#whoever invented them needs to uninvent them

[thatspacemannsworld]

Okay I need to vent this shit

So I got cranberry raisins the other day

And I didn’t even notice because I got trail mix with raisins in it, I thought they were normal raisins, which I like

But NO

Instead, I get these dry, barely sweet, incredibly sour, soft raisins that are apparently

Cranberries

Now I don’t normally have an issue with cranberries, in fact I think the juice is alright.

But THESE cranberries have lost everything good about them, and are super soft and have awful texture.

It feels like I’m eating some raisins that were soaked with water, dried, and then had the flavor removed.

I swear it’s like god said “yeah, these raisins? Make them awful.”

[thatspacemannsworld]

Thou speaketh like dry cranberries exist. And they do, dry ass raisin cranberries that are barely sweet, have awful texture, and like to pretend to be grape raisins.

Check your trail mix before you buy it