#where marika has gone to therapy and started to make amends with the extended family
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Grudge Match headcanon:
Messmer owns many, many snakes, but his favorites are two albino reticulated pythons. Their names are Uriel and Tamiel. Both are pushing nine feet long, and both are certified therapy animals. They wear little vests with their certification patches. They help Messmer keep calm by draping around him like a weighted blanket, and they are quite well attuned to his moods. In stressful social situations, Messmer will find a place to sit down and then slowly disappear under his cocoon of snakes.
#grudge match fic#elden ring modern AU#messmer the impaler#kind of want to do a sequel to grudge match#where marika has gone to therapy and started to make amends with the extended family#and miquella decides to invite the brother he just learned he had over for thanksgiving dinner#Miquella: when you meddle in other people's lives it's just so... rewarding! :D#but i have too many WIPs right now#maybe after i finish the maliketh origin story...
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