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hysterectomy on demand NOW. NOWWW!!! RIGHT NOW
#txtpost or whatever#we dont have claires in oz so where'm i sposed to get it... fucking jayjays?? absolutely not#witness a bitch get a hysterectomy by bunnings trade i guess
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holy shit it's the last month of 2023?!?!!
its the last month of 2023 so i’m just gonna say it: what the absolute fuck was that
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@survivoirs asked //
drive . drive fast . [ from here ! ]
"What the fuck'd you do, Kent?" Jamie asks, trying to keep the panic from his voice. But, if there's one thing that an Aston Martin is good for, it's speed. "Where'm I going, anyways?" His foot is already on the gas, though - hard. Heavy. Like lead. And the engine is making such a beautiful noise, it's like music to his ears. "Is somebody dyin'?" His beloved car. The only thing to come with him to Richmond from Manchester the first time. And now Roy's asking him to drive fast to who the fuck knows where. "Seriously, if you killed somebody, and I'm aiding and betting or whatever the fuck, I need to know now." Jamie glances over at Roy, before remembering that he's the one driving this supercar, not the other way around, so he needs to keep his eyes on the fucking road.
#survivoirs#survivoirs [ roy ]#answered !#jamie willing to do anything for roy no questions asked confirmed
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SHIT DID YOU GO THROUGH THE WRONG DOOR??
DOUBLE SHIT, HELPER CANT STOP BY IF YOUR IN A BAD PLACE BC THEIR ACROSS COUNTRY HUNTING UNICORNS WITH FLEUR, FUCK
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no nonono where. where'm. I. I c. I can't. It hurts everything hurts I can't see my head feels so funny I c. I can't. I. I just need t. W... what did I need t' do...?
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the glass is made of goo.
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What will you do next?
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