#who had to take that stupid fucking graphology class (why wasnt it an elective i'll never know)
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i love this book, it's so ace attorneycore
#yes that is a bomb he has inside the lining of his jacket. because the mafia wants him to blow up the prosecution's witness. obviously.#and they kidnapped his daughter too. farewell my turnaboutcore as hell.#anyway this whole chapter with him tearing a new one into the graphologist guy AH VALIDATION FOR ME#who had to take that stupid fucking graphology class (why wasnt it an elective i'll never know)#and the fact that he focused on the 'sexual nature of the tail of the letter g' YEAH THATS THE ONLY THING I REMEMBER FROM THAT CLASS#i took no notes all semester thats the only thing i remember everyone was kiddingly looking at their friends' gs and going oohhhh#you naughty naughty bitch fjdjdjdj#anyway that aside this fucking expert witness was a fucking idiot how do you get played like this dude! you werent even here to talk#about graphology you got soooo played even i could have done it better gkfjfjfj#like boo not even extrinsic and intrinsic examination of the handwriting? BOO#anyway yeah this book is so fun it's SO ridiculous lmao#the defense#books
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