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let my name echo in song!
#edenart#furina de fontaine#furina#furina fanart#genshin impact#focalors#lost my 5050 to dehya and ive been crying for weeks#and now its time for guaranteed navia i guess#unless they wanna be cruel to me and give me a 5star on the next banner#which would be a cruel joke
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He said "Fuck this shit, I'm out" I'm crying. Toriyama's Vegeta was so top shelf 🤌
(From Neko Majin Z Chapter 5!)
#dbtag#Idk why Toei didn't lean into Vegeta being a version of Piccolo you could put in funnier situations like Toriyama wrote#He's reserved and professional and proud but JUST immature enough to bite down on a gag that Piccolo would readily swerve#But they take a lot of Goku's chaotic comedy away too in favor of Hero(tm) writing and that is why I keep pulling my hair out aklsjdlas#Toriyama was sO funny and it bums me out so much that the anime derailed how lighthearted and straight up silly the humor is#and replaced it with Misogyny Is Funny and humiliation kinks asjklfhadjk and it's not just my complaints about Vegeta and Bulma!!#“Goku is running away from his very reasonable wife because he is a goofy little guy who doesn't want to do his chores” becomes#“Chichi is Cruel to Goku who is Trying to be a good husband because she doesn't relate to his passions and vilifies him for having them"#which is not their dynamic at all but dudes in the writing room are like “being married is fucking awful amirite fellas hahaha”#but Toriyama was like “Being married is not for everybody but it can be really great if you and your partner are on the same page”#Chichi's reasonable! And Goku isn't romantically wired but Goku can enthusiastically consent to sex and still not enjoy kissing#those things can be and are true for a lot of people! And it makes even more sense if you hc Goku to be aspec (and audhd coded) like I do#Kissing can feel gross and can be a sensory overload for many folks. Doesn't mean they're stupid or innocent.#(although Goku CAN still ride nimbus so idk what Pure entails in this universe askljad)#Like I am the FIRST person to joke and drag Goku about his marriage as an aspec myself but like legit Goten is a Last Night On Earth baby#He knows what sex is. But also between how socially removed Goku is and how Shy and Conservative Chichi it's not out of line#to assume the actual words sex and kiss have never been spoken in that house skljdlajdf I FULLY believe Chichi uses code words#Chichi thinks her son being blonde makes him a delinquent and still uses honorifics with Goku like it is fully reasonable to assume#that the joke of Goku's naivetè centers around the fact that his wife is too embarrassed to talk about Certain Matters in a normal way#While Bulma and Vegeta are slutty hedonistic cityfolk who need jesus (according to chichi probably...and me but I support them)#anyway. point is. Toriyama was funny as hell and Nekomajin is absolutely ridiculous and goofy and has a fully amoral main character#which just reminded me that toei is allergic to letting goku be a gremlin and so vegeta's not allowed to be a gremlin wrangler#even though that's been his job since the day he met raditz alksdjaskljd
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i’m still thinking this through but i don’t think cori ever really held any resentment for hydaelyn. like yes being hydaelyn’s chosen is a burden that they have had varying feelings about being given from “im glad it’s me because i want to help” to “why was it me when i can’t even save my loved ones” to “im glad it’s me so that no one else has to do it” and maybe it was unfair but i don’t think they’ve ever resented hydaelyn for it. and they’ve never truly wanted it to be someone else.
#long lost scene of cori telling shtola what if i gave up on this and we ran away together and shtola thinking they were joking bc she’s like#‘lol you would never do that.’ and she’s right. also shtola would never do that which is also the only reason cori even mentioned it#more on topic the first person cori is going to blame always is themself#and there’s v few ppl i think cori really has negative feelings toward#hydaelyn was just never one of them…but also i need to get miyu through sb#so i can think about this more#i need a text post tag#idk i was just reading something that said the wol’s fate that hydaelyn bound then too was cruel and obv i think it’s fair to think that#in general and for your own wol but i just don’t think cori feels that way or ever really has lol
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I had a kind of lucid dream last night ….! First one I’ve had in so many years I can’t even remember
It was weird because I could feel the shift between me being asleep, dreaming, and then lucid dreaming
I remember it was like……I was walking in my dream, and I became aware of the fact that my body was transitioning from what was “real” (the feeling of lying down in my bed) and what was a dream (walking around)
And the moment I became lucid, I remember taking a deep breath and I could hear myself snore. But it was muffled — I was hearing the actual sound but through a layer of dream. And then I was certain I was asleep
In the past I usually would wake up almost immediately upon realizing I was asleep. Lucid dreams didn’t last very long because somehow knowing I was dreaming would make me stop
But I was able to enjoy it for a bit last night. I remember making a choice to wash my hands in the dream — “real” me chose to do it to try and ground me in the dream. If that makes any sense. It was a lucid choice
Then I tried to fly. And I was able to for a tiny tiny bit! But then I think I slipped out of lucid dreaming and back to normal dreaming very soon after. I remember I was able to fly a short distance and then I fell back down to the ground which was also somehow the sky
Crazy stuff !
#past lucid dreams also when I tried to fly I would go into slow motion#which was a sick cruel joke#hey you can fly and control ur dream but ur moving through some slow mo filter
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Uh… sorry about your boyfriend. He was bitten by a spider… yeah, we had to amputate his leg… But we also taught him how to swim and fight to the death; he’s a pro at it!
#Okay I’ll say the name of this movie; it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be (block if it disturbs you):#tusk (2014)#Forewarning you: It’s fucked up… but not as bad as TETSUO in my opinion. This one is at least lighthearted…#aside from the main actor’s gut-wrenching screams (good god)#body horror tw#At some point a movie becomes so disturbing that it reverses polarity and you can’t take it seriously#The directors knew this and used it to make a horror comedy film… that you can actually take seriously#It worked beautifully#You have this jerk who jokes about others’ trauma (including losing a leg and cultural genocide for instance)#And by the end of the film; he himself has lost both legs and has become the victim to cruel human experimentation#And when his jokester friends come to his aid; none of the people they ask for help take it seriously#And the whole thing started because this guy wanted to exploit the victim of a freak accident for views#for his horribly insensitively-named podcast#And he didn’t get help in time because he cheated on his girlfriend which caused her to cheat on him#which then caused her not to pick up the phone when he called for help until the next morning because she was with his costar#And help was delayed also because of the name of his podcast being an atrocity no one wanted a part of#ough… yes… haha… YES.#Play stupid games; win stupid prizes — The Movie#Wonderful#Glorious#whoever played the villain really made the movie… he was perfect#and I loved how they introduced the characters and their intentions by doing asides (is that the correct term?)#Clean work#AND by finding the movie (and the post-credits meta podcast banter) funny; you yourself are laughing at someone’s trauma#so the universe might pay YOU back
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ive changed my mind since i wrote that post if Swatch got their hands on that email freak they would rip his arms off and personally drown him
#mostly joking. but also *eyes bloodshot#ive seen some . portrayals#dib noise#and interpretations#when i wrote that i didnt mean it in a ship way#they could hate eachothers guts for all of time and i don't think Swatch would do something as extreme as the acid 'theory' implies#like i cannot stress this enough. if you treat acid theory like an actual theory about the events of the game#and not just alternate universe/fanfiction shit#it implies Swatch and Queen are the most unnecessarily cruel antagonists in the game ???#like. id hesitate to call either of them really truly evil because thats the point#and if they really did do something that cruel even to an actual villain type character#with the way the game is written it would just be weird as fuck and bad writing if it was canon???#its less popular than it used to be when the chapter was new which is nice but i still see it kick around#or be one of the only reasons someone mentions Swatch
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SO MANY HOURS OVERDUE BUT SACRIFICE MV SUPREMACY YALL !!!!!!
#enhypen#park jongseong#kim sunoo#lee heeseung#sim jaeyun#jake sim#park sunghoon#yang jungwon#nishimura riki#JUST. LOOK. HOW. BEAUTIFUL. THEY. ARE.#GAVE ME LIFE AND D*ATH ALL AT ONCE#the aesthetics are so heavenly and greek god esqu AND COMPLETELY UP MY ALLEY OH MY GODDDD#heeseung's MY!!! LIFE!!!!>>>>>#YALL KNOW E X A C T L Y WHICH PART IM TALKING ABOUT DONT EVEN LIE#it's so <3_3 HES SO <3_3#the things i would do just for him istg#he's so desirable its a joke at this point ;-;#also can we just talk about how jake literally k*lled sunoo????#like excuse me sir right in front of my mineral water????? I THINK TF NOT#..what a cruel guy..stole his wings and heart and everything >:( (but so hot of him at the same time so YES keep going jakey i support)#but ig that was the sacrifice to set them free or whatever bUt IM NOT GOING INTO DETAIL FOR SANITY REASONS#AND OKAY BUT THAT CUT BETWEEN DARK AND LIGHT DURING THE BEAT DROP WAS SO ARHGGGGGG *clutches heart*#all im sayin is park jongseong has my entire heart and soul and more he has successfully won me back after this mv *sigh*#enha.🧡#era: dark blood
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the last part of arlecchino's character short is giving bsd atsushi's orphanage director but i dont know how to feel about that
#basically this orphanage director was needlessly cruel to him supposedly to make at.sushi hate him so much that he'd be motivated#to live on because of spite and anger (iirc at least). all it really did was give him crippling self worth issues but like#when he finds out about the death of the director and the truth of what happened all those years he becomes kinda mired in conflicting feel#feelings etc. which makes the whole thing interesting but i dont know whether that kind of story would be good for arle#idk how much genuine caring i want her to display. bc that orphanage director really thought he was doing the best course of action lol#also on the other hand. this director's story is there because u're supposed to care about at.sushi,whom it affected,and not the director h#himself. so idk whether a similar gimmick would be good for arle. well anyways we'll see#on another note nobody has made this joke under the youtube video and i'm very surprised and impressed#but on bilibili: you can add like rolling comments on top of the video itself and when the blonde kid in rags shows up at the end#the ENTIRE SCREEN blows up with 'kakavasha is that you????' comments. help lmao#people have one braincell and it's hsr crossover#personally if aventurine came into genshin i would drop kick him into the next universe i just dont care for him as a character but whateve#ramblings!#arlecchino#genshin impact#NO MORE THOUGHTS. finals jail. bye
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striding purposely into love even if it means the ground shakes. if you even care.
#by this I just mean... like even if it never goes beyond friendship yes that would hurt a bit but also. I am willing.#that's all. I don't mean this in any toxic way I mean it in a... loving with all the sweetness in me whether or not#it's returned the way I want it to be. does that make sense???#I do not think this guy would ever do anything to hurt me. I just also don't think he's even aware that I like him#which ngl is how I want it to stay#I'm not walking in blind I'm walking in eyes open but it's foggy yknow yknow??#also the wording of this post is a bit of a tongue in cheek joke bc we're both from areas of pretty frequent seismic activity skdjskfnal#Lu rambles#cruel summer? no. cool summer
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Oh I have consumed too much Christian discourse I need to have gay sex immediately
#it is an ecclesiastical emergency#original#i got more or less the answers i needed and a good deal more i didn't need. it all comes down to faith now.#which is to say faith is rather hard to debate and so i am politely excusing myself now#it was a cult i grew up in too much discourse is bad for the belly#at least the christian kind anyway. i doubt I'd have such a reaction to buddhist discourse but either way all the religions appear to have#the same amount of conclusive evidence. which is to say they are faiths so they don't work on an evidence based system#but the REAL point here is i feel kinda gross now and my immediate instinct is to suck a thousand dicks#boy i really have changed huh#hmmmmmmm#i have limited options because i am very sick but I'll just have to like. suck a dick for the devil later i guess.#dicks....#i tried to take in more of the densely philosophical responses - which to their credit were apparently well made and with good will#but my brain started shutting down and was like i need my tongue to be. in a cunt. NOW.#fuckin A#shitpost#anyway i still think if there is a god then he is a real bastard. which i think is actually what Gnosticism is!#but as interesting as that would be i think there are enough cruel and powerful beings to explain things as is#man i miss sucking cock i need to work on getting healthier just for that. it's not that it's hard to find cock it's that i would rather#something something funny joke than go on grindr again. yipes. not my bag personally
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not to be bleak, but i don't think i'll ever be in a romantic relationship, Like it's fine. I don't need to be in one. It's just a very nice thought. I like the idea of being desired and desiring in return, of being loved and loving in return. But that's just not what I was put here to do. More just love hard, and secretly. Quietly, where no one else will see or hear it. Just me, which sounds sad doesn't it? I promise it's not as upsetting as it seems, it's just my experience constantly going through having crushes and knowing they're not requited. Sure it hurts in the moment, but it's nothing unbearable (except for the lingering ache) I think it's just apart of me now.
#and how strange it would be to suddenly get in a relationship after closing myself off... i'd think it was some cruel joke#on my part not theirs#like i played a trick and they're loving a false thing#which is prolly some sort of undiagnosed disorder rearing it's ugly head#aghhhh this is all stemming from this guy i still like (it was a lapse in emotions ha...ha...) despite knowing it's (prolly) unrequited#idk im rambling cuz all the people i usually bother im feeling self conscious about sharing my feelings#idk it's hard being 20 something and never had a single romantic relationship past middle school#like im just hurt i think... wounds fresh n all#anyways dont read this lol
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Kazuma to me vs Kazuma to his friends
#quillzuma🐍🪶#kazelia 🐍🌼#based on a recent discussion on the discord server hjdjfkfk#basically he has a really dark and cruel sense of humour with his close friends which rly only they can tell isn’t meant to be serious#ryuunosuke: *presents the wrong evidence*#kazuma: as your friend I feel it is my obligation to advise you to go jump off a roof.#tw sui joke#tw sui bait#except he wouldn’t dream of treating the love of his life like that now would he~#me: *neglects to take as good care of myself as he’d like*#him: *picks me up and carries me to the shower where he can do it for me*
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"hey HEY what do you have in your mouth!!! sit SIT. SPIT IT OUT GIVE IT—" but instead of talking to a dog it's me about my parents using the word overstimulated as nothing but another way to make fun of our anxious traumatized dog for doing things they find inconvenient or unreasonable or illogical (and, by extension, everyone who uses the term for legitimate reasons). (WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!! AND ALSO WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY HEAR IT BECAUSE I DON'T USE IT AROUND THEM On Purpose BECAUSE I KNOW THEY'D BE ANNOYING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
#cannot stress enough that they are ill informed. they do not know what they're talking about and would not accept it if i told them#they're not accomodating to sensory needs and do not fucking know the context of capital o Overstimulation in regards to like. ppl with#sensory difficulties. like. c'mon man. if i told you i was overstimulated you'd tell me it wasn't that bad and i should just sit still and#shut up. but suddenly it's fine when you're making jokes about??? completely unrelated things??? i mean. dogs can probably be#overstimulated. i think everyone can in kind of a general sense. but they act like her getting up from the couch or smth is some frantic#strange action. they're super fucking weird about her actually they'll like. tease(?) her about how needy and pathetic and unloved she is#and how 'traumatized' she is and how that makes her act in ways that bother them in kind of an eye roll-y way which like.#SHE *IS* TRAUMATIZED. WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT SHE HAS REASON TO ACT LIKE THIS#like 'haha she's soooo afraid we'll abandon her she's so ridiculous' what like how she was ditched as a puppy and lived on the streets for#like a year? you don't think that could've affected her at all#fucking psych major bullshit ass. 'formative experiences actually don't affect you lol' go fuck yourself#im not saying you can't tease your pets but they're treating her like her anxiety and even basic affection seeking is some huge burden#when it's absolutely not. they just want to be mean to her because they don't want her to act that way and don't care about how she feels#because they think they know better and she has no immediate reason to feel that way. god i wonder if THAT has any relevance to how they#raised their children. christ on a cracker man what the fuck#how to create an environment where your children feel safe expressing their problems (a goal they supposedly have):#1) not whatever this shit is. what the fuck is wrong with you#look maybe it doesn't sound that bad but it's been going on for years and it's been pissing me off for years. they're so cruel and for what#it's such a double standard. our other (male) dog seeks affection about as often and they don't ever make fun of him for it#and they've gotten more and more entitled about her showing affection. like it's commanded now. it's gross to me okay i don't like it#she's a sweet and kind and loving girl and i don't get why they feel the need to act like her wanting their love is so horrible when they#literally want that from her and scold her when she doesn't do it#this general attitude that ppl are over exaggerating their trauma or their feelings or their needs/wants/boundaries is so pervasive w them#that complete disregard for/invalidation of how others feel if you can't personally relate to or understand it. the mockery and cruelty#they wouldn't do it if she could understand them. i think they just like having that power over smth small that loves them#so *i* have to be like 'ohhh i love u ur so good!! im so happy ur here' to her to balance it and then thats also seen as ridiculous. wtf#skrunks' parents be considerate and introspective to ppl without risk of rejection if unkind & also don't be ableist challenge (impossible)#they will call low/no empathy ppl frightening monsters and then do this shit. empathy is not necessary for kindness and frankly if that's#your only reason to care about the wellbeing of others i think that's worse. bitch IM low empathy. at least i give a shit#im so glad my mom didnt puruse psychology after her bachelor's she woulda hurt so many people. or maybe she'd be better idk. fucks sake
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Msp our skyy was so cute but they’re really like u get 1 (one) kiss from this whole series including the extended multiverse. also any other show with these particular kids in it. hope this helps
#listen. I know it has value outside of on screen kisses and I’m not saying it doesn’t.#but the teasing is really old. also I waited the whole series for tiwpor and they never came thru until now#AND THEN they STILL pulled the ‘the official one will come after u win hot wave’ AND THEY DID A YEAR TIME SKIP#it just feels like they’re teasing so much and not delivering which is my critique. it would be fine if they didn’t do kisses but also didnt#tease them like every 10 minutes#I still love the whole msp universe and all versions of its characters SO MUCH#like u don’t understand I LOVE THEMMMM#but it feels like it was made this way on purpose and that’s kind of cruel a little bit#also I know they gave like two tinngun and soundwin kisses but I’m making a Joke#really I’m just gutted by canonized tiwpor with nothing to show of it 😭😭😭😭😭 I was rooting for u!!!!#lmao
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genuine question. what the fuck are you meant to do if you are genuinely worried for the other half of your sisters relationship?? like the relationship genuinely cannot be good for their girlfriend but you don't talk to her that much but also if she broke up with your sister you'd be on her side with 101% certainty. how am I meant to just tell a person "hey if you ever need it I will defend you against my sister. just let me know." though, especially when I only see her when she's with my sister? I'm just really worried for the girlfriend bcs the situation seems so toxic and I know my sister so I know if this is what we see it's not any better behind closed doors. it's not bad enough I feel I have the ground to directly intervene immediately but it's not healthy and cannot be good for the girlfriend, who is so sweet and nice. this is mostly just me ranting but if you happen to have any advice feel free to share. or if you have any questions feel free to ask bcs I sure could rant a lot more about this!!!
#I mean if I witness anything I do tell my sister off bcs I don't want their gf to think they're behaving in a normal okay way#but they just turn to their gf and go ''oh its a joke!! right darling?'' and she goes ''haha yeah''#so idk what more I could do in those situations either. bcs the ''jokes'' are not funny. they're mean and cruel and at her expense#and if someone pulled a joke like that on my sister they would absolutely lose their shit. oh my god the amount of yelling there'd be#also for context. both my sister and her gf are adults and they're currently in a medium distance relationship#they see each other roughly every other weekend. which imo contributes to the situation not being Much Worse#noide.txt
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Not a problem just say it anyway but preface it with some variation of "so I know this was like 5 conversation topics ago, but I'm gonna say it anyway so I can get it out of my brain"
#AutismWinsYetAgain
Or, "Okay I know I'm late saying this, but sometimes I take longer to speak, and so I'm gonna say it anyway."
#AnotherPointForTeamTism
Or, "If it's okay, I just thought of something I wanted to say about the previous topic, and then once I've said it, my brain will move on."
#AllismFansCryingInTheStands
Or, "Ah. I finally figured out what I was going to say in response to what Alisha said. I was gonna say, '______'. Thank you for bearing with me even when I take longer to talk sometimes."
#NoApologiesJustAutismBaby
Or, "Real quick, not ignoring what Brody just said, but I wanted to say _____ in response to what Alisha said. Okay, thank you now I can focus. Here's what I think about what Brody said:"
[NOTE: If Brody just shared something deeply vulnerable and personal, then this response might come off as dismissive to him. In which case you might need to hold on to your comment.]
#AutismCleanSweep
Or, "Hey, allistic social rules are frequently arbitrary and needlessly complicated, and if my interjection here seems a little awkward, then I trust you guys to understand that sometimes I will communicate in a way you are not used to because I trust that you really want me to be able to communicate too because you are good kind people that I appreciate. I also would like to point out that if I am not hurting anyone by being kind of awkward, then treating me like I'm doing real harm is a real judgmental asshole thing to do. - Anyway, here's what I think about that shit Alisha said like 5 minutes ago because I am an unstoppable being of light who cares naught for the needless trappings of precise social protocol that serves no one, and I intend to reroute the conversation back to Brody's point afterwards so he feels included too."
#OkayDontSayThatOneButYouGetTheIdea
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P.S. If the people you are talking to are acting like dicks to you, that this is not your fault as awkwardness is not inherently harmful, but shaming and excluding people for harmless awkwardness very much is a harmful thing to do.
It isn't your fault when other people choose to be unkind to you, and it isn't your fault if finding a group of kind and non-judgmental people is actually really hard or is just not possible for you right now.
You are still allowed to mourn the loneliness, RSD, fear, and pain that social anxiety due to autism can cause. You are valid for feeling those things because your feelings are important.
You are also valid if none of the stuff I said appeals to you at all. Since every person and every social interaction are in some way unique, there are very few pieces of social advice that are actually universally applicable. What I have said simply may not fit for your circumstances, and that is okay.
I just saw "autism won today", and I started thinking about all the ways a more autistic approach to that situation might actually "win." So I drew on all the times this has happened to me and the responses I've used that people seem to like and accept.
It is genuinely stunning to me how much allistic people's typical way of interacting can cause both them and us enormous stress and confusion for the sake of completely smooth social interactions. (Just look at the social protocols for dating! You're not supposed to say anything out loud, and it's terrible! Which is one reason I mainly end up dating autistics who just SAY THE THING THEY WANT.)
"Smooth" is so overrated. Some people need to learn what a little texture looks like!!
#AutismForeverBabyyyyy
i think its so awesome when you were gonna say somethin in a conversation but you took too long to speak up & someone else says somethin first that renders your unspoken contribution obsolete but your brain wont recalibrate so instead of moving on like a normal person you just get all sad about it #autismwontoday
#original#autism won today#social skills#for anyone who's interested you can check out the social skills tag on my blog#social interaction is both a special interest of mine as well as a survival tool#I recognize that I am particularly lucky in having that special interest because it helped me get good at talking#I used to be so so scared of socializing all the fucking time. school was the worst because there were no breaks just constant socializing#in environments with extremely strict and arbitrary and unnecessary social rules#but once I got good at understanding social rules I got really really angry because I suddenly understood just how#needlessly cruel and exclusionary people had been to me for stuff like... just not having the right timing with my words#learning the right timing was like learning video game combos. hard to explain. possible to learn with extensive trial and error.#nigh-impossible to learn if the people you're playing the game with are so mean to you every time you fail that the game is never fun#but make no mistake it is largely arbitrary. at times even random. why would a certain amount of tiny pauses make or break a joke?#why do certain rhythms of speaking a sentence make people laugh more? are you bad and broken for not knowing those rhythms?#no. you're not. because these things do not affect how kind you are and kindness is what matters. and also most allistic people#never have to think about this stuff. which is great for them but between you and me the fact that we HAVE TO think about social stuff#means that oftentimes autistics end up being better and more honest and open communicators than allistic folks#not because we are actually superior beings but bc being stuck on the outside of a system can give someone more perspective#on the whole of the system than those who stay comfortably inside it for their whole lives which some allistics do.#this is also why i believe queer people are often better at communicating desires around dating and sex and gender#we've been stuck outside and we can see just how random so many of the boundaries set for gender and sexuality really are#autistic pride#autism posting
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