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i-will-steal-your-intestines · 2 years ago

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yk…for a long time..I thought cucumbers and pickles were two different things…like..I thought pickles were just pickles and I didn’t realise they were called “pickles” because they were literally pickled, I just thought pickles and cucumbers were cousins and I didn’t realise that pickles are actually cucumbers, but they just put them in brine and got them pickled, which is the reason why they called them pickles…😭🤦🏻‍♀️

#i only started to make the correlation when I realised that the turshi (pickled vegetables) that my mother likes to have with her lunch-#-is just pickles #like #i started thinking #if they can take onions carrots lemons and olives and soak them into some sort of vinegary? brine to make them the way they are #then #…#that green ‘pickle’ was just a vegetable like them that got soaked into brine to be made the way it is #so if it was a normal vegetable..#what else could it be bit a cucumber?!#i was so shocked #it was like #my whole life was a lie #i was like #so THATS the reason for the lack of cucumbers in my McDonald’s burgers! they just brine them first and and call them pickles!#which means there actually ARE cucumbers in my burger!! 😱#😂😭#i don’t know whether to laugh or cry at my younger self’s foolishness…

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