#which means that shes xanax abd ill have to find a suitable name for zinc
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Accidentally creating second book lore when I've barely written the finstead book
#i know how to link these two now tho lol#arty dart#who is the most adorable girl actually#which means that shes xanax abd ill have to find a suitable name for zinc#also yes my character naming skills are as dogshit as my dog naming skills#thats where we got gems like charming (prince) and wolfie (he has wolvish eyes) baloo (he looks like a bear) simba (he looked like a lion)#puppy (she grew up before we named her so puppy stuck) bergy (hes burgundy) wriggly (guess why) and bicky (shes biscuit coloured)#clearly i should never be allowed to name a child#theyll get stick with a name like arty dart or zinc#i once had two pet fish i named goldie and boldy (one was a goldfish and the other was bossy)#i also had two angelfish named peter and paul (i assumed all saints became angels when they died) (they dont sainthood is a myth propogated#by the catholic church) (i also thought canonising someone had smth to do with cannons so)#i also had a frog named froggie#and my favourite stuffed toy is named fluffy#idk how i became a writer with this brain that cant produce names#i literally put placeholder names from the periodic table#bc then its easy to find and replace#how many time am i going to write the word zinc in a story might as well name my mc that#whereas if i put a placeholder like anna it will actually stick and ill hate it like naming a dog PUPPY who does that#arty dart for fucks sake#but i named her artemis in the first book (as a placeholder) and that stuck#and then dart happened in the second books plan and it was like okay my nickname for you is now arty dart you terrible girl#but you cant name a character palladium which is why its a good placeholder name#come here einsteinium#ruthenium pick up your sword#argon you little snake#i think if i named a character carbon it would stick tho#like carbon is a good person name in a way plumbum is not#but plumbum is a good fucking insult you plumbum head you#damn ran out of tags but for posterity: you have wronged me lanthanum and i hope you get what you deserve. LANTHANUM!
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