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luminarai · 9 months ago

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Gotta love the particular niche of influencers who claim that they turned their hooded eyes non-hooded or significantly changed some other part of their face by doing daily facial massages for years and years (and you can too by buying their 500$ 30 minute course!) when they’ve obviously had cosmetic surgery. Like cmon.

#I deal with a lot of sinus and stress related headaches so I do some face massage techniques on myself #which is why I guess these grifters have started popping up on my social media feeds #and the comments are full of people who believe them! but of course they always claim that their results are from YEARS worth of daily work #fully banking on you naturally not being able to do it every single day for seven years or whatever #so when your face doesn’t magically rearrange itself it’s not their fault #anyway facial massages are beneficial and can help with pain and some types of puffiness #they can’t lift your brow bone or significantly alter your jawline #grifters gonna grift

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