#who did Xanatos send the sweater to? probably Obi but threateningly
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padawansuggest · 2 years ago
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Rael: *yelling about space-meth and how it rots your teeth and he knows from experience*
Komari: *yelling louder for dominance about how she doesn’t DO it she’s just selling it*
Qui-Gon: *stealing babies from all over the galaxy*
Dooku: hmmm *looking between his children* hmmmmmmm… *eyes land on Kenobi*
Obi-Wan: *hiding under the couch and nervously tearing apart Xanatos’s life day present he sent this year, a pile of strings sitting in front of him from the half disassembled sweater already, most his Padawan braid stuffed in his mouth to gnaw at it*
Dooku: Ohhhh, that one, I choose to give this year’s ‘best Padawan’ award to that one.
Komari: YOU SHOULD JUST JOIN ME ALREADY WE COULD HAVE A METH EMPIRE BY NOW-
Rael: I DONT SELL METH I SELL THIS ASS SHUT UP-
Yoda: …same. Give the others away to charity, we should.
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