#whose parts are spread across the realm in all these comically secure fantasy places
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had an absolutely excellent idea for a children's/ya fantasy novel last night but unfortunately every moment of my life is too exhausting to bear
#i have a vacation coming up tho maybe i'll write an outline then#anyway it's about a young (gender ambiguous) boy who is sent down into a labyrinth to be sacrificed to the monster there#it's a riff on the minotaur but the joke is it's actually just the royal treasury and some king or other tossed a monster egg down there#and it hatched and took over the labyrinth vault as its horde#and now no one can get it out so they just keep tossing sacrifices down to keep it happy so it doesn't try to escape and eat the Royals#anyway while the sacrifice is down there he finds an arm locked in a box#and it's one of seven parts of a Wizard who was Split Up for being Nefarious#and the hand has magic powers so he uses it (or the hand uses itself) to kill the monster#and they escape together and the sacrifice runs around collecting body parts to reassemble his wizard friend#whose parts are spread across the realm in all these comically secure fantasy places#it's primarily a comedy tbh#i'm excited to work on it when i have the energy
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