#where theyre a fed sanctioned ship

[ultra-raging-ghost]

do you think Cucurucho is in his rebellious phase and that's why he's going for Bad???

like reporting back to Mr Bunny like "yep I've been keeping an eye on him, making sure he follows the rules and works in the interest of the island and the Federation"

And really he's just trying to get demon pussy

I MEAN UR NOT WRONG

i personally like to think this has been a thing since before the islanders were brought together (sorry im a sucker for special guest theory) and that cucurucho genuinely just has a crush on him since forever that couldnt have been expressed till bad lost his memories like this sparked hardcore for me when the feds started implying their knowledge of his resets and afterwards is when cucurucho really started getting in there with the romantic advances 👀 like i just think it would be so cute if he's always had a crush on bad that he felt more confident expressing after the reset when bad had absolutely no one and nothing to his name (cue manipulation) jkhvbjnk

Also because i really like the crack hc that cucurucho was the one to personally order all those muffins for bad back in the day when we were first finding those emails/jjjjj

tl;dr i really like the option of said romantic advances being genuine on cucuruchos end and just becoming more apparent because bad's reset gave him the confidence to advance on him kjlhkhjvghbjnklk

im not gonna photoshop the meme but its like

"Is there someone you forgot to ask??

Cucurucho: i consent! Bad: i consent! Mr Duck/Mr Bunny: I DONT!!!!"

AND YKW IM AN ARTIST (threat)