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saccharinecoffee · 1 year ago

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i like to think that after season 2 crowley goes on another demon sprint spreading low-grade evil and wide-spread inconveniences just to spite heaven (and aziraphale, whom he hopes is watching from above).

#maybe he breaks a bunch of internet towers and everybody is forced to like idk read books for a week #which also stalls millions of high tech businesses which makes stock prices plummet #(which ends up being a net positive albeit with many many more angry ppl walking the streets now)#maybe he'd do a bunch of lust temptations #which inevitably leads to hundreds maybe thousands of queer ppl to accept their instincts and come out of the closet #and they tear their life of traditional conformity to shreds #(which again ends up being a good thing)#and then hed do a bunch of silly things like make a huge marketing scheme #to make his 6 espresso shot coffee into a best-seller #and he invents really stupid tiktok challenges to get kids to stress out their parents #all of this ends up stressing out aziraphale like crazy but he also yearns for crowley and the way he keeps doing things that lead to good #god the things i would write if i had the time #good omens #crowley

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