#whos the mr and whos the mrs? theyre tech priests

[neonhellscape]

uhhh mr and mrs haneumann everybody

[everyones-story]

ocs who i havent spoken about but whom i think about:

billy [she/her] - butch lesbian computer girl who hides underground all the time and, much like other underground animals, has poor eyesight and pale skin. does not know who joe is. does not care about him OR steve jobs dreadful illness ligma. doesnt actually know who steve jobs is

mr. mary [it/they] - magical marionette zombie thing that has a shell of..... marionette around whats left of its body, and various masks and limbs it can swap out. appears to fill niche or background roles including henchman, barista, body disposal, mime, and clown disguising bombs as boobies.

ms. tomcat [she/her] - Catman Wizard Big Naturals. accidentally cursed herself into being a furry and just rolls with it. maybe immortal and maybe god? got mr. mary out of a bad situation and now theyre partners in pretty much every sense of the word. currently experimenting with reanimation magic.

doctor al [he/him but he doesnt care] - shadow guy in a prison jumpsuit and glasses who has been trapped in a room for ages. has a vulture motif except instead of bodies its old tech. objectum + in love w r0-bert, his laptop. also has a thing going w a robot named commander

michael [any] - godawful leader of the angels * in my story and overall an awful person. obsessed w perfection and rules with an iron fist.

lucifer [any] - ive mentioned them but not at length. a fallen angel who is generally revered among "demons" ** for escaping their punishment with [relatively] little injury and still having their halo. de-facto leader of the demons. disguises itself as a priest.

flight [any] - a fledgeling [lowest-ranked] angel who should, by all means, be higher up in the status quo, but is Weird among angels, which lands them in some hot water, plenty of gossip abt them, and later leads to them falling. gives themself their name afterwards as fledgeling angels arent allowed to have names

also unnamed [any] - a cherubim that is possibly flights like, only friend until they fall. when flight falls, theyre tasked with hunting them down. they are unable to kill flight or bring them to michael and, knowing they will fall for their insolence, sacrifice themself to flight and allow flight to keep their body. ***

* not a literal angel. they just adopted the term. semi-robotic magical amalgamations obsessed with the idea of purity who are generally a little awful and nitpicky to even each other.

their ranks go from fledgeling -> virtues -> powers -> cherubim + seraphim -> the archangel [michael] [did you know archangels are, in christian lore, actually the second lowest in the ranks? (its okay it makes sense here if theres inaccuracies)]

** again, not a literal demon. theyre not really very seperate from angels except that they dont have their halo [usually]. demons are more of a... subculture, i guess? a collective of fallen angels who have adapted the general concept of demons to band together against angels, making their own faction. they suck a bit but far less than angels do

*** angels use other beings to craft their bodies and get sick upgrades