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mimiaguilar-bansheebender · 21 days ago

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*phone rings at 3 am*

Dick *picks up mid patrol*: sup!

Damian: HOW ARE WE NOT YET DISEASED ?!

Dick: umm… what?

Damian: *goes on a fully caffeinated/sleep deprivation fueled rant about how while studying for his mid terms at Med School he has encountered several cases that mention patients dying/being permanently maimed/disabled because of botched or unsanitary practices that they definitely performed in the field while crime-fighting, more than once, in less than sterile environments and with the equivalent of a swiss knife*

#like my biggest pet peeve with like superheroes or like fictional characters having med procedures done to them #in field? is like they would’ve 100% have had cross contamination issues and you cannot explain to me how they dodged infections and sepsis #plot armor cannot be all powerful #so i 100% believe that Damian would freak out about all the times he had to hold one of his siblings after a fight #while actively contaminating a wound with sewer water and all the shit that got thrown at him #like him getting a ratatouille-like realization: i could’ve killed this mf #so yeah #this are my two cents on #doctor wayne #damian wayne #damian wayne al ghul #dc #dick grayson #robin #batman and robin

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