#which might be an official alternative? I appreciate theatres being deliberate about having guns in productions in any case

[owlpuddle]

In a community theatre production of Little Shop I saw last year, after Mushnik and Son, Mushnik said (improvised? god knows), "The bar mitzvah will be next week. Right after the circumcision!" And:

I was so distracted thinking about Seymour's dick because he's obviously Jewish and circumcized already

"Right after the bris" would have been a much snappier line

Eesh oof yikes