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astriiformes · 2 years ago

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My little sister is on her high school golf team, which is already really funny because she does not have the vibes or personality you would expect of a golfer, but she the other day she sent me a picture of her senior student athlete poster and the energy is so incredible. It's got her in her little polo shirt and glove and everything except instead of coming across as cute suburban golf girl she looks more like the sullen frontwoman of a sapphic grunge band.

Please picture a tiny Korean girl with half her hair dyed hot pink, a bunch of ear and nose piercings, eyebrows filled in with sharp red and black liner and a slit shaved into one of them, and a deeply unimpressed expression on her face, standing there in a golf uniform with a club slung over her shoulder looking more like she's about to hit you with it than she is a golf ball.

#it's so funny to me that somehow my very average centrist parents who made a point of living in boring middle class suburbia #somehow managed to raise three raging bleeding-heart socialist hippie queers in spite of themselves #which has also lead to. some very funny intersections #from what i've heard my little sister shows up all the men at the driving range with some frequency #which is a mental image that always delights me. suburban golf guys destroyed by one (1) powerful bisexual #i love her; i'm looking forward to seeing her soon #even if it's wild to think about her graduating high school -- that's my baby sister!!

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