#while cosmo and wanda stare at her. wanda's jaw is literally on the floor. cosmo is sobbing

[inamindfarfaraway]

The Pixies need to be villains in A New Wish just so that Hazel, canonical lover of paperwork and the predictable monotony of places it is done like the DMV (*cough*, autism, *cough*), can have so much fun with them that it makes them have a breakdown because they're not meant to be fun! They're meant to be boredom incarnate! They rob kids of joy, they don't give it to them! Who is this child? What is going on here?

[makiruz]

#and cosmo and wanda laugh so hard they explode#hazel isn't even trying to be malicious she just adores following regulations and thorough procedure#her friends are miserable when the pixies are winning but she's having the time of her life#something something the episode could start with her getting insecure#about her unconventional interests and sources of comfort#like paperwork#and worrying that she's wasting her childhood not doing and enjoying more typical kid stuff#but she saves the day with the power of her special interest#anyway i need fanart of hazel reading da rules for fun#while cosmo and wanda stare at her. wanda's jaw is literally on the floor. cosmo is sobbing

The Pixies need to be villains in A New Wish just so that Hazel, canonical lover of paperwork and the predictable monotony of places it is done like the DMV (*cough*, autism, *cough*), to have so much fun with them that it makes them have a breakdown because they're not meant to be fun! They're meant to be boredom incarnate! They rob kids of joy, they don't give it to them! Who is this child? What is going on here?