#which is why he was making clansmen hats specifically

[silverskye13]

Watercolor class got so wild today.

For some context, it’s an 8am - 10:45 am studio class on Watercolor Painting. Normally because it’s so goddamn early, the class stays really quiet with minimal talking and joking. Everyone just sort of hugs their coffee and paints and tries not to fall asleep. But today the Professor (Scott) decided to do a demo on using different mediums to create a texture, and for some reason the class decided to unveil just how crazy they normally are when they’re more awake.

So here’s some highlights, because it was fucking hilarious.

Scott, upon forgetting what a grease pencil is called: *serious whisper* What are you??

Student 1: That’s it, Scott’s finally lost it Student 2: Huh what happened to the professor? Student 3: I dunno one minute he was talking to his pencil and the next we new he’d jumped off the roof. Guess he just snapped or something.

Scott, staring at a crayon after making a mistake: I trusted you!

Student 1, snickering: An epic betrayal Student 2: You just come home one day and the crayon is hanging out with a pen in your desk drawer Student 1: Scandalous

Scott: It’s a clansman hat Student: No it’s a witch’s hat Scott: N... no it’s not Student: Look it’s almost Halloween and you painted it with a color called moonglow it is a witch’s hat.  Scott: I AM THE MAKER OF THIS HAT Student: I BELIEVE IN THE WITCHES

Student 1: Wait, we’re not modern art?” Student 2: Nope, modern art ended years ago. We’re contemporary Student 1: So like 20 years from now, we’ll still be contemporary art? Scott, sarcastically: Oh no probably not. We’ll be Neon-Post-Self-Inflective-Contemporary-Modernism or something.”

Student 1: Oral hygiene? I thought you said moral hygiene. Student 2: Just imagine a billboard with toothpaste but “MORALS” plastered across the toothpaste tube. Student 3: Or like the really extra Axe Body Spray commercials but with moral parables tacked onto them Someone in the back of the room: MORAL HYGIENE *body spray noises*

Student 1: Wait you’re painting with salt? Scott: Yeah, where should I put it do you think? Student 1: Ohmigod put it all in one place. Someone in the back of the room: *loud gasp* salt bomb? SALT BOMB.

And then my personal favorite, after the demo was finally over:

Class: *complete silence* Scott: It’s... so quiet in here now.... Student: That’s because we’re working. Scott, pretending to tear up: So what, you guys don’t like me anymore?! Student: OHMIGOD 

[thedragonlover]

#for some additional context on Scott #he does a lot of political pieces #which is why he was making clansmen hats specifically #he was probably using this demo as a springboard for something he was actually gonna finish later

Scott sounds interesting. Okay wait the whole class sounds interesting. What a fun morning!

Watercolor class got so wild today.

For some context, it’s an 8am - 10:45 am studio class on Watercolor Painting. Normally because it’s so goddamn early, the class stays really quiet with minimal talking and joking. Everyone just sort of hugs their coffee and paints and tries not to fall asleep. But today the Professor (Scott) decided to do a demo on using different mediums to create a texture, and for some reason the class decided to unveil just how crazy they normally are when they’re more awake.

So here’s some highlights, because it was fucking hilarious.

Scott, upon forgetting what a grease pencil is called: *serious whisper* What are you??

Student 1: That’s it, Scott’s finally lost it Student 2: Huh what happened to the professor? Student 3: I dunno one minute he was talking to his pencil and the next we new he’d jumped off the roof. Guess he just snapped or something.

Scott, staring at a crayon after making a mistake: I trusted you!

Student 1, snickering: An epic betrayal Student 2: You just come home one day and the crayon is hanging out with a pen in your desk drawer Student 1: Scandalous

Scott: It’s a clansman hat Student: No it’s a witch’s hat Scott: N… no it’s not Student: Look it’s almost Halloween and you painted it with a color called moonglow it is a witch’s hat.  Scott: I AM THE MAKER OF THIS HAT Student: I BELIEVE IN THE WITCHES

Student 1: Wait, we’re not modern art?” Student 2: Nope, modern art ended years ago. We’re contemporary Student 1: So like 20 years from now, we’ll still be contemporary art? Scott, sarcastically: Oh no probably not. We’ll be Neon-Post-Self-Inflective-Contemporary-Modernism or something.”

Student 1: Oral hygiene? I thought you said moral hygiene. Student 2: Just imagine a billboard with toothpaste but “MORALS” plastered across the toothpaste tube. Student 3: Or like the really extra Axe Body Spray commercials but with moral parables tacked onto them Someone in the back of the room: MORAL HYGIENE *body spray noises*

Student 1: Wait you’re painting with salt? Scott: Yeah, where should I put it do you think? Student 1: Ohmigod put it all in one place. Someone in the back of the room: *loud gasp* salt bomb? SALT BOMB.

And then my personal favorite, after the demo was finally over:

Class: *complete silence* Scott: It’s… so quiet in here now…. Student: That’s because we’re working. Scott, pretending to tear up: So what, you guys don’t like me anymore?! Student: OHMIGOD