#who constantly tells you you're so smart and handsome and have a beautiful fucking SOUL
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gilliebee · 11 months ago
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thinking about this god damn quote every time jack gives brick heart eyes which is always
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finniestoncrane · 2 years ago
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PLEASE tell about your idealized version of capullo riddler! I’m starving to hear more about him
ok i moved this up the queue because i am OBSESSED with him like i love him and i love you BUT ANYWAY i reserve the right to be as unhinged about this man as i want to be. every other riddler has his pros, but this asshole has only cons and that's why he's top of my list so like please don't read this if you're gonna psychoanalyse me, i am at peace with my issues (can't wait to show this to my therapist)
Headcanons about Capullo!Riddler (w/female partner) request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff, heavy on the kinks, rough play, impact, slapping, choking, humiliation, degradation all that nasty shit i am projecting it onto this sideburned loser who i love with all of my soul nobody come at me for how i want to be treated at him
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domestic life
you're not so much a partner as you are a live in servant
your name is babe now
"babe will you get me a beer"
"babe will you pass me the remote"
"babe can you order us pizza?"
"babe can you come sit in my lap"
unintentional misogyny is rife
better invest in thick pants or something because anytime you walk by him your ass is getting smacked
needs you to tell him how talented and smart and handsome and charming he is at least 20 times each day
his needs have to come first because "i'm the riddler and i'm super important you wouldn't understand"
has to be talked down from asking every hot person you see if they wanna have a threesome with you guys
pisses with the door open constantly
follows you around like a lost puppy because he needs attention/closeness/not to be alone with his thoughts
he won't cook or clean or do any kind of domestic chore because that's your job because what else are you bringing to the table
he will make fun of you for participating in hobbies he thinks are dumb
but god help you if you imply at any point that his obsession with batman is unhealthy and really dorky and bordering on a crush
he will go in a huff
he goes in huffs a lot
man is permanently pouting and upset
definition of 'can dish it out but can't take it'
he has two modes for asking you to pay attention to him
demanding and rude
whiny and pathetic
sometimes he switches between both
if he thinks he's ever crossed a line and really pissed you off (which is rare) he will try to make it up to you
but he's shitty at it
he'll bump his head against you like a cat repeating "i'm sorry" until you're so annoyed that you forgive him to get him to shut up
he thinks burps are super funny because mentally he's fuckin 12
sex life
he's super horny, like all the time, concerningly so
like if you don't have the energy to fuck, you could at least sit in his lap and participate in some cock-warming, god
he'll eat pussy once a month, but he expects his dick to be sucked twice daily
he's super into dishing out some humiliation and degrading his partner
gives him an ego boost
because he's super self-conscious
mostly about his dick size
loves being a bit physically violent during sex
hair pulling, face slapping, grabbing and biting
spanking for sure
likes being called daddy/master/sir
anything that denotes him as an authority figure
surprisingly encouraging though
will dole out some praise if he thinks you deserve it
never says you're beautiful or pretty or gorgeous
but tells you you're hot all the time
super into free use, since you're there y'know
that's really all you're good for to him
will fuck you until he cums and not even check to see if you finished
rolls over and falls asleep straight away
he also snores
insists on getting nudes sent from you if he's away from you for an hour
boasts about how good he is at fucking in front of everyone and anyone
and you have to agree
which you do
and it's the only time he ever says thank you
but only in private
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