#whoops )

[kotathedreemurr]

And you missed. Turns out, “the vampire” was relative, and your nickname of “bloodsucker” being a tax collector by day, worked out for the prophecy, so we now have a large steel meteorite which whipped around the sun, coming at mach FuckTM back toward earth.

"Oh, the ancient artifact that no-one must ever find? The one that would doom humanity if that vampire ever found it? Yeah, I locked it in a steel box and launched it into the sun. Even if it didn't get destroyed, there's no way that undead Lord is ever getting it back."

[this-too-shall-bleed]

for a warm welcome of protocol season 2, have some eyepocalypse dwelling boys

this is actually a redraw of something I drew like two years ago, I really hate how I drew martin though so I needed to redo for my sanity

[thatsbelievable]

[anqueerism]

As much as I love the pettiness, and I think it’s fair enough, American leftists SHOULD be encouraging more people who are regretting their decisions and being betrayed by trump to open up to and migrate towards the left. This is a good thing. Don’t shut people out when they’re realising they’ve been conned. Help them.

The pettiness is just 👌😂

[dicklessthewonderclown]

forget “enemies to lovers” this and “friends with benefits to lovers” that. i need enemies with benefits to lovers. they’re rivals. they hate each other with the fire of a thousand burning suns. character a is a massive fucking flirt, because they like how angry it makes character b (because they’re into it but mad about it). in a fight, character b has character a pinned up against a wall or something, they’re both all bloody and out of breath. the tension snaps and they have angry kinky hate sex. oh no, something has changed fundamentally changed in their dynamic and they’re both trying their best to ignore it. obviously, it doesn’t work; they hook up again. they’re angry and rough and talking shit about each other while balls deep in each other. they start hooking up more and more frequently, and it’s no longer spur of the moment shit anymore. no, they’re meeting up in secret to fuck. some tragedy strikes— it’s fanfiction, we all know how this works. and then bada bing bada boom they’re in gay love

[lsunstreakerl]

omegaverse famiglia thoughts are getting to me🤭

just thinking about the angst of little max when gp first meets him…and max being so confused about any kind of comfort and care

also the mick and max relationship and both of them being protective of the other(mick bc max is omega and max bc mick is his little brother)

oh well now I'm having thoughts

the max and mick dynamic omg. they'd be so annoyed with each other all the time (the way siblings are- they'd still throw down for the other at any moment)

some worldbuilding for the presentation thing-

initial presentations are much younger, closer to 10. the initial cycles aren't heats/ruts, they're like a softer version- their bodies are still learning to produce the necessary hormone and so there isn't a sexual aspect to it at that point.

a soft rut is just a young alpha being very protective of their pack, family, and personal belongings (like, irrationally so. it's usually somewhat funny for everyone else when a baby alpha growls over their seat at the table being taken)

a soft heat is a young omega first having their nesting instructs, wanting to keep everyone nearby and together. they get upset when people try to leave the nest, and start really building on those instincts.

up until the initial presentations, kids don't have any indicators of their dynamics, and their noses are really weak. once they've had the initial presentation, their nose gets a lot stronger, and it's between the initial presentation and the secondary presentation that they learn to navigate scents.

secondary presentation is usually closer to 17/20- and between the initial presentation and the secondary is when their body has changed to accommodate for their designation. at this point the heat/rut cycle becomes a sexual thing.

it's basically an extended puberty. when max had his initial presentation is when he went on suppressants with jos, so he doesn't have any omega instincts to build on yet.

GP obviously has no way to know that max was on suppressants, which is why the nesting thing becomes an issue- max is coming off the dose, so he's having soft heats. soft heats are solved by nesting with pack- but max doesn't know (and won't) nest, and they don't have a pack yet. which is why GP gets so stressed about figuring out to get the nesting problem solved once he figures out what's going on.

[thetoyboxs]

It's that time of year where I SELL OUT!!! THAT'S RIGHT BABY I HAVE COMMISSIONS!!! Want me to draw you something, well now you can :D!

Coloured Illustrations are fully lined, coloured and with background

Tiny Doodles are coloured sketches with simple shading and no/simple backgrounds

Wanna commission me? Check me out on Ko-Fi or VGen

[artaxlivs]

kids these days: what's dial up?

Kids these days are all "wow I can't believe I still like this ship 3 months after the canon ended!" bestie I have ships that started when I was still using dial-up internet

[1-800-cuupid]

LMAO GET AWAY FROM ME

[nrcsfavoriteshrimps]

me when I accidentally get the nurse that gives me my puberty blocker shots into twisted wonderland 👁️👄👁️

[spacepuppy1340]

This is a daily reoccurrence 😬

[albiknoses]

STARTED TO POST IN LMK GROUP BUT NOW IM KINDA INTO CRK... Kinda also had Chicken wings earlier too... 😓

[roomtemperaturesuperconductor]

Ooooooooh I get it! It’s just Miss Casey who’s Eurydice. Gemma is Persephone.

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

[mxbequiet]

this was easily one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen cinematically, so god damn incredible.

Nosferatu, 2024

dir. Robert Eggers