#whipwhispers

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Thinking about how Ford said he once thought Bill was the Sun in his galaxy, but in reality he was a black hole.

Thinking about the fact that black holes really are at the center of galaxies, and that while they slowly consume everything around them, galaxies also couldn't exist without them at their center.

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Thinking about how Ford tried to destroy The Book of Bill multiple times, including by burning it, and Bill just kept sending it back over and over.

Thinking about how Gus Burnside tried to destroy The Book one (1) time by burning it, and that was all it took for Bill to [REDACTED].

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Favorite ship dynamic contines to be:

"I love you"

"How dare you love me, when I tried so hard to be unlovable"

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Thinking about the fact that Bill said he peered into Ford's future and saw the possibilities, and how that implies he probably saw futures where he and Ford ended up happy together, and thus likely actively chose to go down a path that didn't lead to that.

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Thinking about people spending so much time trying to figure out when Bill might be telling the truth, and little to no time on trying to figure out when Ford might be lying.

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Thinking about how in his dreams Ford panics and writes that he's attracted to Logic and Planning

Thinking about how Bill is the definition of Chaos and Impulsivity

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And it is the hope that kills you, truly.

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Whenever someone tags something as "old men yaoi" and then it turns out to be a pair of 30-somethings I take 6d12 psychic damage

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"I hate this" I say, as I am hitting the "Like" button