#which means diamant would absolutely refuse to have a child
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this is just a little rant about how queer fire emblem engage is
I abstained myself from going on this rant on the tags of anotjer post because I know I'm annoying as hell lmfao
also mild spoilers tho I already speak vaguely by nature so nothing huuuge
OK SO can we just take a moment??? to think about how fucking queer this game is???
we have diamant pondering how pretty alfred is and comparing him to a serene and beautiful flower covered scenery
we have rosado wanting fogado to think he's the cutest person ever
whatever the fuck was that support with alcryst and fogado
MARYGOLD AND ETIE???? FEELING EACH OTHER'S SKIN????? LIKE????
rosado's entire existence is queer no matter from which side you look at it too, transfem? transmasc? fem gay? nonbinary? all of them, literally could be all of them
ivy in general is peak pathetic woman OTD material, she IS the fictional lesbian standard
(yes I am aware they're technically all bisexual but me HC 2 of them as gay/lesbian is not bad... I think)
kagetsu and alfred @ diamant and boucheron is so fucking queer too like I couldn't stop laughing because they made me feel a bit self aware LMFAO (they could be a polycule too who knows)
and speaking of muscles, why the fuck bunet was so okay with the idea of alfred licking his muscles? 💀 THAT'S NOT NORMAL MY DUDE, I MEAN I KNOW ALFRED IS PRETTY BUT DAMN
I think celine and chloe were also very 🏳️🌈
and merrin, which is literally inverse rosado
I have not watched all the supports but I'm sure if I did I'd find even more stuff to point at like a wojack meme and go "queer."
the resident cis gay man on my Facebook friend list who is constantly talking about wanting to get railed also has deemed male alear is extremely queer just for existing, so has one of the 50 lesbians on my twitter friend circles
and you know what? I think I can see why
there's also THAT scene during chapter 10 which made the VTuber I watch go from shaming his chat for being thirsty for the evil dragon to "oh shit, I get it now, that's kinda hot" which is like peak homoerotic violence
I'm sure there's more I've seen but I have forgotten
back to thinking about diamant and alfred kissing
EDIT: I wrote this on the 15th, it is currently the 16th and I have to say... I was right, there's a lot more queer
I have officially watched all of rosado's supports and some of them in Japanese, and it is incredible how they just didn't translate some parts? I need a transcript to confirm, but I'm pretty sure rosado uses 中性 to describe his townsfolk... that means gender neutral, literally the kanji for medium/middle + sex/gender
he also specifically mentions cutesy men and cool women, confirming people from his village are not just cute but in general showcase different types of beauty, regardless of gender (and yes! he also says the "regardless of gender" part in Japanese too! I love him sm)
there's also the first support with louis which I think is really funny because the ENGLISH VERSION JUST REMOVED TJE PART WITH "EVEN THOUGH I'M A BOY????" LMFAO
I imagine because they thought it was offensive or something? but I think it makes sense, fogado said to celine the firenese appear unsociable and closed off to those from other lands, closed off being the key word here
rosado obviously doesn't care about gender, much less his own, and he clearly doesn't even care when people find him cute and stare at him, he was quite comfortable with seadall and fogado staring, so he was probably just surprised a firenese (*he probs doesn't know mauvier was firenese, he doesn't seem to talk about that too much) would find him please to look at as well, much less on the level louis was staring lol
also, I think in general the Japanese version was cuter, cuz it has louis explicitly saying he doesn't give a shit about gender/sex :3
(also my HC is currently that rosado is a fem transmasc and merrin a masc transfem... balanced, as all things should be)
EDIT 2: it's the 18th and I have no idea why I didn't mention seadall at all
but he is also queer, everything he does is extremely queer
him watching rosado bathe is... certainly something
(also him being the "women looking unkempt after using 83738477448 skin and hair care products vs men looking perfect after washing with only water and soap" meme with rosado is god tier content)
#that is not to say I don't like the m/w in this game#because that would make me a liar I want to see alcryst and celine marry and be happy#like they're so sweet and cute#I think they're super lovely#and I also realised that they'd be the ones giving birth to the next heirs to the throne#because even if alfred was trans (which I will 100% draw trans alfred at some point)#I think he would not survive giving birth#which means diamant would absolutely refuse to have a child#that man would absolutely just do everything in his hands to keep alfred healthy and alive#so yes#no babies for them#also the double cousins thing is apparently rly weird for people so it's probably for the better?#better#I still don't know what alcryst x celine should be called#I am very bad with ship naming conventions in English#Japanese is so much easier
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