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Horror: "I lost a bet."
Horror: The second-most ominous phrase in existence.
Killer: What's the first?
Horror: "Let's make a bet."
Horror: I am a ninja.
Cross: No, you’re not.
Horror: Did you see me do that?
Cross: Do what?
Horror: Exactly.
Killer: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start!
Killer: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee.
Nightmare, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.
Killer: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Dust: WHY?!
Killer: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
*Killer is helping Nightmare break out of prison*
Killer: Sooo… Does this make us partners in crime?
Nightmare: Don’t push it.
Killer: Oh my gosh, we can be like Harley Quinn and the Joker!
Nightmare: If you don’t stop talking, they’re adding “murder” to the charges.
Nightmare, to Cross: Please, picking locks is my specialty.
Nightmare: *throws a brick through the window*
Nightmare: Okay, let’s go.
Horror: What’s your biggest fear?
Dust: I am incredibly arachnophobic.
Horror, under their breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?
Killer: Are you alright?
Nightmare: Short answer or long answer?
Killer: Short?
Nightmare: No.
Killer: Long?
Nightmare: Nooooooo.
Cross, gently nudging Horror aside with their foot: Horror, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.
Horror, her eyes enormous: You kick Horror? You kick her body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Cross! Jail for Cross for one thousand years!
Nightmare, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!
Cross: Nightmare, dude, sit down! Tell us all about it. Dust, would you get Nightmare some water?
Dust: What is he gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?
Killer: Cross, we tried things your way.
Cross: No, we didn't.
Killer: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
Cross: You spent all our money on THIS??
Dust, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
Cross: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk?
Horror: It's Dust's turn.
Dust: Don't die.
Killer, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.
Killer: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?
Cross: Well, it’s frowned upon.
Killer: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier?
Killer: That’s okay, right?
Dust, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Nightmare: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Dust:
Dust: Water you doing?
Killer: And here we see Dust and Horror in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make each other laugh.
Dust: Gaelic bread.
Horror: Grueling brad.
Dust: Ha ha, glamorous beans.
Dust: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Dust, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
Nightmare: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
Dream: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!
Nightmare: Mean.
Nightmare: You're alive.
Dream: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
Nightmare: I got an idea!
Dream: Does it involve breaking the law?
Nightmare: By now don’t you think that’s a given?
Dream: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Nightmare: Don’t bother.
Nightmare: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Dream: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Nightmare: Okay yeah thanks Dream, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?
Nightmare: Hey, thanks for checking in, I’m ✨still a piece of garbage✨
Error: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Blue: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
Nightmare: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
Dream: We’re not friends.
Nightmare, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
Nightmare, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
Nightmare, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Dream: Tea.
Nightmare: Wrong. It's coffee.
Nightmare: I failed my safety training course today.
Dream: Why, what happened?
Nightmare: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Dream: And?
Nightmare: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
Ink: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
Ink: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*
Ink: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.
Nightmare: I won a new phone in a race.
Dream: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Nightmare?
Nightmare: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.
Dream: Why are you on fire?
Nightmare: This is just how my day is going.
Nightmare: You know, I used to play back in my gory days.
Dream: You mean glory days?
Nightmare: Ah, that too.
Blue: I trusted you!
Error: Why?
Ink: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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