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it’s wild to me that like every modern adaptation of Sherlock Holmes (and by modern I mean “made recently” not “set in modern times”) is like Hell Bent on coming up with a Reason™️ that Watson stays with Holmes and trots around with him on adventures all the time despite the inconvenience and the danger and all, and so it’s like ��oh, Watson’s a gambling addict, he loves uncertainty and mystery” or “oh, Watson’s an adrenaline junkie, he gets off on being constantly in danger from criminals” or even like “Watson’s atoning for sins of the past of BEING IN THE WAR by solving crimes with Holmes now” or WHATEVER. And it’s like, girl, maybe he’s just in love! Did you think of that?? Maybe he’s got a crush and it’s making him do stupid things. Maybe he’s just got bad taste and his type is guys who don’t know how to refold newspapers properly but can identify different types of cigar ash by sight, smell, and taste. And wrote a monograph on the subject. Maybe he’s down bad is all. I mean, Keep is simple, stupid!!!
#this whole problem also requires the extra step of making Holmes into someone who’s like actively cruel and terrible to Watson specifically#which like he also isn’t in canon at all#he’d probably be an inconvenient roommate that not everyone would personally want to put up with#but he’s not like endangering Watson all the time and interfering in his affairs constantly#The way writers always adapt him doing#so like it’s a problem they’re inventing and then writing a silly solution for#and no one better come for me for ‘bad taste’ I was trying to be funny and also Holmes is insane#the fact that Watson took one look at him and his bonkers lifestyle and pledged his life to him is just proof that Watson is also insane#in the when harry met Sally way of ‘thank god these two found each other and spared the rest of us the trouble’#anyway this is all part and parcel with the way writers who adapt Holmes don’t understand Watson#and even people who LIKE Holmes and get his deal still rarely get what makes Watson great#BUT that’s an essay for a different time and I won’t get into it now#sherlock holmes#john watson#doctor watson#acd#acd canon#tagging this as canon is sooo silly sorry but I don’t know what else to put#also worth noting that like the idea of working with Holmes as this chronically super dangerous thing is also silly#Like a solid percentage of their cases are solved from the comfort of baker street#there’s definitely some dangerous cases (‘bring your revolver’ is a meme for a reason after all) but like not enough of them#that you can make a strong case for John Watson: Adrenaline Junkie™️#except that modern writers make every case life or death high stakes serious so like….thats where it comes from#ANYWAY
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extremely funny how my mother is constantly trying to get me to enter into local writing contests. i write pornography online for freaks, ma’am. i’m not qualified to write adventure stories.
#she has absolutely zero idea of what my actual writing strengths are. she just assumes that ‘good at writing’ means good at all writing.#i can describe dicks. i’m terrible at action sequences. i’m good at everything that happens around actions sequences though. which is mostl#fucking.#the closest thing ive ever written to an adventure story is probably the nick tomb raider thing where he gets tentaclefucked. so. you know.#i dont think my local library wants that as a contestant.
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We ARE going to bring up Captain Amelia. You have good taste! GOOD TASTE I SAY! *aka I just rewatched Treasure Planet and got hit with, "Oh yeahhhhh... that explains a lot!"*
honestly, the Meg/Jasmine/Amelia trifecta tells you 90% about me as a person. (the rest is covered by Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Uranus and, uhhh, I'll stop baring my soul to the world now)
and speaking of Amelia, this is tangential, but like -- there's one Twst comic I have been kicking at for a while where I needed an RSA sports/flight teacher and, uh, well
someday I will wrangle this stupid comic into coherency and she'll get to make an appearance (in the background of a single panel, half-obscured by a tall hat) (but I will know she's there and that's the important thing)
#art#twisted wonderland#twst oc#my plan worked i've tricked you all into looking at my anime catgirl oc#she exists to yell at some rsa boys so she doesn't really have like. a character or story or anything. sorry!#(her name is alexandria north and that is what she considers a sporty outfit. that's as far as i got)#this is the one that is mainly about silver and neige having a mutual bluebird friend and i am having terrible trouble making it not suck#which given some of the stuff i post should tell you something about how it's going so far#(it's just kind of an incoherent mess of ideas at this point. nothing specific just ~the creative process~)#maybe the rest of episode 7 will give my brain the kickstart it needs. depends on how that goes i guess#god. the next episode 7 bit drops in (probably) just a few days.#I'M NOT READY#i have simultaneously never been ready and always been ready#i exist in a perpetual state of impatience
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jokes on matt and trey, the panderverse is EXACTLY what i wanted
#south park#sp#fanart#stan marsh#kenny mccormick#kyle broflovski#eric cartman#joining the panderverse#i know the special is probably going to be terrible but i had to draw them#even tho i have ideas on how it could go right (which are probably wrong)#also i cannot believe they canonized lesbian kenny. quite literally made my dream a reality#if i thought i was obsessed with kenny before i had no idea#the trailer singlehandedly dragged me back into south park btw. i was almost out of it but i couldn't resist the yuri
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Will: “Beat three eggs” now what does that mean? Charlotte: I presume in hand to hand combat.
Agatha: Out of my kitchen, both of you.
#Charlotte cannot cook is a headcanon I will hold onto forever#Will could probably learn. He will not though (<- terrible pun alert)#they're all pretty much middle to upper class victorian londoners what can you really expect from them#charlotte has never touched a frying pan in her life#fun fact post wwii england there were a bunch of problems with salmonella#because this was a generation of women being expected to cook for the first time#but many of their mothers who would have been the ones teaching them how to cook had grown up with staff. they had no idea how to cook.#then add in the wwii rationing meant that young women didn't have access to meat that could carry salmonella when they were first starting#so a bunch of women were expected to cook for their whole families with no way of knowing how to do just that and now theres meat#things like “you have to cook chicken fully” and “cleaning the surfaces of contact” and similar food safety things werent common knowledge#so in like late 1940s Britian there was a lot of food poisoning#thats my fun fact of the day from Hidden Killers of History (post war home)#which is irrelevant to the post and headcannon actually but interesting#tid#tsc#charlotte fairchild#charlotte branwell#will herondale#incorrect tid quotes#the infernal devices#agatha grant
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#it's apparently been sitting finished for a week now#which probably means it's time to post it#mdzs#mdzs fanart#wei wuxian#wei ying#wwx#mxy!wwx#I am still having my fun with trying to draw them as differently as possible#and yes I ended up going with clothing from the donghua#except for the colors of yllz's. I enjoy the design but not the colors there#The idea of black outer robe with blood red underneath does something to me#there's some symbolism in it. I felt it when drawing. I felt it xD#also I am of the opinion that yllz era wwx is skeletally thin#But! he also hides it with some good clothing choices so nobody really notices#except for those who care to look#but I am also sure that mxy's body is in just as awful a state by the time of his death#have you seen what the boy got fed?! it's awful. terrible. it's not gonna let him look healthy afterwards#I headcanon that wwx doesn't notice it because he's so used to what his body was like in the end that it doesn't really register for him#but Lan Zhan sees it and is going to fix with regular meals from now on!#anyway!#my art
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Anyway, personally, I have always thought that the best remedy for getting dumped is to go on another date with someone you're not emotionally invested in yet [this is probably the polyamory and borderline talking but stick with me I swear it makes sense for at least some of us]
So when you CARE about a person and the relationship dynamic shifts, now you're in mourning right because you started to imagine them in different places in your life and it's emotionally painful to uproot those. But like. If you temper that pain with a person you KNOW that you aren't emotionally invested in (yet) it's a lot easier to challenge the weird thoughts a post-break up funk puts in your head.
Do I feel like a freak of nature who will always be alone because that's reasonable or because Jean-Paul over there told me he's got too much going on right now to keep going out with me? When I'm crying alone in my room, the answer is way less helpful! When I'm on a date with Steve From Accounting Who's Fun But Not My Type it's a LOT easier to remember that lots of different kinds of people are attracted to me, and my boundaries/choices in interaction with others can have a lot to do with how I experience them. See, Steve From Accounting can say and do a lot of things that just Do Not Bother Me, because. Well, why should they? And the reminder that I'm capable of setting down frustration or hurt, the reminder that I can mark lines with people on a case by case basis that I don't want them to cross, and it can be different for different people and that can be a GOOD thing, all that stuff makes it easier the next time I'm alone and feeling shitty to say "hey, these are sensations in my body that I deserve to tend to, but they are not Truth Coming Out Of Her Well To Shame Me Specifically and I can chill about it."
Honestly it's also really validating to remember that there are MANY kinds of affection and connection from others in the world. The loss of affection/connection that often comes with a break up can rattle me, and it's helpful to have the PHYSICAL IN MY BODY reminder that this will pass as I reorient within the other systems of affection and care I participate in. A break up hurts less if you're not also wondering where you'll get your needs met in the meantime.
Anyway it's day two of post-"let's be friends" stabilization and the playlist evolves with me so today's song is Perfect with Sam Smith and Jessie Reyez
#yesterday was a lot of grief and rage#today is a lot of wrestling with the ways i'm not yet fully ready to give up on this thing and how to get past it#i keep wanting to daydream about the break up being temporary until they get their shit sorted and like the thing is#even if that's ACTUALLY HOW IT GOES trying to wait and plan and pine around that is a terrible goddamn idea#and also frankly DO i actually want it to come back?#because i like this person but it was ALWAYS as a friend#and i'm very aware that all that's really changed is what kind of affection is welcome in the friendship which literally doesn't matter#and most of the things i'm grieving and wanting back are things that#lets be real#i will actually NEVER have trouble finding long term#will i be able to find the exact same no but like. don't need to. just need to keep finding people who think i'm hot and want to fuck me#and like. truly that is a wide and easily fished pool lmao#so i've been sorting through the catastrophization of 'lost a friend 😭😭😭' and setting it down in favor of#'friend will still be around but isn't free for sex anymore' which like#honestly? no biggie#the transition will probably take a while to fully settle but lmao that's the process baybeeeeee#anyway i think i need to go do laundry now lmao#Spotify
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Just wanted to try my hand at aging up my girl. I'm still getting the hang of aging up characters, but still having them look like themselves, despite different clothes and hair.
So first up is Kris at 10, when she begins her journey. I've always seen her as being kinda smoll, comfortably dressed, and over prepared and organized. (Gen 2 introduced bags with different sections for different types of items) I know some people call it athleisure, but I saw it more as whatever she had lying around that looked comfortable to travel in.
At 17, I kinda expanded on the prepared and organized with pockets because I was obsessed with cargo pants and pockets at that age. I also wanted a nodd to the fact that you were supposed to have a skateboard instead of a bike, in the spaceword demo and make her a punk skater teen. I moved her pokégear to her wrist because they come with a convertible strap (remind me to link to my irl pokégear at some point).
Because Kris (and Silver and Gold and maybe Kotone) would be millennials, here she is at 35 (probs 34 still actually...). I've always kinda imagined her as a regional professor ala Kukui, definitely more in the throws of her research, running with stantler and living in caves with tyrannitar. I gave her more practical boots and jeans for this along with leg strap bags. After she gives you your starter, you can eventually find her at the top of Johto's Battle Tower, ready to beat your ass. Both her teen and adult forms have the clear bell as an earing for suicune. She accumulates more piercings as she gets older.
#trainer kris#pkmnart#pokemon crystal#pokémon gsc#invisible art#I'm terrible at fleshing out characters and I'm probably going to contradict myself the next time I write about her idk#I have a lot of ideas many of which contradict each other at times#idk anyways I'm trying to force myself to be more consistent with my art output again
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Ah fine I'll post somethin. Experimenting with designs and shit is all I'm doin. Nothin new.
(Not posting the colored in versions yet. These are only concept sketches. Keep that in mind)...

The digital "version" of ^this^ is just some lazy color blocking I did. (Pay no mind to the weird light effects); But it does add a little clarity to the original sketch that might be helpful. Note: the values will change to some degree later.
Full body type idea ^here^. The tail is fan shaped from proper perspective.
The basic blocks of his design include an array of different animal features i.e. plucked feathers and skin, goat horns and eyes, coyote skull and body, and lizard scales. Idk if anyone was curious though;
if anyone asks for more detail in the design inspirations and lore I might share it. I just don't really feel the need to post every part of my process yk (especially if I'm not 100% happy with it)
#Most of the reason I don't post stuff even when I do draw is cause I don't really wanna share it with everyone or it's not ready etc.#Just a personal boundary I guess.#i hope you guys understand#ik my schedule is real wack in gen but it's nothing i can help (currently going through treatments for my condition + other personal things)#plus I'm really terrible at gaging audiences so i have no idea what people want me to post#cause sure i can do silly cartoons but more often than not i like doing detailed stuff like this#though it doesn't tend to get as much attention as memes. that's only expected#but im thinkin about posting more about my ocs (maybe in comic snippets and stuff👉👈)#OH also i am drawing stuff for kids. obviously not this lol but nice cartoony things 👌#probably won't post those aside from maybe actual pages cause the other stuff is just doodles for school kids💀#again. lemme know if that's anything you'd wanna see.#my art blog#my art stuff#my art#my ocs#dulce oc#my oc stuff#sketch#traditional art#digital sketch#concept art#oc concept#(yes this is dulce. don't question it lol. transformation go brrr)#demon oc#demon original character#once in a blue moon posting weeeee#personal stuff#rant in tags#these drawings are from September and October which. ig isn't the WORST timeline but still. not technically new stuff sorry#demon design
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This flashback shows tooru bragging about his nephew after akira's death, but honestly, I can imagine uncle tooru constantly bringing up his nephew even before he started raising him.
Imagine how annoyed (and maybe hurt, idk, touma is very determined to be a cold-hearted super asshole. I assume some part of him did care about his relationship with akira not working out because he's so bitter towards mahiru who looks just like her. Doesn't excuse his behaviour but that's probably why he acts the way he does) touma must have been to have his team member constantly bring up his sister's son and tooru not getting why this pissed off touma so much because neither of them was aware of the paternity yet.
Touma seemed shocked when tooru told him mahiru was his child and he replied that akira hadn't told a single thing about it to him. So all these years he must have assumed that the father of tooru's nephew must have been another man, which I assume must have caused at least some negative feelings towards the boy in him.
#servamp#Not trying to defend touma here btw#He knew mahiru was his son when he tried to kill him#And I assume akira had good reasons to not tell touma about their son#Be it touma's bad actions or whatever makes their child special#I'm just trying to understand his hatred for mahiru even if I think he's in the wrong for treating him so badly#Another part is probably that because his parents abused him believed he needed to abuse his child too#Which is a terrible idea but how a lot of generational abuse works
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Trying to debate writing a quick NYE story tonight seeing as I'm back to work tomorrow
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me engaging with any piece of art these days: you could make an ofmd au out of this
#currently re-reading 'the mysterious benedict society' for that sweet sweet nostalgia#and being like hey... reynie is sorta stede coded... so sticky could be ed... and izzy as constance... and jack as kate!!#which is TERRIBLE#and very much a NO NO NO NO NO idea#but I cannot stop myself from thinking it#there's probably better/other ofmd characters to make constance and kate. like the women.#zheng could be kate for example#...unfortunately once you make izzy constance every other idea is considerably less appealing#because izzy as constance is HILARIOUS even if it doesn't really make sense
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Me when 2!! of my professors call out people who are pissing me off in the same week

#yayyyyyy#okay vent time:#class 1: is a small class where the professor is lecturing#but is kind of talking to us#probably the best class/prof ive taken love him#and theres this girl that does not take notes and is always on her phone#which i understand to a point#but our prof has said that he finds it distracting and would rather we didnt#even if he hadnt said anything girl get off your phone this isn't a big lecture hall#if this did not effect me at all it would be wtv#but sometimes she has the volume on#and when we split off to discuss what we're going over in lecture she obvi has no idea#class 2: is structured so terribly. basically we do the readings before hand and answer the questions and then just. answer the questions i#class as a group#like i would probably get the same things out of the class even if i wasn't going#we get a little bit more discussion in lec but thats it#but theres this one girl who doesnt take notes when doing the readings before hand (if she does them idk) and barely has anything to add wh#n the other girl and i are talking about the question our group has#and she barely answers to the whole class (and when she does her thought is so half formed and barely what our group talked about)#and ours is the only group of 3 the others are 4#so its me and the 3rd girl going back and fourth answering our questions.#maybe i need to start journaling
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i gotta say i do love durge & minthara just standing in the corner cheering on astarion as he ascends. best enablers in baldur's gate. 💖
#lae'zel was like “no stop this isn't the way” but astarion couldn't hear her because durge & minthara were cheering too loudly#and now that astarion is ascended he and minthara and durge are all just vibing#just constantly praising each other for being terrible & magnificent & plotting world domination together#and lae'zel is finally starting to regret her life decisions i think#which is a smart call because honestly she's fucked#she rejected vlaakith because durge didn't encourage her one way or the other (durge doesn't care who she worships)#but there's no way durge is going to free orpheus. she needs to make use of his ability and then destroy him.#so no one else can ever use it against her once she has the netherbrain for herself#so i don't even know what happens to lae'zel in that scenario#it probably doesn't end well though#but then again it hasn't ended well for anyone else who ever tried to ally with durge#(they're all dead)#technically wyll & shadowheart left the party but the game dialogue seems to treat them as if they're dead#b/c i think it's assumed if they get too far from the emperor's protection then the absolute can get them#which if true means it's kinda crazy shadowheart still left#like wyll didn't know about the artifact yet when he left so that makes sense#but shadowheart must've known that the artifact is bound to durge not her and therefore if she leaves she is essentially killing herself#and yet she still did it b/c she just hated durge that much#god the acts the durge drives people to. smh. lol.#the funny thing is my durge plans to reject bhaal and take the netherbrain for herself#so i think things will actually turn out just fine for minthara & astarion#she genuinely does not mind sharing power with them and would not use the netherbrain to subjugate them#except of course she would not allow them to be able to betray her#but other than that they can have all the power they want#astarion might be resentful since he does seem greedy (the ascended version of him anyway)#but i actually don't think minthara would even be resentful b/c she doesn't seem to mind the idea of sharing power#new dead 3#lolz#name of their metal band... new dead 3
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came up with an aaaawful idea for what could happen in trial three! ♡
" haruka? "
es, who is about to go question haruka, cannot find him in his room! or cell. whatever
eventually they start asking the other prisoners and apparently shidous taking care of him cause he NEARLY DIED !!!!!
so he like explains what happened and es is like oh my god i didnt think hed actually do it ??????crap
since obviously they cant question him they just end the reeeally short voice drama
" sakurai haruka, sing your sins "
the song starts yk its a normal haruka song
but then at some point it ends abruptly [ haruka dies ]
#idk what order after that shidou and mahiru die cause realistically shidou wouldnt want to#die when mahiru still has her injuries yk cause since hes the only doctor there BUT itd sure make a good path to lead to mahiru dying#but either way im so sure he wouldnt take haruka dying well at All in this scenario so he Could die first but if he doesnt then he probably#either tries harder to keep mahiru alive which does seem likely he could overwork himself in the process and end up dying somehow idk#and then mahiru dies cause of that[ so i guess hed die first there too ]#or maybe he feels responsible for harukas death so he feels bad and cant rly help mahiru much#so she dies first and thats like The Last Straw or whatever. not sure what would happen#sorry i was mostly focusing on the part abt haruka cause hes one of my favourites and probably the one im most sad about#i didnt mean for the part in the tags to be that long i wrote this in my notes app originally and since it was mostly originally about#haruka i figured id just put the rest in the tags#terrible decision i guess#milgram#sorry guys i dont want them to die but theres no avoiding it atp is there...........💔#ALSO THE . im pretty sure in the t1 and t2 voice dramas es when says like “ sing your sins ” or whatever they refer to the prisoners by#their numbers im pretty sure but i like the idea of theyre becoming closer to the prisoners so it was very purposeful that i made them say#his name instead of prisoner 001 or whatever. in conclusion no matter what happens in trial three ill surely cry#thank you for reading.
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Idiot hours 💖 (Patreon)
#Doodles#Original#I've been tentatively calling this concept ''I Really Want To Bang This Hot Spider Lady But-?!''#In totally loving homage to those terrible lightnovel titles lol#You Might possibly remember the spider lady from a while-while-while ago#September of '22?? That's not a real date don't lie to me#She's even under my spider tag :0 Huh#Spider#You can go look at her! And Pepper! And Baby... She's there a bit of a ways back#And she's back! And so is Minki!#Though that one with the both of them is almost as old as Ms. Drider's original doodle! Been holding onto that one for a whiiiiile#Mostly because I hadn't designed the Main Guy™! Well.....Guy-for-now hehe#I'm not particularly precious about spoilers on this one because a) it's an idea that I'd just like to see Out There because I like it!#And also it's specifically in the execution moreso than the events themselves that I'm interested in writing#As you can probably tell by the totally-a-joke-definitely-not-keeping-it title (lol) there's a somewhat adult leaning to this idea lol#Which is especially fun to me to do with Driders! :D#Quite a lot of the inciting ideas were surrounding Drider!Scriabin but weren't quite a fit for his personality#He's wonderfully awful <3 But to explore the ideas I wanted there'd have to be a specific chain of events that he just wouldn't do#I didn't want to bend him around the ideas so! New characters to be as in-or-out of character according to what I want to have happen! Lol#It's interesting to have an openly misogynistic Straight™ main character - I can't recall a time I've intentionally had a character like him#Doesn't stay that way for long but what a place to start lol#He's that fun flavour of ''But I love women! How can I possibly be a misogynist??'' lol he'll learn#Ms. LadySpider enjoys playing with her food which is probably his only in anyway haha#They both need names I'm always terrible with names hmmm#He'll probably get another dumb name that will settle into a real one - I don't think ''Dorkus McDingus'' is going to stick lol#I'm really not sure what to call her tho... I'd like her to be a sleek kind of spider - I'll have to look at tarantulas again! Oh nooo ♪
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