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sesamestreep · 4 months ago
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it’s wild to me that like every modern adaptation of Sherlock Holmes (and by modern I mean “made recently” not “set in modern times”) is like Hell Bent on coming up with a Reason™️ that Watson stays with Holmes and trots around with him on adventures all the time despite the inconvenience and the danger and all, and so it’s like “oh, Watson’s a gambling addict, he loves uncertainty and mystery” or “oh, Watson’s an adrenaline junkie, he gets off on being constantly in danger from criminals” or even like “Watson’s atoning for sins of the past of BEING IN THE WAR by solving crimes with Holmes now” or WHATEVER. And it’s like, girl, maybe he’s just in love! Did you think of that?? Maybe he’s got a crush and it’s making him do stupid things. Maybe he’s just got bad taste and his type is guys who don’t know how to refold newspapers properly but can identify different types of cigar ash by sight, smell, and taste. And wrote a monograph on the subject. Maybe he’s down bad is all. I mean, Keep is simple, stupid!!!
#this whole problem also requires the extra step of making Holmes into someone who’s like actively cruel and terrible to Watson specifically#which like he also isn’t in canon at all#he’d probably be an inconvenient roommate that not everyone would personally want to put up with#but he’s not like endangering Watson all the time and interfering in his affairs constantly#The way writers always adapt him doing#so like it’s a problem they’re inventing and then writing a silly solution for#and no one better come for me for ‘bad taste’ I was trying to be funny and also Holmes is insane#the fact that Watson took one look at him and his bonkers lifestyle and pledged his life to him is just proof that Watson is also insane#in the when harry met Sally way of ‘thank god these two found each other and spared the rest of us the trouble’#anyway this is all part and parcel with the way writers who adapt Holmes don’t understand Watson#and even people who LIKE Holmes and get his deal still rarely get what makes Watson great#BUT that’s an essay for a different time and I won’t get into it now#sherlock holmes#john watson#doctor watson#acd#acd canon#tagging this as canon is sooo silly sorry but I don’t know what else to put#also worth noting that like the idea of working with Holmes as this chronically super dangerous thing is also silly#Like a solid percentage of their cases are solved from the comfort of baker street#there’s definitely some dangerous cases (‘bring your revolver’ is a meme for a reason after all) but like not enough of them#that you can make a strong case for John Watson: Adrenaline Junkie™️#except that modern writers make every case life or death high stakes serious so like….thats where it comes from#ANYWAY
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quietwingsinthesky · 1 year ago
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extremely funny how my mother is constantly trying to get me to enter into local writing contests. i write pornography online for freaks, ma’am. i’m not qualified to write adventure stories.
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slayerdurge · 5 months ago
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i gotta say i do love durge & minthara just standing in the corner cheering on astarion as he ascends. best enablers in baldur's gate. 💖
#lae'zel was like “no stop this isn't the way” but astarion couldn't hear her because durge & minthara were cheering too loudly#and now that astarion is ascended he and minthara and durge are all just vibing#just constantly praising each other for being terrible & magnificent & plotting world domination together#and lae'zel is finally starting to regret her life decisions i think#which is a smart call because honestly she's fucked#she rejected vlaakith because durge didn't encourage her one way or the other (durge doesn't care who she worships)#but there's no way durge is going to free orpheus. she needs to make use of his ability and then destroy him.#so no one else can ever use it against her once she has the netherbrain for herself#so i don't even know what happens to lae'zel in that scenario#it probably doesn't end well though#but then again it hasn't ended well for anyone else who ever tried to ally with durge#(they're all dead)#technically wyll & shadowheart left the party but the game dialogue seems to treat them as if they're dead#b/c i think it's assumed if they get too far from the emperor's protection then the absolute can get them#which if true means it's kinda crazy shadowheart still left#like wyll didn't know about the artifact yet when he left so that makes sense#but shadowheart must've known that the artifact is bound to durge not her and therefore if she leaves she is essentially killing herself#and yet she still did it b/c she just hated durge that much#god the acts the durge drives people to. smh. lol.#the funny thing is my durge plans to reject bhaal and take the netherbrain for herself#so i think things will actually turn out just fine for minthara & astarion#she genuinely does not mind sharing power with them and would not use the netherbrain to subjugate them#except of course she would not allow them to be able to betray her#but other than that they can have all the power they want#astarion might be resentful since he does seem greedy (the ascended version of him anyway)#but i actually don't think minthara would even be resentful b/c she doesn't seem to mind the idea of sharing power#new dead 3#lolz#name of their metal band... new dead 3
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flesheatingmoth · 2 years ago
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jokes on matt and trey, the panderverse is EXACTLY what i wanted
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caterpillarinacave · 3 months ago
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Will: “Beat three eggs” now what does that mean? Charlotte: I presume in hand to hand combat.
Agatha: Out of my kitchen, both of you.
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nami-moittli · 1 month ago
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Accidentally messed up my sleep schedule or smth so I’ve decided to post this at 2 am. Hooray!
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Doll AU - OG! Ortho (AKA Agetes)/Epel ( @rarepair-twst )
Uh, usually I’d give the disclaimer that Agetes is 16 but considering how he’s a doll in this AU, he’s just, idk, 16 mentally/physically? Idk
Anyways this is the only time you’re getting lineart out of me, you can’t make me do it again lol
Go, my silly doodles for this AU
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whomeidontknowthem · 1 year ago
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kalied0skull · 20 days ago
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everytime i see you on my dash (youre there 70% of the time) I GIGGLE becasue : 1. YOURE ONE OF MY FAV OOMFS !!!!!!!! very cool artist AND WRITER !!!! yes im still not over the fic 2. the awesome rambles !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! theyre so relatable sosos /gen 3. stevepop + stella randle supremacy !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEAVE HOE !!!!!!!!!!! i say as i throw the many bags of my stevepop and stella art in your face 4. mmm mmm yummy art (specifically the twobit one. giggles /silly) 5. youre just a straight up awesome dude. to interact with !!!! yell heah !!!!!!!! okay sorry for storming your inbox for the 1086456384986th time 🥀 siigghs loudly /silly
DON'T CALL ME A WRITER YET, I'M ONLY ONE FIC INTO THIS HOLE ☹️ /silly+pos
70% of the time is an EMBARRASSING AMOUNT 😭 THAT'S TERRIBLE, I SHOULDN'T BE THERE THAT MUCH, BRO . .. .. CRIES AND WAILS /dramatic
awgh i can't even be that mad though ☹️ but now i feel like I'm just compliment fishing when that wasn't the goal ☹️ i was in fact hoping someone WOULD come up and be like "yeah lmao you should shut the fuck up" so I'd have a reasonable excuse and it's not just In My Head
AWGHHHH THANKYOU THO SILLY ... sniffles and sobs and wails ur so nice and sweet and and and what the fuck ☹️ /gen
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swamp-world · 1 month ago
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You should read Kimberlé Crenshaw. You should read Iris Marion Young. You should read bell hooks. You should read Kate Borenstein. You should read Angela Davis. You should read S. Bear Bergman. Ivan Coyote. Jack Halberstam. Leslie Feinberg. You should read Audre Lorde and Judith Butler. Miss Major and Sylvia Rivera and Marsha P. Johnson. Yes it is a lot of work. No I have not read them all myself either. Yes it is essential. I see people naming them all the time on here only to terribly misunderstand or undercut or tokenize them. If we are going to talk about feminisms we have an obligation to read feminists. Listen to their speeches and interviews. People have spent decades before us laying groundwork definitions and concepts. We do not have to accept them as they are but to do that work to accept, reject, or modify these theories and definitions and ideas, but we do have to actually take the time to read them ourselves and not just commentary on them, or excerpts or simplified summaries, whether that's in books or online.
#To be terribly blunt this is a list of reading which I believe is essential to supplement Whipping Girl#Now that I've finished reading it#We need to read Crenshaw on intersectionality. Young on forms of oppression.#Fricker on epistemic injustice. Borenstein and Stryker for history.#Black revolutionary women both cis and trans—try the Combahee River Collective for a start.#Transmasculine and butch theorists like Halberstam and Butler and Preciado#Transfeminine authors and activists like Miss Major and Sylvia and Marsha—not just biographies but what they themselves wrote.#I'll be reading also The Women's House of Detention by Hugh Ryan about imprisoned lesbians/transmascs and Stonewall#Beth Elliot and Sandy Stone as well—both have written fantastic refutations of radical feminism in the 80s and before#you probably should read some Foucault as well if you get the chance tbh because he's pretty foundational#this is not an endorsement of all of these authors nor what they have written#i have not read all of these pieces that i am recommending and recognize that maybe doing so is a bad idea#but more than anything i am trying to share what kinds of pieces of writing and work are out there#that Whipping Girl is in conversation with and which are in conversation in turn#also read more of Serano's later work and commentary on Whipping Girl including the afterword to e3 and such#just as you should read early Butler and then read later Butler's commentary on their adjustments to it#hell go and read Karen Barad if you want a feminist quantum/theoretical physicist's theories on gender and materialism#if someone reminds me to come back to this I will add more specific title-based recommendations possibly with PDFs or links#it's also important to read gender studies and work on masculinity theory—otherwise we acquiesce to the idea that ''man'' is not a gender#and that ''gender'' is something which only women and trans* folks experience and manhood/masculinity is a neutral or given#i am doing my best to log off of the discourse here and turn attention more to community and theory in tandem#all of my suggestions are also all anglo-centric and i desperately welcome non-anglo and decolonial/anticolonial recommendations#and while i've recommended theorists here it's also important to know about the gaps between feminist theory and feminist activism#and the different camps and circles and discussions and disagreements that can and have appeared
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Anyway, personally, I have always thought that the best remedy for getting dumped is to go on another date with someone you're not emotionally invested in yet [this is probably the polyamory and borderline talking but stick with me I swear it makes sense for at least some of us]
So when you CARE about a person and the relationship dynamic shifts, now you're in mourning right because you started to imagine them in different places in your life and it's emotionally painful to uproot those. But like. If you temper that pain with a person you KNOW that you aren't emotionally invested in (yet) it's a lot easier to challenge the weird thoughts a post-break up funk puts in your head.
Do I feel like a freak of nature who will always be alone because that's reasonable or because Jean-Paul over there told me he's got too much going on right now to keep going out with me? When I'm crying alone in my room, the answer is way less helpful! When I'm on a date with Steve From Accounting Who's Fun But Not My Type it's a LOT easier to remember that lots of different kinds of people are attracted to me, and my boundaries/choices in interaction with others can have a lot to do with how I experience them. See, Steve From Accounting can say and do a lot of things that just Do Not Bother Me, because. Well, why should they? And the reminder that I'm capable of setting down frustration or hurt, the reminder that I can mark lines with people on a case by case basis that I don't want them to cross, and it can be different for different people and that can be a GOOD thing, all that stuff makes it easier the next time I'm alone and feeling shitty to say "hey, these are sensations in my body that I deserve to tend to, but they are not Truth Coming Out Of Her Well To Shame Me Specifically and I can chill about it."
Honestly it's also really validating to remember that there are MANY kinds of affection and connection from others in the world. The loss of affection/connection that often comes with a break up can rattle me, and it's helpful to have the PHYSICAL IN MY BODY reminder that this will pass as I reorient within the other systems of affection and care I participate in. A break up hurts less if you're not also wondering where you'll get your needs met in the meantime.
Anyway it's day two of post-"let's be friends" stabilization and the playlist evolves with me so today's song is Perfect with Sam Smith and Jessie Reyez
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invisiblemelonmoose · 6 months ago
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Just wanted to try my hand at aging up my girl. I'm still getting the hang of aging up characters, but still having them look like themselves, despite different clothes and hair.
So first up is Kris at 10, when she begins her journey. I've always seen her as being kinda smoll, comfortably dressed, and over prepared and organized. (Gen 2 introduced bags with different sections for different types of items) I know some people call it athleisure, but I saw it more as whatever she had lying around that looked comfortable to travel in.
At 17, I kinda expanded on the prepared and organized with pockets because I was obsessed with cargo pants and pockets at that age. I also wanted a nodd to the fact that you were supposed to have a skateboard instead of a bike, in the spaceword demo and make her a punk skater teen. I moved her pokégear to her wrist because they come with a convertible strap (remind me to link to my irl pokégear at some point).
Because Kris (and Silver and Gold and maybe Kotone) would be millennials, here she is at 35 (probs 34 still actually...). I've always kinda imagined her as a regional professor ala Kukui, definitely more in the throws of her research, running with stantler and living in caves with tyrannitar. I gave her more practical boots and jeans for this along with leg strap bags. After she gives you your starter, you can eventually find her at the top of Johto's Battle Tower, ready to beat your ass. Both her teen and adult forms have the clear bell as an earing for suicune. She accumulates more piercings as she gets older.
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rallazart · 8 months ago
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Ah fine I'll post somethin. Experimenting with designs and shit is all I'm doin. Nothin new.
(Not posting the colored in versions yet. These are only concept sketches. Keep that in mind)...
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The digital "version" of ^this^ is just some lazy color blocking I did. (Pay no mind to the weird light effects); But it does add a little clarity to the original sketch that might be helpful. Note: the values will change to some degree later.
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Full body type idea ^here^. The tail is fan shaped from proper perspective.
The basic blocks of his design include an array of different animal features i.e. plucked feathers and skin, goat horns and eyes, coyote skull and body, and lizard scales. Idk if anyone was curious though;
if anyone asks for more detail in the design inspirations and lore I might share it. I just don't really feel the need to post every part of my process yk (especially if I'm not 100% happy with it)
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childrenofthesun77 · 2 years ago
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This flashback shows tooru bragging about his nephew after akira's death, but honestly, I can imagine uncle tooru constantly bringing up his nephew even before he started raising him.
Imagine how annoyed (and maybe hurt, idk, touma is very determined to be a cold-hearted super asshole. I assume some part of him did care about his relationship with akira not working out because he's so bitter towards mahiru who looks just like her. Doesn't excuse his behaviour but that's probably why he acts the way he does) touma must have been to have his team member constantly bring up his sister's son and tooru not getting why this pissed off touma so much because neither of them was aware of the paternity yet.
Touma seemed shocked when tooru told him mahiru was his child and he replied that akira hadn't told a single thing about it to him. So all these years he must have assumed that the father of tooru's nephew must have been another man, which I assume must have caused at least some negative feelings towards the boy in him.
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ottopilot-wrote-this · 6 months ago
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Trying to debate writing a quick NYE story tonight seeing as I'm back to work tomorrow
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jellybeanium124 · 1 year ago
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me engaging with any piece of art these days: you could make an ofmd au out of this
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fluffypichu876 · 2 months ago
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thinking about how sonic '06 is all about sacrifice...
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