#which is TERRIBLE and also scary to think about because wtf barton ☠️ he looks back on it now as a fond memory though bc he is-
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my daily visual and actually serious headcanon for y'all today is that barton does not like cheaters at ALL. and i'm specifically talking about in romantic relationships right now, though i may talk about other kinds of cheaters on a later date. he hates them SO much, in fact, that pretty much the only real instance that barton has ever committed arson was against a guy in organized crime who he had been dating for about 8 months (anddd this guy also tried to kill barton, BUT back to the story) who he found out had cheated on him multiple times with a woman he had been working with.
and as you can imagine, that did NOT bode over well with barton, so he torched his house... with him in it JSJSJ yeah, i know, it's beyond awful + he also came out of there with singed eyebrows and partially burnt clothes, but he honestly couldn't care less. thus, needless to say, i would really not suggest doing it to barton because there is a good chance he will make sure that you regret it xxx / j (i kid, i kid LMAO but still)
#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#tw: arson.#yeah... like i keep on telling y'all the man is a menace through and through JSJSJ however i do have to way that the person who cheated-#on him should've gotten some kind of kermic punishment i definitely would not condone arson. though even though i write him barton-#doesn't care what anyone thinks so he kinddd of has a mind of his own at this point and does whatever 🫠 but anyhow#barton definitely wanted to make sure that this guy would die bc they uhh... well i'm pretty sure the police just barely identified his bod#which is TERRIBLE and also scary to think about because wtf barton ☠️ he looks back on it now as a fond memory though bc he is-#wack as hell LMAOOO#tw: mentions of murder.
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