#while jimmy is able to flit from group to group without so much as a backwards glance

[pacificwaternymph]

Does it ever strike you how Jimmy is able to let go, but Scott never seems to move on?

[southparkyimagines]

Hello! How do you think the main 4 and Craig's gang would deal with a break up from a very serious relationship???? I really like what you have done so far.

Kyle:

Would lock himself in his room.

Lots and lots of crying, but only in private.

Would switch back and forth between blaming himself and his ex until ending in utter confusion.

Would stray away from relationships for a long time.

Kenny:

Would pull his hood on tighter.

Would find little to no joy in various sexual jokes or innuendos, a huge shift from the norm.

Would tend to be much quieter, both in frequency and volume of speaking.

Would quickly try to find another relationship, but would fail to feel the same, causing him to flit from relationship to relationship looking to find the same emotions.

Cartman:

Would whine to his mom, often asking her why love sucks.

Would claim he was right that love never works out and that he knew it all along.

Would make lots of jokes and snide remarks about love, dating, and his ex.

Deep down, he blames himself for everything and is immensely distraught.

Stan:

Would most likely end up with the goth kids again, at least temporarily. The goths would welcome him back and act as if nothing had changed since last time he was with them.

Would lose interest in life for a span before becoming a workout addict to preoccupy himself.

100% convinced that there is no one else out there for him.

Would swear off relationships forever. Obviously, he breaks this vow to himself with little to no thought much later.

Craig:

Would go out of his way to violently flip off his ex.

For a short while, he won’t stop talking about the break up and how he can do just fine without his ex.

Will quickly cut off anyone else who brings up his past relationship.

Only voices his sadness and distress to Stripe late at night when he’s sure no one else can hear.

Clyde:

Would claim he wasn’t hurt and he was happier now because he could get with any girl he wants to. Absolutely no one is convinced.

Cries in the shower, usually singing cliché love songs.

When his fits of sadness set in, he is entirely inconsolable. Each of the others in the group have tried and failed to help him quell his tears. He will persistently deny these occurrences.

Resorts to begging his ex to come back a few times.

Token:

Would remain gentlemanly to his ex and still treat them as a friend.

Would most likely be set up with Nichole immediately after his breakup (ahem, Cartman) and would end up dating her for a short while, afraid to say no and break her heart. The relationship would quickly dissipate back into little more than friendship.

His grades slip for a short while after the breakup until he finds that utter overachievement is a good distraction from sadness.

Manages to stay quite normal until his parents, who he neglected to tell about his break up, bring up his ex. He suffers his only breakdown at the dinner table that night.

Jimmy:

Would have to rewrite sets of jokes to avoid any on the topic of love for quite a while.

His usual jokes would lose much of their effectiveness due to his sadder mood. Other than this, he tries to remain optimistic.

Would often get lost in sad music.

Much, much later, he is able to put a positive spin on the experience and write a plethora of jokes about breakups.

Tweek:

Caught between needing coffee and trying to avoid it for the memories he and his ex made in the coffee shop. Inevitably gives in to his caffeine addiction, but makes sure to steer clear of his ex’s favorite drinks.

His threshold of tolerance for pressure decreases greatly; he often finds himself freaking over even simpler tasks than usual.

Would have to keep away from his ex, finding that even close proximity sends him into fits of twitches.

Worries that he’ll never again find someone who can put up with him.