#who is 8 months older than you. so. talk amongst yourselves’ like whyyyyyyy
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My brother really messaged me out of the blue after 3 months of no contact then went offline huh
#did you have to do this on this; the last night of my dog’s life#like i’m not in a good headspace for whatever question this man is going to ask me#he led with ‘how are you’ so obviously i couldn’t say ‘i’m absolutely terrible john. thank you for asking’#there are a few possibilities here. either he genuinely wants to know what’s going on with me and start a conversation#or possibly he wants to meet for the first time. which. sir… sir we live in the north east and it’s about to be november#i mean i’ll get on a train to [redacted] but please don’t make me wander the streets#OR he wants me to tell our other brother about him which… oh god#listen. i know i have to do it sooner or later. but why’s it gotta fall on ME to message my other brother and be like ‘hey btw i did a dna#test and found this whole ass man. by the way our dad cheated on your mom with a 16 year old girl and fathered a whole extra child#who is 8 months older than you. so. talk amongst yourselves’ like whyyyyyyy#if my dad had lived 16 years longer HE could’ve done all of this but no. instead it’s me; his most useless progeny#y’know what maybe for nanowrimo i’ll write down my family history because it is fucking weird. like you think we’ve scratched the surface#here? not even. gather round and i’ll tell you the tale of whoever the FUCK gave my grandma that sweetheart brooch. and more…#personal
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