#who would win. cannibal deer-person or mad doctor

[cervianthr0py]

it's not slutty enough to be suggestive tagged but it is gay. I told y'all I selfship go weird about it I guess

Deerhunter low-key getting choked under the cut. Abandon all hope all ye who enter here

[cervianthr0py]

hello there, hirsch!~

i don't mean to intrude, but hunter has told me so much about you, i felt i simply had to pop in! any friend of hers is a friend of mine! hooh, just look at you..! you're even more facinating than i imagined...

(he's eying deer like a predator. he seems to be putting in a lot of effort to keep his hands to himself and treat this like a normal greeting, despite his clear ulterior motives.)

- @crimsonscalpel

"Oh, hi, it's you! I've seen you around!"

"I've not been called "fascinating" until now..."

It looks like this deer is easy to catch off guard! At least they're not biting anyone!