#who taught me that there's only one urologist on ibiza

[dinosaurcharcuterie]

I work phones and can confirm this is true.

Even if you say something so monumentally out of place that someone would need a lobotomy to forget, the story will be retold with "there was this one call--sweetest person you can think of, absolutely minor issue--" as the opening, as long as you use hello, please, thank you and goodbye at a moderately acceptable volume and don't threaten the operator personally.

Back when I worked for a travel company this would happen all the time. Trust me, we only remembered the people who yelled at us. A polite “Thanks, you too” didn’t even register.