#who knew there were whole Maya update accounts obviously I SHOULD HAVE but tbh

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Mon 31 May ‘21

Excellent pictures of both Harry and Louis today! Eleanor posted a picture of Louis from the wedding trip- he’s in the car giggling and covering his mouth, such a good one (someone who is presumably Oli is also with them, though only Eleanor is seen carrying out any PA duties, has Oli ever made a coffee run? As if!) And Harry was also seen, also looking like a cutie! He took a fan pic on Saturday- the girls with him said they were “not somewhere where we’d expect to meet him” (looks pretty and rural; Gemma is also somewhere pretty and rural) and that HE asked THEM if they wanted to take a picture. Well and why not when your outfit has so much to say- he was wearing the pink hat AND the blue bandana! Talk about mixed messaging, huh? Pink hats come and go though, while that blue bandana is a constant through the years- still together, still going strong! Nice to see it again, it’s been a minute.

Meanwhile ProjectKMM gave Kill My MInd (and Walls) a bit of a boost but hasn’t yet reached the heights that Project Defenseless did, but are we moving on already? ProjectOTB is beginning (by different people), aiming to boost Only The Brave for Pride month. May all Louis song projects thrive and prosper and if you can’t keep track of which one we’re on, you can’t go wrong by just listening to Walls! No news about Harry’s cosmetics company, but apparently its name (at least for filing purposes) is Pleased As.

“I’m doing great thanks busy busy busy but all good,” said Niall and he IS a busy guy, taking questions and doing interviews and tweeting about golf and that’s just what we SEE! He said things about NH3; “Based on the last one, I’m about halfway through. It feels really good. It feels like the best stuff I’ve written. I don’t know when I’ll release it, to be honest. I’ll just gonna go with the flow, and hand it in to the label when I’m ready,” and “I’ve grown up a lot and I think you can hear it in the music,” but that he “wouldn’t be able to tell you” the trick to writing a banger, yes yes very funny but of course we know that’s not true! He says the bangers he wishes he’s written are "When The Party's Over by Billie Eilish. I wish I'd written Hallelujah and maybe Hotel California but that's a long stretch," (and Anne Marie says hers is Still by Niall) and about not knowing her before this “the music industry can be quite transient, people have this idea that all famous people are friends, however it is very wrong. You just know we see each other at various awards shows eventually.”

And Liam is posting lots and being chatty about his day; he says he had Bear over and the swimming lessons (mentioned in his video yesterday) are ongoing like… I should have known he had a pool in his house and that’s what he meant when he mentioned teaching Bear to swim and also, I just forget that people have swimming pools in their homes you know?