#whittlin

[blissocean]

cowboy :) you got it buddy!

[vvelegrin]

strop time 😎

(guy who should not be whittling at their desk instead of working voice)

[chmydarling]

i’m sorry for all this sappy shit.

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❛ who are you and what the hell have you done with violet?! ❜

he's messing around. but he knows how big this admission has to be for her. because he knows h e r.

❛ seriously, though. don't apologise. you're feeling. which is a very shitty, but very human thing to do. it means you're a person. with an actual, beating heart. who would have thought it? or thunk it? thunk doesn't seem like it's a real word somehow... it isn't. is it? thunk. thunk... ❜

❛ anywho, i always figured you were a gentle soul, vi. well, underneath all those layers of walker blood, sarcasm and bitterness. ❜

❛ don't worry. your secret is safe with me. well, relatively. ❜

[skyotters]

Two Druids, just chillin' and whittlin' 🦆

[arctic-hands]

My dad gave me a sickass pocket knife from my deceased adopted grandad's stash (he actually gave me a lot now that I've taken up whittling), but I have no reason to carry it on my person so I can't flaunt it. It's doesn't have a locking blade and I'm not good enough at controlling the knife yet to handle a flip knife so it's not good for on-the-go whittlin', even if I did think I could defend myself with a knife without getting hurt (I don't think I could in any imaginable way) the blade is too slow and short to really be used that way, i don't know knife laws in my area very well, and at this point the only time I ever go out anyway is to doctors' offices, hospitals, or government building and I def can't take a knife there.

[leadshootingcupid]

I heard you knit, did your mom teach you? And are you gonna make anything for the season?

Mum taught me the basics, but I'm not usin' 'em thse days. Not sure where yer gettin' info like that from, mate.

I prefer keepin' my hands busy with a good knife or weapon instead. Whittlin', that I do more often.

[in-my-sights]

If you ever got enough money from being an assassin to retire, what would you do?

"Not sure. I can’t say I see myself sittin’ around on a porch whittlin’ wood or tendin’ a garden. Don’t reckon I’m built for that kinda quiet life. ‘Sides, there’s always somethin’ or someone worth huntin’ in this damned place. Keeps things excitin’."

[blatherblatherskite]

He’s whittlin’ something for his boyfriend. :3c

Fanart for @diastrons of her character Mallow and his horse Primrose.

[morgan-the-lonely-brick]

Hey uhh

watchu whittlin there Izzy boy

no but really what is that

[blackmouthdog]

You get your first knife at 4. Small folding knife- 'nough for whittlin' and minor chores. 9 you get your grown knife as well as a slaughter knife you make from black rock. Fuck is y'all doin??

[sorrow-hollow]

WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED A STORY FROM MY OLD DND CAMPAIGN

So there was me, my friend, and two other girls

We were tasked with finding and retrieving a magic pail that never runs out of water for Lord Thumb because the oasis dried up and now there’s no water available for the town

So we venture into the desert (let me just say now that it was only me and my friend up until this point) and find the Temple of Osiris or something (Osiris is the god of the dead/underworld in Egyptian mythology)

And so we go in and we find out that the temple has been taken over by imps worshipping Asmodeus (Asmodeus in this campaign was a giant thing of flesh with eyes and mouthes everywhere [not very lustful if you ask me even if he’s the embodiment of lust-])

When all four of us finally reach the chamber at the bottom of the stairs, we find Asmodeus when my friend tried to HANDCUFF A LITERAL DEMON LORD WITH RUSTY HANDCUFFS WE FOUND ON A DEAD ADVENTURER AND CAMEL WHILE WE WERE TRAVELING (I took rotted food) (also that’s not the funniest part)

After all that we still hadn’t gotten the pail, but Asmodeus got scared by some guy whom called himself the Whittlin’ Man (very important to say whittiln’ not whittling) who was blind but could see(???) and was a fourth wall breaker (when we got the pail he carved one of those funky S’s onto it) and so seeing that we almost got the pail, one of the other girls that were with us at the time decides to try and get Asmodeus to believe that they met before at a BAKE SALE

And when she rolled for persuasion she got a NAT 20 (or at least I believe she did, and if she didn’t oh well it’s funny) and so ASMODEUS THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF LUST AND A DEMON KING believed that him and a random guy met at said random guy’s mom’s bake sale and became best buddies (she later tried to dab him up but got left hanging)

[bnprime]

today i cut my finger open while whittlin’ in the back yard and my wife loves me so much she dropped everything she was doing and came with me to the emergency room and waited there the whole time and said that we could go to the beach afterwards and then we did go to the beach.

[tundrahorse]

gots this dutch books abouts whittlins for min mor a bits ago so’s she coulds haves a goddamn hobby. i ams sure it ams just wastins away though. might looks at it. i miss the feelins of blade underneath my fingers. guitar strings ams only a placeholder for somethin likes that.

[thecatfortress]

Whittlin'

[chilewithcarnage]

why you got all dem knives do you be whittlin