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Assassinate Him.

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you can’t kill yourself you have to blog.

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calling on the peoples republic of china to send neutral election observers to ensure that free and fair elections are held in the usa

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I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

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lmao NONE of those words are in the necronomicon 🤣

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Hello dear friend, 💚

My family and I have lost everything in the Gaza war 💔. We’re struggling to survive and desperate for any support. Could you please take a moment to check our pinned post and consider donating? Even the smallest contribution could make a huge difference for us.

Thank you from the bottom of our hearts ❤️🥺

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We are vetted by @gazavetters

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You, a demon, have befriended someone.

They are the best friend you have ever had in your long long life and you love them more than you thought you could ever love a human.

The only issue is that you haven’t told them what you are. The later it gets, the harder it becomes to tell them, and the easier it gets for them to figure it out on their own, but you are worried that they will be terrified of you and never want to see you again once they know.

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Revised tierlist

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Biblically accurate Hatsune Miku

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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

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laurie 😔

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You could never understand a warriors bondage

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good afternoon i'm a dumbass so i made this

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You’ve heard of the grammar Nazi now get ready for the grammar Stalinist

😭

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@demilypyro

"I like a man who's secure in his masculinity"

I like the ones who are so alienated from masculinity that they start estrogen, personally