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empty-blog-for-lurking · 2 days ago

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I think we should stop giving Lance family problems and instead give everyone else family problems and then drag him into all of them as universe's most unpaid and unqualified therapist. As god intended

#empty thoughts #This is Slash J do whatever you want #Adding my 'Shiro is a child of a very messy divorced/should be divorced parents'#and 'Lance makes easy friends with elderly women' takes #To give you an au where Lance accidentally becomes mediator/witness to some insane Shirogane family drama #I just want the Most Awkward Dinner from hell.#Kinda like that one scene from bnha where izuku and bakugo are getting full view of Todoroki family bs #but without the history of abuse #Shiro wasn't even the one who invited Lance. It was Shiro's mom. And Lance had no clue Shiro's mom is Shiro's mom #(to be fair Shiro's mom didn't know Lance was Shiro's friend either)#And it's just full on passive aggressive sass cause Shiro's mom is disappointed in Shiro for not calling her ever #And Shiro is disappointed in her for dragging his friend in this and not giving him space #But neither of them are going to talk about their problems so it's just Ice Cold glares #while Lance tries to liven up things awkwardly and laughing about this very funny coincidence and the small world #He is so not qualified for this. Especially when sober #voltron #voltron legendary defender #lance mcclain #vld lance #lance voltron #takashi shirogane #Vld Shiro #Shiro Voltron #Is it ok to tag him?#He's in the tags

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