#where it will relentlessly shriek and peck the shipwrights until it becomes bored and flies off to find a new nest
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That's too bad, Officer Purity, 'cause that's exactly what I'm going to use it for now.
#why are antis like this#jfc#*david attenborough voice*#here we see a fine example of a Pearlus Clutcherus virtue signaling to its flock (known as a ''cult'')#its calls let other members of its species know that it is indeed moral and pure and faultless in every way#here we see it carefully selecting its nest site which is found on only the most wholesome of seafaring vessels#at the slightest sign of a problem the Pearl Clutcher will abandon the vessel and fly back to shore#where it will relentlessly shriek and peck the shipwrights until it becomes bored and flies off to find a new nest#and thus the cycle continues each season
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