#who is more than 200lbs and 6’1 out of the door with her & almost succeeded
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Do you ever just stare at your dog like “how the hell do you have the energy for all of that”
#mabel is a 15 year old patterdale terrier. here’s a sample of things she’s done today:#• walked to the park; made a couple of circuits and walked back (a total of 1km walked according to pokemon go)#• been out in the garden four times and pulled me around like a lunatic#• went for a walk with my mom at the crack of dawn (which knowing both of them will have been a serious walk)#• paced. SO much. around and around and around#• leaped onto the armchair; climbed on its arm so she could see out of the window; seen someone walking past and LEAPED down and ran to the#door thinking they were coming here. none of them were#• tried to escape past me in the twenty seconds it took me to accept a delivery. when i grabbed her collar she did her best to pull me#who is more than 200lbs and 6’1 out of the door with her & almost succeeded#• climbed on me; stood on the bony part of my hip and tried to steal my cheese string#• stole my cheese string wrappers and my sandwich plate (neither of which she could do much with as she has exactly six teeth#and the plate was empty)#• followed me around while i dusted the living room; opened my packages; threw away packaging; made lunch; etc etc#basically every time i get up she LEAPS up too#she’s finally just slumped in the chair and my only question is why it took so long#like she literally just spent four hours not just awake but also doing THE MOST#i don’t know what’s in her arthritis pills but do they make it for humans? 🥲#she is ~105 in dog years and i am 26 in human years and i know which of us is more athletic. and it’s not me#it’s a lot. anyway. i’m going to make the most of the fact that she’s napping now & will (hopefully) eat my pringles#without having any of them stolen or being watched#personal
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