “Come back..”

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