#who wants to volunteer

[marlynnofmany]

Now there's a conversation to have!

On the one hand, it's easy to say they'd be immune because of the whole undead thing, maybe because their body temperature is too low, or because magic, or because vampirism is close enough to rabies that they should only be able to get one at a time.

But on the other hand, the idea of a bat-vampire suffering from rabies is both funny and terrifying.

An evil vampire is bad enough, killing on a whim. But remember that rabies makes regular animals act in ways that will spread it the most: drooling, friendly, then bitey. Can you imagine the scourge of the town showing up apparently drunk and wanting to be friends with everyone -- until he doesn't?

[starryeyesmasc]

thinking about uh playfighting with a girl

[mochizz]

THIS IS UNSUAL I THINK of me but butttt WHO WANTS TO PARTICIPATEEEE!! I need 3 people, you can pick whichever one you want BUT you must have an ATHF Oc ☝️☝️☝️ whoever remains after the three will be mine so I didn’t really pick any so YEAHHH LMK GUYYSSS TWEHEEE

[l-na]

we need to bring racefaker drama back to this website

[solaress-s]

idea: grimace horror movie

> go to theater

> watch fnaf movie and then grimace movie back to back

> go home

> drink a grimace shake and play fnaf

> see what happens

[bl00dycocainee]

if i die i need to give one of my mutuals my password to keep my shit going.

[shyesterin]

did not have a gay dream but I did wake up with an intense need to kiss a woman

[zhouprodigy-writblr]

I need to find new beta readers. Or just someone to act as a sounding board. I'm starting to realize that my best work comes when I have someone I can just bounce these ideas off of, just to get them out.

I feel too distracted, otherwise, because I just can't focus on the here and now. I'm always looking towards the future, trying to think 3 books from now, instead of looking at the chapter in writing at the moment.

[myegoicmind]

Had a vision of fanart I want to see as I was waking up this morning:

💜David and Michael in this is as they look in S2 of Staged.

💜Michael’s on his back on the bed, naked with wrists bound together resting on his torso.

💜David’s clothed, laying on his side propped up on his elbow as he jerks Michael off.

💜Michael’s panting while looking at David pleadingly - as if he’s been edged a few times - as he’s jerked off by David.

💜David’s looking back at him with a pout as if to say “poor baby” in between talking down to him.

💜I imagine David’s hair resting back off his face like in this last scene of S2:

I don’t have the gift of drawing people and bodies, so if anyone else can see this and wants to draw it I would LOVE to see it! 🤩

[mystiqueschild]

Who wants to watch The Beatles (1965-1969) cartoon with me?

[guzmapkmn-archive]

Sighs loudly I need a kiss

[luciferfemme]

You're such a hot femme I hope you're getting body worship at like all times you deserve it

I should be but I'm not and it's truly a shame

[lostpearl1]

Who wants to be that someone?

i can't stop thinking about someone rubbing my clit at every opportunity, just randomly slipping their hand into my panties whenever they want. and its not even enough to edge me, just enough to keep me wet n needy n dumb for them

[notacleangirl]

okay, listen to me for a moment, i need someone to write about patrick and best friend!reader at a halloween party with a matched costume because, you know, they are best friends (even if they behave a lot like a couple). obviously he is charming with her, but they go to this party, they get a little drunk, they dance together quite close and at the end of the evening he accompanies her back home/dorm because they are both still drunk and he is a gentleman but before they can say goodbye they start kissing and slowly enter the room and do it for the first time. obviously after they fall asleep and it would also be very cool to see the next morning that they realize for how long they denied the feelings they have for each other!!!!!

[bi-clit]

bought more sex toys today, a very large dildo, silicone urethral sounds, more lube and 3 drawstring bags to store toys in. im becoming the person i always wanted to be (kinky with a collection of sex toys)

[frownyalfred]

today’s reminder: the ao3 policy & abuse folks work tirelessly and sometimes reporting does help!