#which i find hilarious. he'd just be mad you guys are voting on how good he is based off vibes and be like >:0 that's PRIVATE
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eorzeashan · 5 months ago
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i personally think putting his ass in mortal danger is like sex for theron
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inevitable-anna · 5 years ago
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Escape The Night S4X06 Spoilers.
Hello, it’s ETN time again! I believe this may be my longest reaction post yet! I’m working on my ‘possessed guest’ theory.
Here we go...
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Oohh The Gorgon and The Collector are having an argument!
Ummm... The Gorgon doesn't turn to stone when she looks at her own reflection?
Holy Musical B@tman! The Minotaur came out of nowhere!
R.I.P random Greek warrior dude. Press f to pay respects!
Still loving the opening credits!
*The Gorgon enters the lounge* My mind: "Here's Gorgie!"
Ahh! No! Don't hurt The Sorceress! Bad Gorgon!
AHHHH! MORTIMER IS TURNING TO STONE! THAT IS NOT GOOD!
ASDFGHJKL! I'm sorry, I know Mortimer is probably dead now, but his statue looks hilarious!
The way The Sorceress was touching the fingertips of Mortimer’s statue, when the guests came back into the lounge. :(
"Oh, baked beans!" I love Ro so much, and I know I say it every time but she's great!
"I will gouge her eyes out for this. Mark my words!" The Sorceress vowed to avenge Mortimer!
"I knew he was a stoner." If Bretman dies I'm gonna be so mad!
Oh, this is the ‘rainiest day’ that Merlin was talking about!
The group used the 'guardian angel' stone!
ATTFSRKDBWORNZWLBEBUANRBFKRBFOWRPGOHEBNGORKD KENNGIIIWBSIA!!!!!
MATPAT AND NIKITA ARE BACK!!! YESSSSS!!
AND RO'S STILL ALIVE SO MATT/RO REUNION!!!
Ro: *sees Mat* "starts screaming"!
Awww! Mat just lifted Ro up and gave her the biggest hug! Yay! They're reunited! This is the one of the things in the series that I was waiting for and I’m so glad it happened!
Wait? Is Mat's hair purple? It looks good.
No one:
Nikita: *shows up*
Colleen: "Nikita's a really sucky guardian angel because last time I was with her, she shoved me into a box of spikes and murdered me."
Me: :|
"We only have a limited amount of time to save as many of you as possible." Oh? Are Mat and Nikita only here for this episode then? :(
Ro: "Did you join a cult?" Mat: "What?" Ro: "I saw the symbol on her, it's on Joey. You got it." Nikita: "We're the Society Against Evil." Mat: "We're here to help. We're the good guys." Ro: *suspicious af face* "This cult is recruiting. I do not trust them." I just found this funny.
But I do agree with Ro. I don't trust the SAE.
I missed Mat. "I mean, Jael and Ryu are kinda weird. Bit quiet. They puke magic. It's kinda disgusting." Lol
Thank goodness for Mat! "Thinking Gorgon, I immediately think of Greek mythology."
Mat and Ro's friendship is everything! Mat: *thinks of possible solution* Ro: "Mat, you smart. You smart." Mat: "Thank you."
Mat doing a victory dance, when his theory is proved to be correct, is brilliant!
Colleen: "The Collector, despite being a real b*tch, happens to have one in her museum." Does Merlin's note actually say the bit about The Collector being a b*tch or did Colleen add that in? Because it's hilarious to think of Merlin writing that!
Joey: "I volunteer not to hold the shield, so." When was the last time you actually volunteered to do something Joey? Because I can't remember! (This is gonna be really stupid if he volunteered an episode or two ago)
Colleen. WE KNOW YOU HOLD A GRUDGE BUT PLEASE STOP BRINGING IT UP EVERY 5 MINUTES!
ALEX! YOU ARE STILL SHADY AS HELL TO ME! EVEY TIME YOU SAY "I need to prove that I'm on your side" IT JUST SEEMS MORE SUSPICIOUS!!
Joey: "The Gorgon's lair is gorgeous." Camera: *shows The Gorgon's lair, which is covered in fog and statues that are actually deceased people* Me: 'If Joey thinks this is gorgeous, I'd hate to see what he thinks is ugly.'
Please let Alex get turned to stone!🤞🏻 Please let Alex get turned to stone!🤞🏻Please let Alex get turned to stone!🤞🏻
Bretman: "Alex tries to look at her through the mirror and Miss Gorgon was like, 'B*tch, you dumb.'" Bretman is still great.
Alex: *gets captured by Minotaur after failing to turn The Gorgon to stone* Bretman: "Why are the cute monsters never grabbing me?" Me: "... Wha?"
I love how whenever the group gets a note and someone reads it out, you can see Ro trying to remember it and figure it out in the background.
Ok, three riddles to open the three gates of the maze. The answer to each riddle will be an object inside the maze. This sounds cool, I love riddles! I’m not great at them but I like them.
Nikita: "Shut up and just look cute. I'm gonna save your ass."
First riddle: "I have a head a tail but no body." No body but it has a head and tail?
Ohh! It's a coin. Good thinking Nikita! And Nikita got captured!
Now we're with team Mat.
Oh so they have to find what each statue was missing and return it to said statue.
Okay, The Sorceress was helping Ro hide from The Gorgon was awesome and now I want The Sorceress and Ro to be friends!
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Okay, back to the team Nikita.
Second riddle: "Feed me and I live. Give me a drink and I'll die." EEK! I know this one! It's fire, the answer is fire!
Nikita: "A candle. Look for something with fire." Alex: "Don't listen to her." And Alex keeps trying to convince everyone that he's not bad?
Grapes? Okay, now Bretman has used the lighter!
Okay, the second gate has been opened. One more to go!
Bretman has been captured as well.
Now it's Joey's turn! Third riddle: "When you need me you throw me away. When you are done with me you bring me back." Hmm?
Wait! On the table is an anchor! It's the anchor! It's the anchor, Joey!
Third and final gate complete! And Joey didn’t get caught.
Uh oh... Joey has to vote for himself or vote for either Nikita, Bretman or Alex and Joey will get immunity.
Back to team Mat.
Good thinking with the empty pedestals, Ro!
I love how Ro takes the high pedestal and has to, literally, climb on top of it because she's so tiny, while Mat and Colleen have the short pedestal and just have to step onto it.
Ro yelling "Team Cinnamon Roll" is everything! #TeamCinnamonRoll
Colleen: "Mat and I have to stand on the one that says, "Kiss of the jewelled lover." Matt's married and has a kid. I'm married and have a kid. So that ain't happening. So he's gonna get a big ol' kiss on the cheek."
Colleen: "Are we doing this?" Matt: "Give me a kiss, lover!" The way that Matt says that is hilarious!
Mat: "Are you the new Calliope? Are you the one who's shuffling the cards?"
Sorceress: "I'm The Sorceress."
Ro: "She's pretty cool, Matt."
Mat: "Yeah?"
Ro: "Yeah, she's really helpful."
Colleen: "Snake lady freaks me out."
Matt: "Didn't Joey say that she killed him?" That whole interaction was brilliant.
Phew, Joey voted for himself. Which makes my earlier dig about him not volunteering look stupid now.
Ro asks Alex if he wants to go in and he said yes!
WHAT? Who the heck voted for Colleen?
ASDFGHJKL! Bretman: "Miss Colleen, prove yourself, Duchess." It was Bretman!
Alex is going in too!
Alex: "What? Rosanna! I didn't know what I was saying earlier. I was just cold." Ro: "You told me to vote for you!" Anyone getting S1X06 Matt vibes here? When he said he'd do the exorcism and then tried to back out?
Oh this is an interesting challenge! The ‘guardian angels’ Mat and Nikita has to traverse the maze and find the parts of a puzzle, while Alex and Colleen have to assemble the puzzle pieces to make the Parthenon.
Nikita crawls under the legs of the Minotaur! That is gutsy!
Colleen is almost done!
NIKITA! WHAT THE FLIPPETY FLAPPITY FUCK?!?!?
I'm sorry for my language there but what the hell, Nikita?
Nikita has cheated at this challenge and the last person to cheat was Destorm and he automatically forfeited his life as punishment. I feel like Alex should lose now. (I’m not saying this because I dislike Alex, I’m saying because Nikita cheated and I think there should be a punishment.)
No! Where's Matt gone?
Thank goodness! Matt is still alive! He’s just outside the museum.
R.I.P Colleen Ballinger.
First death- stabbed to death inside of the iron ‘maiden of madness’.
Second death- “ripped to pieces” by the Minotaur.
I used to like Nikita... not anymore!
Yesesss! Kill The Gorgon! When Alex tells the Minotaur to stay in the maze, the Minotaur stomps of like a child being sent to their room.
Nikita: "I seem to be doing pretty well for my first mission as a Society Against Evil girl." Nikita: *cheats at challenge, which gets Colleen killed*
Ro: "Alex and Nikita return to the lounge. Which means Matpat and Colleen did not make it." She thinks Mat is dead and she looks so sad! Someone hug Ro! Please?!
Ro: "There's this fire that's starting inside of me that's just starting to ignite, and I'm just... I hate these monsters." #LetRoBeABadass2K19
A lamp? Does this mean that the genie/djnn looking person from the trailer is next?
"Wishes are not free." Well, that's ominous.
And that’s my reaction post for S4X06 done!
And as I thought about the end of this episode, I thought that, apart from Nikita, Rosanna is the only girl left in the group. If Nikita only stays for one more episode then Ro will definitely be the only girl left and that should guarantee that she is one of this seasons survivors! Until I thought that Colleen is seen in the pirates episode, which means she may be revived, which will probably be bad for Ro as they probably won’t have 2 female survivors (Although Ro is is the pirate episode as well). Excluding S2, The survivors are always Joey, a boy and a girl, so it’s unlikely that it would be 2 girls and Joey to win this season unless they decide to change that. But who knows?
Quick question, who do you want to win this season?
Hope you like this post! :)
Have a lovely day!
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