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six-of-ravens · 2 years ago

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honestly I'm mainly mad that this is the week I've managed to actually keep my apartment completely clean *and* somehow I got food poisoning. usually by the end of the week the kitchen is so full of dirty dishes and mess that I'm barely able to find space to make lunch, and I'd understand if I got food poisoning bc I fkn contaminated my salad with last night's chicken, but this week it was completely clean! what the hell!

maybe I need the bacteria from cross-contamination and my new and supposedly healthier living habits are denying me that. maybe my body Craves That Listeria.

#*grumble grumble*#i am feeling somewhat better tho #my next door neighbours have some sort of repair guy in today and im mildly terrified he's going to need access to my apartment #sorry sir you can't come in here. everything is bad. I can't put clothes on bc even my loosest ones feel too restrictive #side note i have even less of an understanding of people who do like. cleanse diets #where you purposely make yourself sick with like cayenne pepper and maple syrup smoothies #like....no. i do not feel cleansed. i do not feel good. I don't understand why you would ever feel good about that.#anyway that was tmi again im sorry

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