#which everyone said that fight was worse than cazador but here's a secret if you get shadowheart to rally the others behind her
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I'm aware that the carnival wheel game is a scam, but this was worth the 500 gold, full stop, I was on the floor crying for like ten minutes
(Also peep my Durge Tav, Sorcerer)
#there's personal context about my tav that makes this infinitely funnier#i'm being serious this had me dry heaving on the floor#also here's the proof I'm doing this way out of order#i'm at the carnival after beating cazador and fighting shadowheart's church's leader#which everyone said that fight was worse than cazador but here's a secret if you get shadowheart to rally the others behind her#you only have to fight four people#there are benefits to doing a dark aligned shadowheart#i also stole the mother superior's dress and dyed it red so that's what my tav is wearing#i'm being such a gremlin bastard in this game#fishgills speaks#fishgills plays bg3#bg3#baldur's gate 3
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10 w shart and astarion. Uncommon pairing but it could be interesting??????
Immediately yes. Big yes. Thank you !! This was supposed to be way shorter and way smuttier but it spiraled out of control. Oops. 🖤🩸
10. "You don't have to stay the night. Just fuck me."
Snippet for the smut ask game. | Other answers here
One foolish move in the heat of battle and everyone knew the truth. That Astarion was a vampire.
They took it . . . surprisingly well, actually. Gale warned him not to bite (as if), Lae'zel threatened his life -- but Shadowheart, well. The cleric had been kind -- or stupid -- enough to offer her blood. What kind of vampire would Astarion be if he turned down a free meal?
Besides, even though her attacks seemed to miss more often than not, her healing spells had proven to be quite the asset. If she'd allow him a taste from her delicate veins, perhaps she would also be willing to remain at his side when he faced Cazador. This little exchange could be well worth his time. If he played his cards right.
Astarion waited until the others were asleep before he made his way through camp to Shadowheart's tent. He had been so sure of himself just moments ago, but now he hesitated as he reached for the flap. Maybe this was a bad idea after all.
There was still time to turn around -- hunting in these woods was miserable, but he usually had some level of success. He'd eaten worse things than boar. He'd been hungrier for longer too.
Astarion shuffled his feet as he started to turn around, making more noise than intended. Shadowheart must have heard him. Her heartbeat quickened. Astarion's mouth began to water at theb mere thought of the promise she'd made.
Shit. He really was going to do this wasn't he? He put on his best smile and ducked into her tent.
Shadowheart sat up on her forearms. Perfect body laid out in front of him. For him.
His eyes went to her neck, the gentle movement of her pulse just beneath her tender flesh. Then his gaze dragged along her body, slowly drinking her in. Her camp clothes hugged her figure in all the right places.
"I was beginning to think you'd found a better offer," Shadowheart whispered.
"Ah. No." Astarion laughed quietly as he gracefully dropped to his knees in front of her. "Lae'zel already threatened my life twice today. I don't fancy my chances with Karlach at her current . . . temperature. And there is something distinctly wrong with Gale's blood. I got an unpleasant whiff during that fight with the spiders."
"Wyll, then?" Shadowheart sat up completely and pressed closer to Astarion. She smelled faintly of incense.
Astarion swallowed thickly. Trying to ignore the desire to forgo niceties and just sink his teeth into her throat. "As charming as I'm sure he finds me, I do believe I would be wasting my time trying to convince the Blade of Frontiers to offer himself up to a vampire."
"And here I was, believing I was special when all the while I was merely a last resort," Shadowheart said.
Astarion found it difficult to tell how much of what she said was her searching for the truth and how much was just meant to tease.
"Darling," he purred. "You are anything but a last resort. Surely you're well aware of your allure." Astarion placed a hand on her shoulder, when she didn't flinch or pull away, he pushed her onto her back and settled himself on top of her.
Shadowheart's heart was positively racing. Her eyes blew wide with desire. Her breath caught in her throat when she spoke. "I'm only joking, Astarion. You don't need to use that voice on me."
"What voice?" Astarion asked playfully, slotting a leg between her thighs. This was almost too easy, really. For a woman with so many secrets, she'd truly given herself away to him.
"You know precisely which voice I'm talking about." Shadowheart licked her lips, eyes searching his face.
Astarion pouted, staring down at her with a sly smile. "I can't say I do," he purred. "This is the only voice I have."
"Then just shut up and feed." Shadowheart rolled her eyes.
Astarion nestled his face in the curve he her neck, lips brushing over her throat as he spoke. "Are you comfortable? This may . . . hurt a little."
"I can handle pain. Do it, Astarion."
Astarion wasted no more time. His teeth sank into her neck with a faint pop. Blood rushed into his mouth.
He hardly had time to register the sound of her moan before the rest of the world faded away. Only her blood, her breath, her life remained. And she had chosen to share it with him. A precious gift.
Astarion had never tasted anything as perfect as this. As her. He drank in desperate, needy gulps. His hand instinctively cradeling her head as she writhed beneath him. Even through his blood-drunk gaze Astarion could taste her arousal.
Shadowheart grabbed his arm, fingers digging into his skin as he drank. Her hips jerked up, seeking contact with his thigh. He allowed her that much, let her rut against his body like a bitch in heat as he drank.
"Astarion." Shadowheart's grip on his arm tightened. She was struggling to catch her breath. "Astarion, that's enough."
Her words managed to reach him despite his euphoria. "Shit -- sorry, I -- I got carried away," Astarion said.
"Shut up and kiss me." Shadowheart grabbed the back of his head and pulled him down into a bruising kiss.
The blood on his lips and chin smeared on her face. Astarion only broke the kiss to lick at the mess on her lips.
"That was . . . unexpected," Astarion whispered, nipping at her lower lip.
"You're not really surprised, are you?" Shadowheart asked.
"I suppose not completely surprised. Though this isn't exactly what I pictured when you offered your blood." Astarion leaned back to study her face.
Is this what she wanted? Clearly. Is this what he wanted? Why not?
"How unfortunate. Your imagination must be severely lacking," Shadowheart teased.
"I promise I can be quite imaginative when it counts." Astarion ground his hips down, pressing his half-hard length against her thigh.
"Prove it," Shadowheart said.
They kissed again. Another bruising, needy kiss shared between two people who knew their futures were uncertain.
"And if the others wake to find me in your tent? I'm sure they'd have a lot to say on the topic," Astarion whispered against her lips.
Shadowheart huffed out an annoyed sigh. "You don't have to stay the night. It's best for both of us if you just fuck me and leave."
"Ah, when you put it like that it does sound like a rather good offer," Astarion purred. "Do try not to keep it down though. Let's give them something to gossip about tomorrow."
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