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tournament-terror · 4 months
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i think it’s cute how ralph and billy are both from long island. so watching the karate kid is kinda like jersey shore but if it was more gay and took place in socal
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clarklovescarole · 1 year
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August 1939: The Gables At Home
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August 10, 1939 – The Evening Times
Clark Gable and his bride, the former Carole Lombard, go bucolic and spend much of their time with their chickens on their new twenty-acre ranch at Encino, Calif. Carole is recuperating from appendix operation. 
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August 11, 1939 – Daily News
Down on the Farm. Clark Gable and Carole Lombard, off screen, are just a couple of simple souls who hobnob with their chickens. The Gables dwell on a ranch in San Fernando Valley. They admit liking country life in contrast to their sophisticated screen personalities. 
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August 23, 1939 – Daily Record
Farmer Takes a Wife
Clark Gable snapped with his bride, Carole Lombard, in his new twenty-acre ranch at Encino, California, where they have been enjoying a sunshine holiday.
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August 24, 1939 – The Pittsburgh Press
Stars Enjoy the Simple Life Down on the Farm
More and more the movie glamor girls and boys are going in for the simple life of the folks who till the soil. Well, of course, they don’t raise big crops – but when they’re not engaged at the studios the movie players take to the outdoors. Many of them own ranches and spend the greater share of their leisure in rustic surroundings. As, for example, Clark Gable and Carole Lombard, above. As the “farmer’s wife,” Carole hands Clark a cargo of “vittles” sufficient for a ranch hand – and Clark prepares to “tear into it.” Both are resting now after long months of work in the studio. Clark has finished with his role of Rhett Butler in “Gone with the Wind” while Carole is resting from her labors in “In Name Only.”
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August 27, 1939  - The Tampa Tribune 
At Home with the Gables
Life at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Gable is predominantly rustic, judging from these scenes. At least, it’s flattering to have a cameraman always handy when you are performing such homey chores. Here we have (1) “Tea” time with good old Nellie. It’s share and share alike, says Carole Lombard. (2) Just a couple of pals resting on the hind end of their service car. (3) Carole shows she has learned to water fowls without undue squeamishness - a star in a chicken coop, so to speak. (4) They’re proudest of what they believe to be the only perfectly docile mule in captivity. Its name, paradoxically, is Maud.
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jelenamasterpost · 3 years
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2012
INDEX: purple font signifies importance, whether that be a specific date, quote, etc - I will later release a full index of all important dates and information combing each year of the Jelena timeline, but in the meantime, purple font signifies key information in their story to later come back to.
January 1st:
Selena celebrated NYE by Justin's side at his private party at the Glass House in NYC following his performance on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve:
"He...danced with Selena, showing off, picking her up and swinging her around like it was Dancing With the Stars," a source tells E!
*E! article here (x)
January 2nd:
Selena tweets (a now deleted) photo she posted to her instagram of Justin with a big smile captioned:
“This smile is because of Carly Rae Jepsen.. We have not stopped listening to your song girl!” in response to CRJ’s single “Call Me Maybe”
*tweet here (x)
January 3rd:
Selena was spotted getting gas and McDonalds on way to Justin’s house
*photos here (x)
January 4th:
Justin, Selena, Taylor Swift, JoJo and Francia attend The Laugh Factory in Los Angeles
*photos / article here (x) (x)
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January 6th:
Justin and Selena are photographed in Los Cabos, Mexico
*photos here (x)
January 7th:
Photos of Justin and Selena in Los Cabos, Mexico
*photos here (x)
January 9th:
Justin adds photo of him and Selena in Los Cabos, Mexico to instagram captioned:
“2 much fun”
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January 10th:
Selena and Justin are photographed arriving at a restaurant together in Hollywood, California
*full article / photos here (x)
January 13th:
Selena and Justin are spotted by fans while walking with Baylor in Balboa Park, California
*full article / photos here (x)
January 14th:
Selena and Justin are spotted and photographed grocery shopping together with some family members in Encino, CA
*photos here (x)
January 15th:
Selena and Justin are photographed arriving at a friends house for Football Sunday
*full article / photos here (x)
January 16th:
Justin and Selena drive to Disney Land and were spotted walking on streets of Anaheim
*photos here (x)
January 17th:
Justin and Selena attend Disneyland together and are spotted kissing - they also run into Selena’s on-screen mom, actress Maria Canals Barrera, who tweeted a photo of herself with Selena and Justin writing “You never know who you’ll bump into at Disney Land.”
*full article / photos here (x) (x) (x)
January 22nd:
Selena continues her We Own The Night World Tour for the final South American leg of the tour this evening in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
The tour runs through January 22nd-February 11th
Fans spot both Selena and Justin in San Juan and take fan photos with the couple - Alfredo later confirms Justin was indeed in Puerto Rico but that they were flying back to LA the following day
Alfredo Flores:
"Went to dinner tonight in Puerto Rico. Justin ended up eating fish… I wanted him to try something Puerto Rican but he really wanted fish.. LOL what a waste of trying. Selena had a great show though and it was awesome seeing all the fans at the arena. I met so many of you and it was so much fun. Last day tomorrow and then we have to fly back to LA. Enjoying my last moments tomorrow. Te Amo."
*photos here (x) / Wikipedia tour dates (x)
February 2nd:
Selena covers the March issue of Cosmo and mentions Justin a few times in her interview
Talking about Justin:
“I’m just like every 19-year-old girl. If you’re in love, you’re in love to the fullest, and you just want to go to the movies, hang out, and be as normal as possible. I’m fortunate that I’ve found someone who has that philosophy … [Love] is the most powerful thing. When it comes to my family, friends, a relationship … it centers me. You only live once, and I want to be proud of everything that I do and just have fun. I want to be able to say that I had a really fulfilled, fun life.”
Talking about Nick, an ex:
“I was in a relationship previously where I had to hide everything and it wasn’t my choice. I had to go through different exits and take separate cars and do the craziest things, and it just really wasn’t worth it. It was like a year of my life completely wasted.”
February 11th:
Selena officially finishes her We Own The Night World Tour as she performs her final show of her South American leg in Montevideo, Uruguay
She also announced via her official Facebook that her and her band Selena Gomez & The Scene would be taking a prolonged hiatus as she will focusing primarily on acting this year:
This tour has been amazing, Thank you all for all the love and support you have shown me on this tour. Today is the last show but.... I will be back. Love you all.
Just to clear up my last instagram post, my band and I are going our separate ways for a while. This year is all about films and acting and I want my band to play music wherever with whoever. We will be back but, it will be a good while. I love them and I love you guys
*Facebook status here (x)
February 12th:
Justin is photographed picking up Selena from LaGuardia Airport in New York, who just finished her South American tour the night prior
They're later photographed together shopping in H&M and again that evening getting dinner at Thai Bistro in Manhattan posing for fan photos
*photos here (x) / here (x) / and here (x)
February 13th:
Justin and Selena are seen arriving at their New York City hotel on the eve of Valentines Day.
Justin gifted Selena a diamond ring for Valentines Day with the letter "J" on it - she uploaded a photo of her hand and the ring to Instagram with the caption:
"I'm finally home :)"
*E! article / photo of ring here (x)
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February 14th:
Justin and Selena spend part of their Valentines Day at Disneyland with his whole family and were photographed carrying around his younger siblings.
*full article / photos here (x)
February 15th:
Justin and Selena are spotted at iHop and Chuck E Cheese in Encino, California
*photos here (x) / and here (x)
February 17th:
Justin and Selena were spotted/filmed while out shopping at The Beverly Centre
Justin and Selena later took to the Malibu oceanfront with his younger siblings and were photographed
*beach photos here (x) beverly centre here footage here (x)
February 18th:
Justin and Selena were photographed out as they took his younger siblings, Jaxon and Jazmyn, for a trip to Japanese spot Benihana in Los Angeles.
Stuart Montalvo, general manager of the restaurant, tells HollywoodLife.com:
“Justin and Selena were here this past Saturday with a group of people. They are really nice and polite. They come here quite often and usually order the same thing: Rocky’s Choice, which is Hibachi steak and chicken breast. Justin’s younger brother and sister were also with them. It was a family affair. Everyone was in a great mood and laughing and having fun. Justin and Selena were very affectionate. They were holding hands when they walked in and when they left. They looked like they are very fond of each other.”
Justin and Selena recruit their friend Ashley Tisdale and crew (including Ashley's boyfriend Martin Johnson from Boys Like Girls, Sammy Droke, Mateo Arias, Logan Henderson, Kendall Schmidt and Carlos Pena) to film themselves lip-synching and dancing to Carly Rae Jepsen’s Call Me Maybe in a home-made video
*photos earlier that day here (x)
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February 19th:
Taylor Swift films "dance challenge" with Zac Efron on behalf of Ellen's dare at the premiere of The Lorax, and includes footage from the same day of the premiere dancing up on Justin in the studio and Selena at the event
*full article here (x) (x) *full video here (x)
February 22nd:
Justin and Selena went to UNDER THE GUN tattoo parlor in Hollywood to get Selena her first tattoo. Jordan Sandoval tweeted a picture of Selena and Louie, the tattoo artist who tattooed her.
(he is quoted saying its a heart, but its actually a music symbol and has been long speculated to actually be a disguised "J")
“She got a little heart tattoo at Under The Gun, in Hollywood by Louie Gomez @selenagomez.”
Carly Rae Jepsen and Justin hang out in the studio, upload a photo together and announce they've recorded a song via Twitter
Carly's Tweet:
I finally got to say thank you in person. Ps @/kukharrell @/justinbieber and I may have worked on a little song tonight.
Justin's Tweet:
my first impression of @/carlyraejepsen - kind, talented, and the real deal. this is going to be fun. welcome to the team.
*tattoo parlour photos here (x)
February 23rd:
Justin and Selena are photographed as they stop at The Commons at Calabasas in Calabasas, California - they later stopped for coffee at Starbucks and frozen yogurt at Menchie’s with their entourage, and Justin debuts his dyed brunette hair.
*full article / photos here (x)
February 25th:
Justin and Selena are photographed having lunch together at Sushi Den then again as they head into the Sherman Oaks Galleria to catch an afternoon movie together in Sherman Oaks, Calif.
Justin adds a photo of him and Selena to his Instagram
Later that evening while grabbing dinner they met Richard Reid in an elevator and stopped to pose for a photo with him that Richard ended up posting to his Twitter - after being flooded with questions from Justin fans, he began answering a few, revealing publicly via Twitter that there was boob grabbing (?)
*photos from earlier in the day here (x) Richard Reid photo here (x) Richard Reid tweet here (x)
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February 26th:
Justin and Selena are photographed by fans renting movies at a Hollywood Blockbuster
Selena speaks to Access Hollywood about her new diamond studded ring in the shape of a "J" from Justin and whether or not its an engagement ring. When asked to show off the jewelry, she suddenly came down with a sudden case of stage fright:
“No, no — that’s like almost a friendship ring, it’s just for fun.”
“No! You’ll see it in pictures!”
“I get nervous.” she added with a laugh.
*blockbuster photos here (x) / AccessHollywood article here (x)
February 27th:
Selena officially begins filming Spring Breakers in St. Petersburg Florida alongside Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson
February 29th:
Justin films his appearance for The Ellen DeGeneres Show (that airs the following day) to reveal that the first single from his upcoming album, Believe, was called Boyfriend and would be released March 26th - while filming, he's surprised and gifted an electric car from his manager Scooter Braun for his birthday
*full article here (x)
March 1st:
Selena adds photo to instgram for Justin’s birthday captioned:
Happy birthday to my best friend in the whole world!!! Have a great birthday baby!
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March 2nd:
Selena is photographed leaving a medical clinic after getting bloodwork while still in St. Petersburg Florida
She's later seen arriving into LAX, having flown in for Justin's birthday party
Justin’s birthday party is this evening and Carly Rae Jepsen performs - Selena, their mutual agent Nick Styne, Jaden Smith, Ashley Tisdale, Ryan Good, Tori Kelly, Alfredo, Ashley Cook and Samantha Droke are also in attendance
*Medical Clinic article here (x) / DailyMail article here (x) / JustJared photos (x)
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March 5th:
Its been reported that Justin is buying a $10.8million property in the Hollywood Hills to set up for himself and Selena
*DailyMail article here (x)
March 11th:
Justin flies down to Florida and takes Selena, Ashley Benson and her boyfriend Ryan Good, Justin's mom and his grandparents for a fishing trip excursion.
They are later spotted by fans at Gratzzi Italian Grille and Cracker Barrel before ending up back at their hotel.
Justin tweeted:
"great day fishing. time with grandpa doing the simple things in life. great day."
"Show the ones you love you love them. Take the time to make sure they know,"
*DailyMail article here (x) more photos here (x)
March 12th:
Justin visits Selena on the set of Spring Breakers
Later that evening, they meet up for dinner and drinks at a sports bar with Ashley Benson and Ryan Good in St. Petersburg Florida and have their first public fight - shortly after arriving Justin stormed out of the bar, followed by Selena chasing after him to their car.
“Justin’s security team drove the battling couple down the street to an alley where they had a ‘private conversation.’ After settling their dispute, they went back to the bar and continued boozing it up. By the time they left it was clear that the underage couple appeared to have had too much alcohol to drink.”
They were later photographed leaving the restaurant seeming to have made amends, but were reported to have been intoxicated.
*full article detailing fight here (x) *justin visiting set photos here (x)
March 13th:
Justin is photographed arriving back into LAX from Florida
March 15th:
Selena, Justin and her family are photographed leaving Cedars Sinai Medical Office Towers in Los Angeles California - Selena had a bandage around her arm where it looked like she had blood taken.
Upon getting in the car, Justin laid down in the seat so he wouldn't be seen by the camera.
*full article here (x)
March 16th:
Justin is photographed at Cedars-Sinai Medical Centre waiting outside in his vehicle and allegedly is there with Selena - she was also there the day before getting blood work
*full article / photos here (x)
March 26th:
Justin does a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS-FM explained how he tries to stay busy while Selena is away filming her movie:
“I work all day, it keeps me occupied.”
March 30th:
Justin sits down with Complex and talks about Selena and growing up in the game:
Complex: Obviously, you and Selena are fodder for the gossip blogs everyday. How hard is it to keep your relationship private?
JB: It’s so hard, because everyone’s got a camera-phone, and now everyone wants to get their picture on the blogs. So they’ll send anything that they have to the blogs. So you don’t really get any privacy. If I want to go out to eat, if I’m in L.A., I just have to expect that there’s going to be someone there. That’s the only thing that I don’t like.
Complex: Is it tough for you guys? A lot of people like, hate it. Do you guys hate it, or is it like, “This comes with the territory, we’ve got to deal with it, it sucks?”
JB: I’m kind of both. I don’t like it, but I understand it. I’ll be covering my face or something, and the comment that pisses me off so much is, “Oh, get over it, Justin. You’re famous. People are going to take your picture. Just suck it up. You’re rich. You’re making a lot of money. Suck it up. This is one of the things that you have to do.” I’m like, “Yo I just got off an eight-hour flight. I’m tired. My eyes have bags under them. I’m not trying to take pictures.” I’m not going to come to your house, wake you up out of a deep sleep and start snapping your picture, no matter how you look right now. It doesn’t matter. When I get off a flight, I’m not trying to sit there and let them take pictures of me. I’m tired. I’m scratching my eyes. I just don’t like taking pictures in general.
Complex: There’s been high profile couples in history: Justin and Britney, Jay and Beyoncé. Jay and Beyoncé kind of kept it private. Everyone knew they were together, but they kept it quiet. Even with the kid, they kept it so under wraps. Do you learn anything from those relationships? And do you guys talk about that?
JB: Yeah. I mean, for me, it’s like, there’s no way to hide it completely, because then it would be unfair for us. Then, we’re not even able to have a relationship. It’s like, “You take this car, and I’ll take this car, and then we’ll meet up at the spot. Then, you go in this door, I’ll go in this door. We’ll end up crossing ways. You get back in this car. We’ll cross over, do a James Bond. You go through the kitchen. I’ll go through the back area. Then we’ll meet in the dressing room and see each other.” At that point, it’s like, it’s not even a relationship. You’re just hiding from everyone. That’s unfair and unhealthy, man.
*full Complex article here (x)
March 31st:
Justin and Selena both attend The Kids Choice Awards though walk the red carpet separately - Justin gets slimed during the ceremony and they both win awards
(note to self: Selena seems a bit high during interviews backstage)
April 4th:
Selena and Justin are photographed having a Subway picnic overlooking the city at Griffith Park in Los Angeles.
*full article / photos here (x)
April 5th:
Justin and Selena held hands as they headed to Panera Bread for lunch in Glendale, California
*DailyMail article / photos here (x)
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April 6th:
Justin and Selena were photographed getting food at the Chick-fil-A drive-thru
*full article / photos here (x)
April 7th:
Justin and Selena were spotted by fans at a grocery store and posed for photos
*photos here (x)
April 9th:
Justin, Selena and Alfredo are spotted/photographed by fans while going to watch American Reunions in theatres
*photos here (x)
April 11th:
Seventeen Magazine releases their May issue with Justin on the cover and ask about Selena during his interview:
Seventeen: Everyone is so interested in your personal life, especially your relationship with Selena. A lot of your fans don’t approve…
Justin: Everyone has haters, so you always have to deal with the negativity and be positive about it. I don’t think it’s nice; I’d rather they be nice, but at the end of the day I don’t let it affect me.
Seventeen: You’ve planned some amazing dates for Selena - who taught you to be so romantic?
Justin: I’m just trying to make her happy, that’s all. I think it’s important to make all woman feel like they’re princesses because every girl is a princess, I’m serious.
Seventeen: Will.I.am said he thinks it’s important for people to experience heartbreak so they’ll have something to sing about. What do you think?
Justin: I haven’t gone through it so I don’t really know what it’s about. I don’t think anyone wants to have heartbreak. I haven’t been in that deep a place yet, but I’m still looking. I’m still learning every day.
Seventeen: Would you and Selena ever record music together?
Justin: Yeah. I love her music, so maybe we could collaborate.
*full article here (x)
April 12:
Justin, Selena and Alfredo are photographed snowboarding at Big Bear Ski Resort in Big Bear Lake, California
*photos here (x)
April 14th:
Justin and Selena go to Jupiter, Florida for the weekend to celebrate the wedding of one of Justin’s friends and check into The Inn at Admiral’s Cove
They later attend Allison Kaye's wedding
*full article here (x)
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April 17th:
Justin and Selena attend Lakers game together after both separately appearing on DWTS and American Idol, and publicly share an intimate kiss when put on the spot via the events Kiss Cam
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April 19th:
During an interview with The Insider to promote her new perfume line, Selena is put to the test to correctly guess Justin's perfume through a sniff-test:
"The Insider's Brooke Anderson lined up three unlabeled fragrances for Selena, which included Justin's Someday perfume, challenging her to pick out his scent from the trio.
"I'm such a bad girlfriend," Selena sheepishly muttered when she confused Someday for Paris.
Selena revealed that Justin is impressed with her concoction and went on to explain why his opinion carried so much weight when she was creating the scent for her perfume, not only as a fellow perfumer, but also as a guy, citing "romantic" reasons."
*full video here (x)
April 20th:
Selena debuts a new additional music video for Hit The Lights
Selena appears on On Air with Ryan Seacrest and opens up about her Kiss Cam at the Lakers game earlier this week, and Justin’s upcoming debut with Taylor Swift.
Asked about the Kiss Cam, Selena called it "the most humiliating thing that’s ever happened to me, probably."
“They were showing these little elderly couples, and it was so cute. Then all of a sudden we’re both looking up and we come on the screen and it’s like … it was so awkward. It was so weird. I mean you have to kiss, right?”
"They wrote a song together and it’s beautiful - it’s amazing - I don’t know if it will make the album, but if not I’m sure they’ll release it at some point, because it’s a really great record. It’s kind of like … it’s Taylor and Justin combined. So it’s a little bit of an upbeat song, but it’s very acoustic.”
*full video interview here (x) / *full RadarOnline article here (x)
April 21st:
Selena visits Justin on set for his music video “Boyfriend” and the two are photographed hugging/kissing/being affectionate
*full article / photos here (x)
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April 27th:
UsWeekly releases a special edition of their magazine featuring Justin and exclusive photos/interviews titled Inside My World: Justin Bieber. He's questioned about Selena during his interview and mentions recently gifting her a diamond bracelet:
UsWeekly: At least you get quality time with Selena. What do you love about her?
Justin: I dunno! She just carries herself in a very elegant way. And my family loves her, which is usually hard because my mom’s really picky. My mom wants, you know, a good Christian girl with good manners.
UsWeekly: Do you understand girls better now?
Justin: Well, every girl is different, so they are hard to figure out. Like, the way most men work is the same. But each woman works differently. It’s like I can’t figure them out! But I do know girls like you to tell them you love them and that they’re all beautiful all the time. So I do that a lot with any girl I’m with. I tell them that as much as possible.
UsWeekly: Most romantic gift you’ve ever given?
Justin: I’m not saying to who- but I gave a girl an expensive diamond bracelet recently. It was so pretty, I knew she’d love it!
UsWeekly: Would you and Selena ever do a duet?Yeah. I think she’s very talented.
Justin: That would be very cool. We have nothing planned- but I’m not opposed to it!
*full interview here (x)
May 16th:
Justin featured in GQ magazine/interview:
"I keep my guard up a lot," the singer says in the latest issue of GQ.
"Because you know, you can’t trust anyone in this business. That’s what’s sad. You can’t trust anybody. I learned the hard way.”
May 18th:
The Hollywood Gossip reports that Justin and Selena may have broken up after Justin cryptically tweets/deletes:
“thank u for the time i had with you but i have to move on now..”
*full article here (x)
May 20th:
Justin attends Billboard Music Awards solo in Las Vegas
May 20th:
Justin sits down with Sunday Times for an interview and reveals when news of his “love child” with Mariah Yeater broke, Selena called him right away. Justin also revealed that he wrote a song dedicated to Selena titled 'Be Alright.'
“She was like, ‘Do you see what they’re saying on the internet?’ I was like ‘Yeah.’ She was, like, ‘So…’ I was, like ‘No, it’s not true’. ‘Okay, thank you, bye!’ That was it, she trusts me."
“I’m going to call my girlfriend.” So he does, reaching Selena on the Florida set of her new film Spring Breakers.
“Whats up baby? I can’t stop thinking about you… I said I can’t stop thinking about you. That’s all. Yes, so, um, I gotta do this interview but I just wanted to call and hear your voice really quickly… Okay, I love you. Okay bye.”
Skype and FaceTime keep them connected, he says.
“Ten years ago, or even five years, long distance relationships were much harder. Now you see each other anytime you want!”
May 25th:
Justin and Selena reunite as he picks her up from the LAX airport
*full article (x) / photos (x)
May 26th:
Selena and Justin are photographed out for a lunch date at Benihana in Sherman Oaks. Afterwards the two snuck out the back door hand-in-hand. Selena then went her own way as she cruised to a nearby 76 gas station in Encino to fill her Ford Escape
*photos here (x)
May 27th:
Selena and Justin were strolling an outdoor mall in Calabasas when paparazzi began harassing them as they were trying to leave. According to witnesses (and photos taken) this photographer was so aggressive that he even blocked Justin's car, and was said to be rudely harassing Selena "about the herpes (coldsore) on her lip" while trying to capture a photo of her. After they began harassing Selena, Justin got out of his car and went to smack the camera from his hands and him and the photographer both fell off the curb.
The photographer was taken away by ambulance AND filed a police report that named Justin as the culprit. The Los Angles County Sheriff's office is investigating and say they will talk to Justin.
One of the girls who supposedly was there shared this:
"long story short; the paps were blocking his car and wouldnt move, he got mad after asking them to move, justin tried to knock their camera, the pap and justin both fell off the curb, he lost his shoe and hat while fighting him, selena and justin left and came back because selena lost her phone, and the paps would not get out of her face, and then they left and now the paps are trying to get money from the whole thing"
Another girl that was allegedly there as a witness had nearly the exact same story as above, except in addition she added the paparazzi were rudely asking Selena "about the herpes on her lip," and that's when and why Justin knocked his camera.
*full video to story above here (x)
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May 28th:
Selena attends producer Joel Silver‘s Memorial Day party in Malibu
Selena and Justin have dinner date
*full article / photos here (x)
May 30th:
Detectives want to interview Justin and Selena after a photographer claims he was attacked by Justin at a Calabasas shopping mall Sunday, but authorities continue to seek additional witnesses.
In a statement released Tuesday, the Sheriff's Department said the investigation was continuing and that detectives "are planning to interview Mr. Bieber." Law enforcement sources said Selena is among the witnesses detectives would like to talk to. Detectives are investigating claims by the photographer that Justin struck him after he snapped photographs of Selena at the Commons at Calabasas Shopping Center.
The photographer complained of pain and was taken by the Los Angeles County Fire Department to a hospital, where he was treated and released, officials said. The sources, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the investigation was ongoing, stressed that the probe was in its early stages.
*source here (x)
June 7th:
Selena’s photoshoot and interview for her Elle cover is released where she briefly mentions Justin renting out LA's Staples Center for a private screening of Titanic:
"If I'll share anything with you, it's that he really is a hopeless romantic. I had just mentioned it in the car - all I said is that I really want to see Titanic again, and then."
June 11th:
Justin joined Selena's mom and step-dad at the Right to Laugh event hosted by the Alliance for Children's Rights at the Avalon in Hollywood. Selena's mom Mandy, a huge supporter of the organization, purchased an entire table to support the cause, and invited Justin to accompany her family.
"Selena and Justin sat side-by-side," a source tells PEOPLE.
"They were laughing and smiling the whole evening. They were being very low-key and gracious as to not take away any attention from the cause."
June 15th:
Justin officially releases his third studio album Believe and many of the album's songs are inspired by Selena and their relationship, including Be Alright, a song about their long distance relationship, that Justin wrote by himself:
Across the ocean, across the sea
Startin' to forget the way you look at me now
Over the mountains, across the sky
Need to see your face and need to look in your eyes
Through the storm and, through the clouds
Bumps on the road and upside down now
I know it's hard baby, to sleep at night
Don't you worry
Selena is referenced by name in the song Beauty & A Beat during Nicki Minaj's rap:
“Justin Bieber / You know I'm gonna hit 'em with the ether / Buns out, wiener/ But I gotta keep an eye out for Selener”
*Be Alright audio here (x)
June 15th:
Selena arrives into Toronto Pearson International airport and Justin is photographed picking her up.
*photos here (x) / (x)
June 16th:
Selena and Justin are photographed boarding a helicopter to fly them into his hometown Stratford Ontario where Justin later sang Baby on steps of the Avon Theatre
*full articles (x)
June 17th:
Justin and Selena both attend Much Music Video Awards ceremony in Toronto, Canada where Justin was performing and Selena was presenting - they walked the red carpet separately and didn't pose for any photos together
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June 25th:
Justin and Selena have dinner date at Geoffrey’s in Malibu and are later seen departing in Justin’s "party bus"
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June 26th:
Justin and Selena attend Katy Perry’s “Part of Me” documentary premiere at Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles - Justin skipped the red carpet
Later that evening Justin and Selena arrive at the Bootsy Bellows lounge with Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson in West Hollywood for the after party and headed to a private room in the back of the lounge:
“Justin and Selena shared a table with friends,” a spywitness tells JustJared.com of the after-party.
“They were very affectionate the whole night, holding hands and sharing kisses. Katy and Amber Heard, and Shannon Woodward spent a good portion of the night sitting and chatting with them. Everyone was laughing and having a great time, taking pictures with each other and snacking on mini-cupcakes.”
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June 28th:
Justin cut short a pre-taped interview with U.S. radio show Mojo in the Morning after the host compared him to Justin Timberlake and quizzed him about a potential romance between his mother and One Direction's Harry Styles.
Thomas Carballo, the host of the show, was in the middle of a phone chat with Justin when he (rightfully so) took offence at his line of questioning - and hung up.
The 10-minute interview got off to a bad start when Carballo told Justin he thought he was Timberlake the first time he heard him.
Justin said, "That's funny because our voices sound nothing alike... Saying I sound like somebody else is definitely not a compliment."
Justin eased up when talking about his new song Maria, which was inspired by the woman who falsely claimed he was the father of her baby last year, but he lost his cool when Carballo got personal and asked if he was worried about Harry Styles falling for his mum.
The DJ said, "Do you worry about Harry around your mum, since he likes older women?"
Clearly upset, Justin then mumbled something about Carballo's mother and, as the radio presenter explained his mum was dead, Justin had already hung up the phone.
A record company representative then tried to convince the DJ that Justin's phone had cut off, explaining, "I can't get him. He's in a really s**tty area."
She later revealed Justin was "really upset" with the questions, adding, "He probably won't be calling back."
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June 30th:
Justin and Selena enjoy a walk around Lake Balboa in Van Nuys, California, stopped at an ice cream truck with Alfredo and stopped by Bronco Burrito for some lunch.
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for-thosewhocare · 3 years
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Thought I knew you- Chapter One- "Home Sweet California, right?"
“I’m gonna drive around and get a feel for the neighbourhood” I called out to my parents. “Okay be safe! Love you!” mom answers both herself and mama.
To be honest, I was just bored and needed to get out of the house. I couldn’t stay there doing absolutely anything of value. So, I had the thought to go out and look around my new home. Home sweet California, right?
I drove out of Encino and decided to go to Reseda. I'm playing this by ear. I’m looking for something similar to New York. I would go to the City of Angels but the GPS says that that's an hour away. Looks like that trip will have to wait.
I blast my playlist and go late-night sightseeing. This place looks like the Californian Bronx.
That is something that I'd never thought I'd say.
"Where have you been," by Rihanna plays over my speakers as I park in a strip mall for a drink. I close the top and click off the car and speakers. I get out of the car still singing the lyrics as they are embedded into my mind from dance sessions and karaoke parties.
"I've been everywhere, man. Looking for someone. Someone who can please me. Love me all night long," I mumble the song lyrics to myself as I open the door to the store.
"Aren't you gonna wear gloves?" A homeless-looking man asked at the counter as the clerk used his bare hands to take out his pizza.
He's right that was nasty. Not ordering food from here, duly noted.
I move to the back and spot that they have Jarritos and grab a Grapefruit and Fruit Punch. Then I walk over to get a bag of chips, spotting a Latino boy that was about my age looking at medicine. He smiles at me so I return the smile and grab Lays original. He made it to the line before I could. "Pepto. It's for my grandma," he says. "Soda. It's for me," I smile. He laughs at my sorry attempt at a joke.
"Oh come on, what's Spanish for 'Just give me my damn slice?" The man at the counter says. The clerk looks at the boy and says in Spanish what translates to, "Fucking idiot. I bet he has a small dick." I laughed as I understood what he said. It seems the only person who didn't understand was the homeless guy.
"What did you just say? What did he say?" He looks at the boy who seems to know him. "Uhh you don't want to know," the boy says, lowering his initial smile. "I know it was something bad. Just tell me," the man barks at him. "Uh, he said you have a tiny…." The boy trails off as he should get the gist. "He said I have a tiny wang?" The man looks at the clerk.
Who says, "Wang"? What century is he living in?
"Tell him he has a tiny wang,"
Horrible comeback. 0/10.
"I speak English, asshole," the clerk spoke as he held the man's pizza. "Oh really?" The man throws the money and then snatches the pizza and leaves. The clerk goes to pick the money up.
I can't help but chuckle at his fragile masculinity.
"You can go first," the boy steps over to let me pass. "Oh Thank you," I move up and place my stuff on the counter. But before I could, a group of high school-aged boys slammed down 3 cases of beer.
"Id?" They hand him an obviously fake id. The store clerk almost buys it until the boy mentions that they look like they are in high school.
The boys walk out fuming.
"3.50," the clerk says, still annoyed with his previous encounter with the man. I place a 20 on the counter and the clerk bags my stuff. "Put him on my tab too and keep the change," I smile at the clerk and the boy, knowing that he's a good kid even if he just ruined those boys' nights. Not saying that they are not nice people. "Thank you. I'm Miguel, by the way," he says as we walk out together. "Keymora," I smile but quickly drop it when I see the boys from before walk up to us.
"He was about to believe us, then you had to go and ruin it," an Asian boy who seemed to be the leader said. "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were trying to buy beer," Miguel stutters. Then the main one pushes him down causing him to drop his bag.
I set my stuff down and prepare to get involved. But I want to see how he handles himself first.
The main boy's friends hype him up. "Ohh, What do we got?" The boy who pushed him says in a taunting tone. "Pepto?" One of the boys says. "Oh shit! Someone has frickin diarrhoea!" A skinny one laughs. "Hey, we should call him 'Rhea!" A bigger boy adds a stupid nickname. Miguel tries to take it back but they slap him away. "Give it back dude. Come on, it's for my grandma," he pleads. "Ohh it's for your grandma? Oh shit sorry dude," the main dude says. "You want it? Then take all that shit man," then pours it all over his head.
This made me angry but no punches were thrown. I’m not too hasty to get involved.
"Bitch," he drops the bottle and begins to walk away. "Asshole," Miguel mutters. "What? What did you say, 'Rhea?" The boy turns around. "I didn't say anything," Miguel stutters. Then a punch is thrown at his stomach. Miguel gets up from the floor and gets pushed into a red car. Before I get involved, the homeless-looking man interjects. "Hey! Watch the car man!" He gets up from his spot where he ate his pizza.
"Who's this dude?" One asks. "Just leave the dork alone," the man says. "What?" The main one says in a threatening tone. "You see this guy? Eating his dinner at the mini-mart like a bum," the skinny one says. "Hey wait, I think I know this guy. He's the jerk off that cleaned my dad's septum tank," the main one taunts. "Ohh that explains why he smells like shit," the bigger one says and they all laugh. "Aw trust me, you guys are pissing off the wrong guy on the wrong day, alright," the man says, stepping closer to the boys.
I wonder if I should get involved? I want to help but…. The last time I fought, it didn't turn out so well.
"Oh really?" The main guy says. "Really,” the man answers. "Get the hell out of here, loser" the main guy pushes him and the man takes a minute to process his next move. Then he kicks his face. The friends of the main guy start coming at him and he blocks and dodges all of the attempts. He kicks them down but they keep coming back. One attempts to tackle him from behind. But I trip him and punch him in the face, falls instantly. His friend comes from my side and tries to pick me up but I flip him over and hit his gut.
He's not getting back up.
The man gets knocked down by the main dude and when I go to help him up, the main kid kicks me off of him with his foot landing in my face. Then the man stands up and sweeps his leg. He quickly gets back up and takes him from behind. He has him in a chokehold. "What's the matter? Having trouble breathing?" The dude says but then gets flipped over and this time he stays down.
I touch my eye and feel blood. His shoe must have cut me.
"Holy shit! How did you do that?" Miguel's eyes darted between the both of us. The main guy gets back up.
"Behind you!" I yell. The man turns around and the kid tries to throw a punch the man grabs his arm then pulls him to a chokehold. "What's the matter? Having trouble breathing?" He taunts him with the same thing he said to him earlier. Police sirens arrive and the sound hurts my head.
"Get off the kid!"
"No! It's not his fault!" Miguel yells.
The officers’ pepper sprays the man and he yells in pain. Then another takes him and throws him into the car. They drive away, ignoring every word Miguel says. He notices I'm on the floor still and helps me up.
"Hey, are you okay?"
"Yeah, we should go before they get up," I grab my bag and walk back to the store. I grab some more Pepto and pay. I walk back out and hand it to Miguel. "I probably should have got some napkins," I say walking back to my car. "Need a ride?" I call out to the stunned boy. "You don't have to. I don't want to impose. I'll walk," he insisted. "It's fine. I wasn't doing anything anyway," I smiled and waved him over. He gets in. "Where to?"
He directs me to his complex and I walk with him to his apartment. "Come in, I can clean your cut," he offers. "Why thank you," I curtsy and he opens with a smile. "Miggy! What happened!" A woman with curly hair runs up to him to inspect everything wrong with him. "Nothing mamá. I just ran in with the wrong guys. But she's a lot worse than I am. Can you help me clean her wounds," he points to me. "Oh my, you too? Come sit," she guides me to the table and I sit down. I look around the small apartment. The smell of spice hits my nose like a wrecking ball.
Now, this reminds me of home.
"What happened?" His mom asks as the boy sits next to me. "Well some kids were bullying Miguel and this other man and I fought them off. I'm fine though. Nothing I can't handle," I wince in pain as she applies the peroxide to my cut. "Are you sure you're okay?" She asks once more. "Yeah. I made a new friend," I smile as she wipes the leftover dried blood off my face and places a bandaid over the cut.
It's funny how one cut makes so much blood.
"I'm glad," her warm smile reminds me of my aunt who usually cleans my wounds when I get hurt. "I should probably get going. But I'll see you guys later hopefully," I love this house. I wanna come back every day.
"Yeah. Maybe at school?"
"See you there,"
"I'll walk you to your car," he stands. I know if I say no, he'll just insist. He opens the door for me and we walk out. "Give me your phone," I say with my hand out. He looks at me nervously but gives it to me. I put my number in and called myself. "There, now you have my number," I smile as I get in the car. "Bye Keymora,"
"Catch ya later," I drove home blasting “I should Quit” by JESSICA.
I get home and my parents are already asleep. I drink my grapefruit jarrito and eat my chips while I watch a couple of episodes of New Girl.
Nick Miller, man, Nick Miller.
♤♤♤
West Valley High School.
A school with Encino brats who think they’re the shit.
Otherwise known as, my new school.
I’m not entirely happy about this move but my parent's job calls for it. They seem happy here. California is my mom's hometown, after all. After my grandparents left Cuba, they came here and had my mom who then moved to New York, met my African American father. Then they broke up and my mom, Mirasol Jordan met my mamá, Bianca Ramos.
Or could be the giant raise they got.
Who knows.
I miss New York. It’s my hometown or city, whatever.
This is new and I haven’t heard the best things about Encino brats. But I guess I’m an Encino brat now and the best things aren’t said about New York either. Of course, I’ve had to deal with my own rich brats but I could just go visit my aunt in Harlem. I wonder if there’s a Harlem in the Valley.
Reseda, maybe?
The strip mall looked promising.
I don’t know.
I wake up and move out of my bed and take off my silk gold bonnet. I grab my bag that has nothing but a folder, notebook, a pen and a water bottle. If I’m supposed to have anything else, I wouldn’t know.
I leave my room for the first time this morning and walk down the first staircase, as my room is in the attic.
There are other rooms but the attic is more secluded.
Then I went downstairs and to the kitchen. There’s a note on the counter with my name on it. It read- “Sorry MorMor, we had to leave early. But we made you a breakfast sandwich that’s in the fridge. Have a wonderful first day at school. They're gonna love you! Love mom and dad”
I get the sandwich and my keys and head out. I try not to let the fact that they didn’t say bye bother me. Then I lock the door and get in the little blue convertible that I got for my birthday. I put West Valley in the GPS and made my way to the school.
When I get to the school I park in the lot and merge right into the wave of students flooding into the school. I bump into a girl with short hair that was bleached on the top.
"Oh! I'm so sorry," I say to her and she brushes it off. "It's okay. Are you new?" She says as we walk through the door. "You got me. I'm Keymora," we walk to the hallway. "I'm Aisha," she smiles. "Would you mind showing me to the main office?" I ask with a nervous laugh. “Sure,” she agrees and shows me the way. “Thanks,”
Once we get there I get my schedule and it turns out we have the first two periods together. The rest of my classes are AP classes. During my freshman year, I took 10th-grade classes and my credits transferred to here.
Luckily it did or coming here would have been much more of a fight.
The only class that wasn’t AP was math, I hate math.
On my schedule, I have math first then study hall. Both with Aisha. AP government, AP English, Lunch, AP Bio, Music then Spanish last.
“Show me the way to math?” I shrug playfully. “It just so happens that it’s on my way,” she plays into my dumbness. We walked to the class and sat together. Then a familiar face walks into class.
“Hey,” Miguel greets. “Hey stranger,” I smile at the boy who sits in the seat next to me. “This is Aisha,” I introduced the two. “Hi, I’m Miguel,” he says with a wave. "Hey," she nods. We sit sorta awkwardly until the teacher starts teaching.
♤♤♤
I leave English and after I pick up my lunch from the Uber eats driver.
At my old school, they let us out for lunch but not here. So, I figured I'd just order in. The last time I ate school lunch, it gave me hives.
I know it was probably a problem with just microwave food or kitchen practice but better to be safe than sorry.
I find my way to the lunchroom. I spot Miguel about to sit at a table and walk over.
"Hey stranger," I said as I stood next to his seat. "Hey," he says as I sit next to him. I smile at the other two boys who sat at the table.
"Miguel."
"Keymora."
"Demetri. This is Eli.," he points to the boy beside him who looks away from my gaze and at his food.
I wonder what his story is.
"He's a man of few words."
I take my bag and place it on the table to open the contents. "How did you get that?" Demetri asked, eyeing my burger then looking at his food in dismay. "I ordered it? I already knew school food was going to be nasty so I got Burger King. I got you one too Miguel and I also have chicken nuggets if you two want," I take the burger and nuggets out and slide them to Demetri and the burger to Miguel. "Thanks," Miguel smiles awkwardly, pushing his tray away.
Then all of a sudden, the boys' gaze find themselves wandering over to three girls who basically strutted through the cafeteria.
There she is; the Queen B.
I was starting to wonder if this school even had them.
I just have to find out which one is HBIC.
"Dude, don't torture yourself. Those are the rich girls," Demetri says when he notices Miguel still looking. I'm looking to but I don't think it matters to him. "Do you ever talk to them or…" Miguel borderline whispers as he snaps out of looking at them and at him instead. "Oh yeah. All the time. We hang out after school, make out, give each other hand jobs. Eli here is the homecoming king. Gets laid more than anyone. Isn't that right Eli?" Demetri answers sarcastically. Eli smiles.
I think my heart just melted.
Miguel rolls his eyes. "Talk to them? You realized what table you're sitting at right? You've pretty much signed away all hopes at losing your virginity before college," he says then looks at me. "Not you though," he shrugged, catching me by surprise.
What the hell does he mean by that?
Eli looked over at the girls' table and spoke. "Shit, Yasmine's looking at us. Probably to make fun of me,"
"To talk about your lip? Where I'm from, that would be a battle scar rather than something to make fun of. If you flip the narrative right," I say, reminding the boys of my existence. He glances at me and then backs down at his food.
I think I intimidate the poor boy. Or maybe I struck a nerve.
"I don't think she's making fun of you. I mean just because they're hot doesn't mean that they're mean," Miguel says, trying to lighten the mood. "I'm not," I said then realized how conceited that sounds. Demetri rolls his eyes at me.
"I don't care if Yasmine is the meanest girl in school. I'd still kill all of you just to get her to spit in my face," Demetri says and I wince at how stupid that was. "Yeah well if you never make a move, you'll never have a shot with her," Miguel counters. "True, but I'll also never suffer humiliating rejection. I'm at peace with my depression. The last thing I need to be is suicidal,” Demetri plays with his pudding while Eli eats the nuggets I bought. I long finished my food and was scrolling through my phone. I would comment on Demetri’s words but I don’t think that I could say anything to help.
And I don’t necessarily disagree.
About the depression part. Everything else he said was bullshit.
Miguel gets up from his seat. “What are you doing?” Demetri asks sceptically. “Striking first,” he says.
I didn’t think he was the type of person with, you know, confidence.
I take my eyes off my phone and watch him walk over to the table where the girls sat. “Oh shit. I hope we don't get hit with the shrapnel,” Demetri commented.
Seems like that’s all he knows how to do.
One of the girls smiles at him and he smiles back. I think she’s probably the nicest.
Then the boys that we- or rather I fought - got the table first. The main kid, I think his name is Kyler, waves at him to leave as he sits next to the girl that Miguel was approaching.
I'm gonna say it, Kyler is a dumb name. It’s like his parents knew he was going to be a dickwad.
Miguel walks angrily back to our table. “See ya later ‘Rhea!” The bigger boy, Brucks, calls out.
Yet another stupid name.
“So, how’d it go?” Demetri asks teasingly. “Huh. I honestly was rooting for you,” I sigh. He looks at me with mild surprises.
I think they keep forgetting that I’m here.
Lunch is over and I attend the rest of my classes. None of them were interesting until I had Music. I love music. For the first time, you can choose our instruments and one of the options was your voice. I can play most of the instruments in this room but I think I’m gonna go with singing. The teacher says that we can pick any song and by the end of the month we have to perform for the class. I chose “Empire State of mind” by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. I know it has the rapping parts but I can do both, especially because I’ve been singing that song since I was four.
I think I’m just homesick
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Once I leave school, I drive to the skate park just to clear my head a little. I take my skateboard out of my truck. I don’t bother with the helmet or the knee pads.
I know what I’m doing.
I put my AirPods in, blasting “Rebel Girl” by Bikini Kill, and started small. I ride around the halfpipe, then once I get a feel for it, I dip into the halfpipe. I go back and forth with some tricks. Then I trip and fall into the back of some guy with his hair in a tight ponytail.
“Shit! Dammit, I was doing well too,” I curse myself out. “I’m so sorry. Seems I’m clumsy today,” I recall bumping into Aisha earlier. “It’s fine,” he brushes off his clothes. “You’ll get better. I’m Robby.”
“Keymora,”
“Interesting name. What does it mean?” He smiles and I lose my ability to speak for a second. “Uh, it has multiple meanings. It can be Little star or Golden Meadow. I think my parents just heard it somewhere,” I smile nervously. “Hey, Robby!” He turns as some boy calls him. “Oh, who's this?” He asks as he sees me. Robby looks visibly annoyed. “I’m Trey and this is Cruz,” the black boy who now stood in front of me introduced himself. “Keymora,” I said tensely. “Well, Keymora, you wanna hang?” Trey asks, flirtatiously. “Not really,” I pick up my board and walk towards my car. I just know they are bad news.
“Keymora!” Robby’s voice calls out and catches up to me. “Is it possible that I can get your number?” I think about the request. “You can have my email. If I like what you write, then you can have my number,” I say as he makes his way in front of me. I saw someone do this on the show New Girl and the effects of it. Maybe it works.
“A girl that makes you work for her, okay. What’s the address?” He smiles. I was fully expecting him to say never mind. I grab a paper and write my email. “Here. There’s a possibility I’ll see out of school but you don’t seem like the type,” I get in my car. “You’re right but there’s always a chance,” he chuckles.
I drive home and nobody is there like always. So, I change into my house clothes and I call my cousin.
“Mora! You called! I thought those rich brats would have taken over your mind and brainwashed you by now,” Cameron laughs. She was and still is my favourite person to talk to. “You got jokes, huh? How is everything?” I laugh. “Boring without you. We miss you here,” she sighs. “I miss it there. This place is exactly how I thought it would be. Except I wasn’t expecting all the weed dispensaries,” I laugh once more. “Oh, you're blazing it up over there?” She says. “Nah, I’m still a good child,”
“Stay holy. Listen, I have to go, I’m at work but I’ll see if I can call you when I get out. Love you little cuz,” she says in a hushed tone, I’m guessing her boss walked in. “Yeah, you do that. Secure that bag. Love you, and tell tia I said Hi,” I say and I hear the hangup tone. I let out a sigh.
I can’t do this if this is how every day is going to be. I wanna go home.
Why did my parents even take me if they were barely going to see me? Did they just want me around? Or did they just want to uproot my life for no reason? This place isn’t a home for me. It’s just a house.
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klovenhooves · 4 years
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Johnny Lawrence and the Five Love Languages, Chapter Two: Acts of Service
Johnny felt like he’d been living in Groundhog’s Day. Every day he woke up, and it still wasn’t the weekend yet. He was constantly tapping his foot, jumping his leg up and down under the table, as if willing time to speed up. He wasn’t used to feeling so jittery about something – Miguel commented knowingly that Sensei Lawrence had overdosed on caffeine when he fidgeted too much during training.
 He got some extra push ups for that, not that he minded, the little twerp.
 And then, suddenly, it was Saturday morning, and he was jogging out to his car, keys jangling like his nerves, trying not to think about how eager he was to get to the beach. This time they would be without Robby, without Anthony, alone in the ocean.
 Maybe Diaz had a point with his little love language thingy.
 At least, that’s what he thought at ten in the morning. By noon, he was pretty sure the love languages thing was bullshit, because he was still waiting for Daniel to show up, and he was about to admit to himself and his stubborn pride that he wasn’t coming. He scoffed, pushing himself off the hood of his car and into the driver’s seat, trying to stifle the ripple of disappointment that ached a little like embarrassment.
 He was a high school kid again, playing games with the pretty girl and hoping she knew the rules. Except this time, he was the one who didn’t know the rules.
 He grabbed his phone from the cupholder beneath the radio where he’d left it to keep the sand and salt out of it. He almost didn’t look at it. What would he find there, but another avenue to hurt his feelings? Daniel probably hadn’t called.
 He sighed and pressed the top button. There were five missed calls on it, and a text from Robby.
 “CALL ME NOW,” it said.
He obeyed the text message, thinking ironically that whatever shit was about to hit the fan would at least distract him from Daniel LaRusso.
 “What the hell did you do?” Robby’s voice was hoarse, tired, like he’d been yelling for a while already. Johnny’s hand twitched around his keys, itching to turn them in the ignition, to find his son, find the problem. He stuck his hand under his thigh and forced himself to stay still.
 “What did I do?” Johnny repeated. “You’ll have to be more specific.”
 He could hear something in the background, deep sounds of wood hitting wood, and running water. “Cobra Kai never dies, right?” Robby sneered. “Isn’t that what you say?”
 “Yeah…” Johnny trailed off, trying to put together too few available pieces of the puzzle. “Look, I don’t know what –”
 “Cobra Kais trashed Miyagi-do last night,” Robby spat.
 Suddenly, Daniel’s absence made sense. “Send me the address,” he said firmly, speaking over Robby when he could hear his son preparing to deliver another painful blow. “Now.”
 ***
 He could see the devastation before he even got out of the car. “Cobra Kai Never Dies” seared into his vision from the side of LaRusso’s favorite yellow vintage car, black and stark and painful to look at. He grimaced, shoving the door of his car open and listening for the approach.
 It didn’t take long for Daniel to find him.
 “Get the hell out of here, Johnny,” he snapped from the porch, and even from a distance, Johnny could see that he was sunburned, sweaty, exhausted. “Before I call the cops.”
 “I didn’t do this,” Johnny answered, holding his hands up in the sign of surrender. “I swear. I would never.”
 “I don’t believe you.”
 That hurt more than Johnny thought it would. He blinked and looked down at the worn earth beneath his feet, almost sand. They should have been at the beach right now. They could have been having fun.
 He steeled himself. As much as he didn’t want to, he was going to have to swallow his pride if he wanted to convince Daniel of his innocence. More than that, he wanted to convince Daniel so completely that he would never again believe him capable of something like this.
 Because what man would love someone capable of something like this? Whoever had done this had stomped into Daniel’s sanctuary, his shrine to his dead teacher, and crushed it under their boot without remorse. Even when he was blindingly angry, drunk, miserable, Johnny would have never dared wreak havoc here.
 “You don’t have to believe me,” he said. “Just tell me what needs fixing.”
 Daniel took a step down from the porch, eyes intent on Johnny, so sharp that Johnny wanted to flinch away from them. “What?”
 Daniel was itching for a fight, Johnny could see it in his gaze. He wondered if that would make him happy, and considered giving it to him.
 But no, he would be selfish, and deny Daniel their personal brand of intimacy. Let this be a new one. “Let me help,” he said softly. “What do you need me to do?”
 Daniel furrowed his brows, eyes roving over Johnny’s face like he would find the truth in the lines around his eyes. Johnny let him look, content to suffer under his gaze, waiting to be sent away.
 “You really didn’t do this?” He wanted to believe him, Johnny could see in the sad downturn of his mouth.
 “LaRusso, if I wanted to torture you, I wouldn’t resort to vandalism,” Johnny replied, tilting his head, giving Daniel a genuine smile instead of his typical smirk. “This has teenage kid written all over it.” Then, without thinking, he blurted, “We aren’t teenagers anymore.”
 Daniel clenched his jaw, the bunched muscles protruding from the pressure. “You’re right, we aren’t.”
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 Taking Johnny through the back gate brought the initial shock back; Daniel could see the wreckage as if through his eyes – the broken pots and tipped over plants, the shredded punching bag, the toilet paper all over the trees, the spray paint. He had been trying to clear it up for three hours, at least, and it still looked like he hadn’t even started. It almost made him turn around and leave – though what he would do when he left, Daniel couldn’t tell. He was stuck between wanting to fix everything, put it all back the way Miyagi had it and going to a bar and getting wretchedly drunk.
 “Holy shit,” Johnny breathed beside him. Daniel spared him a glance, enough to see that he was clearly still dressed for the beach, and felt a pang of guilt. He hadn’t called to tell Johnny he wasn’t coming – that felt like the closest thing to a courtesy he could give him when he saw the dojo. He had stood there, where Johnny was standing now, trying to reconcile the Johnny he had been thinking about against his will all week with the one who was callous enough to send his students to do something like this.
 He didn’t dare hope that Johnny had nothing to do with it, lest he be wrong.
 “Where do you need me, boss?” Johnny asked when Daniel didn’t answer.
 “Uh,” he stammered, looking around the yard. “We really just need to get the trash picked up first.”
 “Cool,” Johnny said, turning away and yanking toilet paper out of the tree beside him. “Go get some water, LaRusso, you look dead on your feet.”
 “I don’t need –”
 “You do,” Johnny interrupted, and there was that unfathomable softness again, apparent in the wrinkles around his eyes, in the set of his mouth. “Go get some water, and get some for my kid, too.”
 Daniel stared at him for a moment, trying to replace the hardened, angry face of Johnny Lawrence in his mind with this almost reasonable one. He sighed, feeling his muscles ache with the breath, and nodded. He returned a few minutes later with cold bottles of water, holding them up for the kids to see. He could feel Johnny watching him as he passed them out, cracking his own open and drinking greedily until the bottle was empty.
 When he looked back, Johnny gave him a self-satisfied smirk and kept cleaning.
 Daniel felt like he was being constantly barraged by epiphanies about Johnny Lawrence lately. He remembered keenly the understanding he felt when he stood next to him at his childhood apartment.
 “A nice house doesn’t mean nice things are going on inside.”
 The words made so many unexplained details about Johnny make sense that Daniel kept catching himself thinking about it weeks after. No wonder Johnny had been so angry as a teenager – no wonder he’d adapted so well to Kreese’s teachings. No wonder karate had always been so important, and such a dire skill to learn.
 Now, he was seeing new facets, like Johnny surfing, still boyish and energetic in the ocean, familiar and knowledgeable in the way Daniel always wanted to be about anything.
 And here he was, slaving away under the hot sun, to prove to Daniel that he hadn’t trashed his dojo.
 Daniel wanted to comment that he didn’t think a rich boy from Encino could work so hard, but he found that he was unwilling to break the easy peace they’d found. Instead, he helped Johnny unhook the punching bag from its hook and carried it inside with him.
 “I can tape it up,” Johnny said, surveying the cuts critically. “That should hold it for a while, depending on how much you wail on this thing daily.”
 Daniel nodded. “I’ll get the tape.”
 He ended up kneeling across from Johnny on the wood floor, his hands holding the different gashes together so Johnny could tape them closed, his hands both careful and sure.
 “I will find out who did this,” Johnny said after a while, peeling another piece of duct tape free. “I didn’t teach them –”
 “I know you didn’t,” Daniel interrupted, and he could see Johnny turn his head to see his face more clearly. “No criminal worth his salt would stay to clean up the mess.”
 Johnny chuckled, a genuine laugh under his breath, and Daniel smiled. He didn’t think he’d ever heard that laugh before.
 “I’m sorry I didn’t call,” Daniel muttered, ducking his head lower, closer to the punching bag so Johnny couldn’t see it. “I should have.”
 “No,” Johnny muttered, pressing the duct tape into the gash Daniel was holding closed, his fingers brushing over Daniel’s as he secured the tape in place. “I wouldn’t have called me either.”
 Daniel looked up at him, accidentally catching his gaze and holding it. There was a sadness in Johnny’s eyes that Daniel could feel, radiating from him like he was trying to warn him away. He wondered why that was. He could feel the edge of Johnny’s hand, pressed onto the punching bag right near his own, warm and soft.
 “John –”
 “Dad,” Sam blurted, trotting up the stairs and into the house. “We need more hands to pick up the statue.”
 Daniel tore his eyes away and found his daughter, face red and hair frazzled. “I’ll be right there,” he said.
 “Let’s go,” Johnny said, picking up the punching bag, his voice a forced replica of his usual tone. “I’ll help you.”
 Daniel was left to gape after him as he carried the heavy bag by himself back to its hook and replaced it.
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 Johnny couldn’t explain where his strange feeling of hope came from, but once it settled in, he couldn’t shake it. Something about working with Daniel to fix that punching bag, the way they spoke plainly, even if they said it while looking at the punching bag instead of each other, felt important, like Daniel was starting to see him as something other than an immature bully.
 He followed Daniel and Sam to the tipped over statue, where tracks in the grass told him that Robby and Sam had already tried to pick up the statue themselves and stumbled. He could tell just by looking at it that it was too heavy for the kids to pick up by themselves, and maybe even too heavy to himself and Daniel to pick up.
 “Robby, can you get me those two broken fence planks?” he asked. Robby furrowed his brows at him in confusion but didn’t argue, trotting off to grab the planks.
 “What are you thinking?” Daniel asked, stepping closer to him, close enough that Johnny could smell that he was wearing sunscreen. He was reminded, again, of their plans to be at the beach.
 “If we can use those rocks and the planks to get the statue just a few inches off the ground, we can probably get it the rest of the way ourselves,” Johnny said. “I had to do this at a landscaping job I did about ten years ago. Some rich Encino broad –” he caught Sam’s close gaze out of the corner of his eye. “Some rich Encino…woman…insisted that she wanted slabs of marble sticking out of her garden in the back yard, and one of them fell over. I was the only one there, so I had to get creative to get it back up.”
 “You did a landscaping job?” Daniel asked as Johnny passed him a plank.
 “You’re the white-collar guy here, LaRusso,” Johnny remarked, shoving the plank under the statue. “Not me.”
 Daniel didn’t answer him, but mirrored his movements, setting his own plank underneath the statue and looking to Johnny for his cue.
 The statue was heavier than he expected, but after a few seconds of struggling, it started to lift off the grass. Daniel huffed a surprised scoff, too out of breath to do anything else, and Johnny grinned at him.
 Robby and Sam slipped in and took hold of the statue, Johnny and Daniel following, and after some clumsy struggling, the statue was upright again and looking as sturdy against the fence as it had before. The kids cheered, high-fiving first each other, and then their fathers.
 “Alright, you two, why don’t you go cool off in the shade and drink some more water?” Daniel said, his eyes landing only momentarily on Johnny. They obliged without argument, trudging off toward the house with heavy feet.
 Johnny could feel Daniel’s eyes on him in the wake of the kids’ absence. He turned away from him and surveyed the garden, far more tranquil than it had been when he arrived. He could hear the running water and the deep sound of the wood chimes that he’d heard when Robby called.
 He could understand, in quiet moments like this, why Daniel was so protective of this place.
 “I want you to try something,” Daniel’s voice broke through his reverie. Johnny turned to see him, a smile just barely quirking his lips upward, his hair tousled and messy from the wind and the work. The sun was starting to sink behind him, leaving gold behind in strands of his hair, his skin supple and dark in the sunlight.
 “Is this when you tell me you have weed?” Johnny replied.
 Daniel rolled his eyes and led Johnny to the edge of a pond where a round platform floated in the middle.
 “Torture device?” Johnny asked.
 “Get in the pond, Johnny,” Daniel said, toeing off his own shoes at the edge.
 “Are there fish in there?” Johnny asked, peering in.
 “There aren’t fish in there,” Daniel laughed.
 “Are you sure –?”
 Before he could finish, Daniel had grabbed him around the middle and pulled him into the pond with him. The water was ice cold when he went in, so cold he felt the shock ricochet through his body. And then he felt Daniel’s arms around his middle, just barely releasing so they could find the surface safely, and the cold didn’t matter.
 He broke the surface, spluttering, and found Daniel grinning at him, trying to hold back his laughter. He launched himself in Daniel’s direction, catching him around the shoulders and shoving him into the water, yanking him back up only a moment later, hand tight around Daniel’s upper arm.
 “You don’t want to play that game with me,” Daniel said warningly, pushing his wet hair out of his eyes, grinning like a fool. “I’ve been almost drowning my cousins since I lived in Newark.”
 “I grew up in the ocean, LaRusso, a body of water intent on drowning you without any help,” Johnny retorted, still holding tight to Daniel’s arm. “I think I can handle you.”
 Daniel raised his eyebrows at him, and before Johnny could think of another witty retort, Daniel’s leg was snaking around his and yanking his feet out from under him, sending them both below the surface of the water.
 Beneath the surface, Johnny could see the stones on the bottom of the pond, recently scraped clean of algae, if the little green spots in the cracks of the rocks were any indication. Daniel, beside him, was untangling himself from Johnny’s legs, swimming toward the surface again. Deftly, without any struggle, Johnny waited until he broke the surface, gave him time to take a breath, and wrapped his legs around Daniel’s waist, pulling him back down below again.
 Daniel glared at him, his eyes almost black under the water, and pushed them both to the surface.
 “Okay, okay, time out, we’re actually going to drown each other,” Daniel said, one arm sliding around the small of Johnny’s back to hold him up in the water.
 It wasn’t until Daniel’s hand settled on his hip that Johnny realized he still had his legs hooked around Daniel’s waist. He just assumed Daniel would break free of the hold when he made his way to the surface.
 His surprise must have shown on his face because he could both hear and feel Daniel chuckle.
 “Thank you,” he said, and if Johnny hadn’t been so close, he probably wouldn’t have heard it. “For today.”
 Johnny didn’t know what to say. Brushing off Daniel’s thanks would feel like he was cheapening what they had accomplished today, which, based on their track record of working together, was unheard of. But he didn’t really feel like what he did required thanks when really all he wanted was to prove to Daniel he hadn’t trashed the dojo.
 And then he remembered one of the love languages that Miguel told him about.
 Acts of service.
 Perhaps this was the one that would work.
 He watched, as if in slow motion, Daniel’s gaze drop to his lips. There was still water running down his face, settling at the point of his chin, dripping in the silence, harmonizing with the chimes at the back door to the house. He could lean in – he moved to unhook his legs from around Daniel’s waist, but Daniel’s arm around him tightened and stilled his movement.
 “Tighten your legs,” Daniel said quietly, the same words Johnny said to him last week, and Johnny’s gaze snapped up to his eyes, deep, soulful brown in the shade, eyelashes still wet.
 He could lean in – he watched Daniel lick his lips and reached up to grab onto the side of the pond, steadying them both against the side. He leaned in, just a fraction –
 “Dad –”
 Immediately, Johnny released Daniel’s waist and moved away, far enough that he bumped against the platform floating in the pond.
 Daniel’s eyes were still on him, dark and unreadable. “Yes, Sam?”
 “Sensei Kreese is here.”
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John Torrington: Lord Have Mercy on the Frozen Man
(Previous posts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
What do James Taylor and heavy metal band Iron Maiden have in common? They both saw a picture of a dead guy and thought, “This would make a great song.”
When John Torrington got his close-up in newspapers and magazines across the globe, his well-preserved, tragic visage inspired a renewed interest in the Franklin Expedition in various forms of media. He started cropping up in literary works, and some artists tried to capture how he may have looked in life. Surprisingly, he even had an impact on music.
I’ll admit that impact has been rather small. Over the years, there have been plenty of songs inspired by the Franklin Expedition—from traditional tunes like “Lady Franklin’s Lament” to Stan Roger’s rousing “Northwest Passage”—but the Franklin ice mummies don’t get as much attention in this particular artistic medium. There are about three songs I know of that are about (or assumed to be about) the mummies, and it’s John Torrington who gets all the attention once again, what little attention there is.
Of course, there aren’t a lot of songs out there about mummies in general, so it’s not so surprising that music isn’t where Torrington made a big splash. While music can be about anything and everything, one of the most popular topics for songs is romance, and people just don’t think mummies are particularly romantic, (except for Hozier. Please, please, please, someone get Hozier to write a song about the Franklin ice mummies).
The first song I have for you, and the most famous of the three, is by another well-known JT—James Taylor. Yes, the James Taylor. The man who’s seen fire and seen rain also saw pictures of John Torrington and became inspired to write a song, “The Frozen Man,” which appeared on his 1991 album New Moon Shine. Taylor explained once at a concert that he’d seen pictures of a man’s frozen body, preserved in the Arctic for over a hundred years, in National Geographic. He didn’t say the name John Torrington, but he didn’t really need to; it’s obvious who he meant.
However, there is a slight problem with his explanation. Try as I might, I have never been able to track down an issue of National Geographic with an article featuring pictures of Torrington, Hartnell, or Braine. And yet there have been several people—not just James Taylor—who’ve said they saw pictures of the mummies in National Geographic. I even purchased a digital subscription to go through the archives, and while I did find a small blurb about the lead poisoning findings, I never found any full articles and definitely not any pictures. Maybe I just wasn’t looking at the right issue, but I’ve come to the tentative conclusion that this is an example of the Mandela Effect, because there have been multiple people claiming to have seen pictures of Torrington in National Geographic but I can’t find the issue everyone seems to be referring to. If anyone out there has the issue people are talking about, please let me know.
But back to the song now. You can peruse the lyrics of “The Frozen Man” here, or you can listen to it below:
https://youtu.be/0aoxmfge4AE
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The titular Frozen Man in this song is not Torrington himself but a Torrington-like fictional sailor who became frozen, and because it’s fiction, he’s brought back to life a hundred years after his death. Owen Beattie would sometimes have people ask him if there was a way that Torrington could have been revived. Torrington looks so close to life as it is, how hard could it be? But realistically there’s been too much internal decay of the cells for Torrington to ever be brought back to life, no matter how advanced our technology might become. But who doesn’t love the fantasy of bringing back someone from the past? It’s a popular trope—Captain America, Futurama, and even the ridiculous and regrettable Encino Man all use the same idea. There’s a great review of the song through a science fiction lens on Tor.com that explores this in detail. I myself have had quite a few ideas for stories that involve a reanimated Torrington—as a child, these were called nightmares, but as an adult I like to call them novels.
What I like about this song is how it explores the emotional toll that reviving Torrington—or other Frozen Men—would have on the poor man out of time. Everything he’s known—his family and friends—are all gone. He remembers dying—haunting memories he’ll always carry with him. Now he’s back, but at what cost? Just because you could bring someone back doesn’t mean you should. If we did have the technology to bring back Torrington, would it be right to do so? Or would it be a mercy to leave him as he is? In “The Frozen Man,” we see that it’s kinder to leave the dead be.
The next song on my list is of a very different style, and while it’s assumed to be about Torrington, I haven’t been able to definitively verify that. The song in question is “Stranger in a Strange Land” by Iron Maiden, from their album Somewhere in Time. It came out in 1986, the same year Hartnell and Braine were exhumed and autopsied, but since songs don’t usually get written, recorded, and released in a couple of months, this song is probably about Torrington, if it’s about any of the Beechey Boys. I say if because while it’s said by some that “Stranger in a Strange Land” was inspired by Torrington, the exact origin of the song is pretty vague. Adrian Smith, guitarist and singer for Iron Maiden, said that he had written the song after speaking with someone who had found a frozen body in the Arctic. But who did he talk to? Unfortunately, I can’t find much concrete information about the song’s inspiration. I suppose I could try asking Adrian Smith, but I’m not sure how to reach him, or if he’d respond to the weird woman asking about that one song about the dead guy from thirty-three years ago.
You can take a listen below, or read the lyrics here.
https://youtu.be/q7IdqkaGyU8
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Like “The Frozen Man,” this song deals with a Torrington-like fictional explorer who died in a “land of ice and snow,” and his body became preserved in the ice. Unlike “The Frozen Man,” however, this Stranger doesn’t become revived. Instead, his spirit is trapped in this icy land where his body has been frozen for a hundred years. This is more fantasy than sci-fi, verging into horror—he’s haunting the land where he died, trapped and yearning to be freed. The pictures of Torrington are remarkable but incredibly creepy, and he does look like a supernatural being that could be haunting the Arctic (after all, I had no problem thinking he haunted my closet when I was growing up). Torrington looks frozen in time (perfect name for a book about him), so it’s not such a stretch of the imagination to think he’s been frozen in more ways than one, body and soul. In this song, his body is found, but it’s not clear if that frees him from his icy prison or not. The song ends repeating the chorus, focusing on the loneliness of the desolate land and dying so far from home.
The third and final song I have for you today is not as well-known as the previous two. And there’s no question about who the subject is—the song is called “John Torrington.” This song is by Canadian musician Matthew Mutch, from his album Steeltown Pilgrim. I stumbled across this song earlier this year when looking for John Torrington videos on YouTube. Mutch is not a big name like Taylor, and it’s hard to find much information about him, but he wrote a brief explanation for his purpose behind his song on his website, (where you can also find the lyrics):
“My interest in the history of arctic exploration and the search for the northwest passage brought me to write this—my homage to not only John Franklin and his crew, but to all the many brave 19th century travelers and adventurers who risked their lives to unlock the mysteries of the frozen north.”
The song starts off with a spoken-word introduction about the Franklin Expedition to explain to anyone unfamiliar with the topic the background behind the song. You can listen to the song here:
https://youtu.be/Gcc41yHDcYA
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This song features a spectral Torrington haunting Sir John Franklin. It’s not a scary type of haunting per se, but he appears as an ominous warning to Franklin about the sad fate awaiting him and the rest of the crew. Torrington as a harbinger of doom is a trope that I’ve seen a lot in Franklin-related literature, something I will go into more in depth in another post. The song, while named after Torrington, is less about him and more about the death of the entire expedition, with him serving as a canary in a coalmine.
These three songs are all different, but they all focus on Torrington (or a Torrington stand-in) in death and in some form of afterlife, whether it’s a spirit haunting the land or his shipmates or if it’s a second chance on life through some technological marvel. Because there’s not much known about his life, most people focus on his death, as that and his mummified image are what have made him notable in the saga of the Franklin Expedition. Perhaps because we know so much more about his death, it can be hard to imagine him in life.
But there are some who have tried.
Next: Torrington as depicted in art—from attempts at reconstructing what he looked like, to Torrington in a graphic novel and more.
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The BH 90210 Rewrite. Bonus #2: The E! True HollyWood Story
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Chapter Summary: E! News has made a documentary on you, following Shannen's. Although it may seem like the full story, remember-- media is still media and there's still things that need to be uncovered. Italics are the narration.
Warnings: mentions of drugs, addiction, sex, adultery, divorce, rumors, tabloids.
Word count: 2,500
A/N: Like the other bonus chapter, this isn't necessary for the rewrite itself, but will supply background knowledge for the reboot! Hope you guys enjoy :)
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July 19th, 2008. E! True Hollywood Stories.
America's sweetheart. The girl who played with fire. An old interview of yours pops up on screen, from when you were promoting season 4 on 90210.
"Shannen's a lot more... headstrong than I am, for sure. She gets me in trouble from time to time," you laugh. Y/N Perry. She blew audiences away with her portrayal of Y/N Y/L/N on Beverly Hills, 90210. But she wasn't always the wholesome 90's starlet.
Jason Priestley, "Y/N was one of my best friends. I've never met anyone with a bigger heart." Her romantic and musical exploits made her a tabloid heavyweight. But her friendship with notorious bad girl Shannen Doherty was what made her a target. This is the story of Y/N Perry. The E! True Hollywood Story.
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Y/N wasn't always the romantic we knew her to be, but that charming sparkle in her eye quickly became a trademark for her.
June 20th, 1972, Y/N was welcomed to James and Carol Clark's upper-class home.
A man, Kevin McLaren comes on screen with the title "Entertainment Journalist." He speaks, "Y/N was born into a catholic family in Columbus, Ohio, and they had her working in commercials by the time she was eight." Her family then located to Encino, California. From there she joined a Children's drama group where a talent agent immediately took notice. Not long after, she was introduced to TV star, Tom Selleck.
Mary Murphy, senior editor of TV guide, "Selleck sort of... discovered her. Her teacher at the theater group introduced them and he seemed to see something in her. He was her mentor, she really looked up to him. He even got her her first major acting job." She had a 3 year stint on Magnum P.I. as Carol Baldwin's spunky and outspoken niece. She later won the role of Diane Court in the 1989 classic Say Anything, opposite John Cusack which was what began her lift to stardom. The buzz from the romantic comedy hit veteran TV producer Aaron Spelling, who was currently auditioning actors for a new series.
Aaron Spelling, 1993, "We went through hell with casting. It took weeks to pick everyone out. Then, Tori came to me one night talking to me about the lead girl in Say Anything, Y/N Clark. She was telling me "She's perfect, you have to hire her." and I told her uh, we'll see." That show was Beverly Hills, 90210. And in February of 1990, Y/N landed the part of Y/N Y/L/N. But she had originally gone for a different part.
You, an Arsenio interview in 1995, "I was called in to read for Brenda at the beginning, Y/N Y/L/N didn't exist. I didn't get the part obviously, and I was totally crushed. But then a few weeka later my agent called me to let me know that they had written a new character, and they wanted me to play the part. This was after they had filmed the two part pilot, which was why I'm in the second episode." The cast included several unknown actors, including Spelling's daughter Tori, Jennie Garth, Ian Ziering, Luke Perry, Jason Priestley, and established actress and Y/N's soon-to-be best friend, Shannen Doherty. The cast bonded immediately. And while Y/N would continue to become closer with the entire cast, she was instant best friends with Doherty, both of them bonding over their similar family lives and careers.
On October 4th, 1990, Beverly Hills 90210 premiered on the fledgling Fox network. The series clicked immediately with teen audiences, and so did the hot young cast. 17 year old Y/N Clark was center stage. She was a magnet for paparazzi, but she didn't understand how wanted she truly was until leaving a night club with Tori Spelling and Shannen Doherty one night, when they were immediately surrounded. The night was heavily publicized-- magazine covers and gossip columns.
You, 1992 at the red carpet with Tori and Shannen for the MTV Video Music Awards, "Just don't believe everything you read, tabloids are nasty and they only want to twist the truth and bring out the worst in people. They'll dig anywhere they can to get something that shows in the worst light possible." 90210 was becoming the most famous zip code in the country. You, 1992, sitting down for a casual interview on Howard Stern, "I don't think anyone expected the show to take off like it did. No one is quite used to it yet, at least I'm definitely not. On one hand, the attention is flattering and I'm grateful for all the love, but on the other... it's definitely a little scary." 90210 originally centered around the Walsh Family as they tackled their new surroundings. But as the show carried on, it turned into an ensemble show.
Mary Murphy, "They all had different opinions about the switch. Shannen was definitely happier when every episode was going to be about Brandon, Brenda, and Y/N. She didn't like the shift in attention at all, and she wasn't afraid to speak her mind. Y/N, though, wanted to keep to herself and was willing to go where the show took her, wherever that was." During the very beginning of the first season, Clark would become infatuated with castmate Luke Perry, but he immediately rejected her, due to her being barely 18 at the time. Things heated up later for her though, when she and Jason Priestley began dating near the end of filming the first season.
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Tori Spelling, for the documentary, "Y/N and Jason were so crazy about each other. It was so sweet. If you ever look at behind the scenes stuff from the show, they're all over each other. I think their chemistry really translates on screen, and that's what made Y/N and Brandon so great."
You, the Today Show, "Our relationship was so wholesome. I was so in love with him. I had been eighteen for a while and he'd just turned 20 or 21, we were total babies back then!"
Jason, "I remember the night we got together. She'd been flirting with uh, Brian-- Brian Austin Green the entire night, it was a cast Christmas party and I was grumpy, unbelievably grumpy. And I couldn't figure out why. Ian Ziering had to pretty much spell it out for me because everyone else knew why and they were pretty fed up. I was head over heels for her from the start."
They would continue to date for almost five years. But romancing Priestley and befriending Doherty would prove to be an unlucky combination for her.
Joe E. Tata, 2001, "When the tabloids got ahold of her and Jason, they had a field day. They followed them on dates, to clubs. Everywhere." Shannen and Y/N continued to fuel the fire with non-stop partying and clubbing.
Kevin McLaren, entertainment journalist, "After working non-stop since she was a child and being 21 and newly exposed to things like drugs, alcohol, sexual freedom, she certainly fell prey to it all." 1993 was just on the horizon. But little did she know it would become her most dramatic year yet.
Charles Rosin, producer of 90210, "We do know, during 90210, when there was a lot of coverage on the tabloids that we had people in our own crew spreading stories and feeding them information."
Jason Priestley, 2001, "It was horrible. We felt so violated. I remember Y/N/N being absolutely destroyed. And that made me feel awful, because there was nothing I could do, nothing she could do. We had to sit there and take it all."
Clark would continue to be slammed with press, her partying habits only elevating as the tabloids became more and more vicious. Rumors of her being pregnant with other castmates babies, cheating on Jason Priestley, sex tapes, and an oxycodone addiction.
You, filming an MTV interview, 1998, "Media loves to make you and break you. They build you up, and they tear you down twice as hard. It's... ridiculous. But it comes with the job description, I guess. For a while I just felt like I couldn't do anything right." Her frequent club nights came to a crashing halt, as Jason Priestley became fed up with it, and managers and agents became worried of her further tarnishing of her good girl image.
Jennie Garth, "Her and Jason were a real fireball together. Jason adored her, so when he saw her start to spin out of control he gave her an ultimatum. Either she settles down and stays away from the party scene, or he leaves. She was crazy in love with him, so she had no other choice." But her image and her drama didn't stop her from bonding closely with yet another co-worker. Luke Perry. Despite being rejected early on, Y/N maintained a friendly close relationship with Luke and as those two became closer, so did their characters.
Heidi Parker, Playboy, "Y/N, Jason, and Luke were very close. Although Y/N got along with everyone, those boys loved her, and she loved them. It was a really strong, intimate friendship. Despite Jason and Y/N being in love, that didn't stop people from insisting Luke and Y/N were seeing each other. I mean, when you saw them on screen, it was completely electric and everyone caught wind of that. It spawned some awful rumors. This girl hadn't done a thing to anyone, but her mere association with Doherty was what dragged her in to begin with. Y/N was known for being a total sweetheart on set, yet she was still getting pummeled. It got out of control. Everyone who knew her loved her and everyone who read about her hated her."
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At the end of 1996, Jason and Y/N parted ways. After almost 5 years of dating, Y/N moved out of their shared condo and into a Beverly Hills apartment with Tori Spelling.
Jill Ishkanian, US Weekly, "Everyone was surprised when they split. They had talked marriage, they had talked kids. But she left him after they had gotten in a fight about Shannen. Jason did not want Shannen around as often as she was and Y/N wasn't willing to let Shannen go that easily. She was Shannen's main support system, especially with all of her relationship struggles. Two failed marriages, a handful of abusive relationships. Y/N was the only stable thing she had. So, she dumped him, packed her things and left." Y/N went on a few dates with Ian Ziering a few months after, but they quickly decided they were better as friends and they kept it professional from there on out.
You, late night with David Letterman, 2000, "Oh, everyone hooked up with everyone. I definitely wasn't one to stray from that. We were so young, everyone was so attractive on that show, I mean it was kind of inevitable."
Clark and Spelling would live together for two years, with Spelling being a shoulder to lean on during the fallout.
You, 1996, "Look, it's not a pretty scene for anyone and I really just need... privacy right now. It would be great if people could stop asking me about it." As the couple fought in real life, so did their characters.
Jennie Garth, "When Jason and Y/N broke up it was chaos. There was a good period where they didn't even want to be near each other, let alone make out all day at work, y'know? They weren't exactly fighting, but they wanted nothing to do with the other, they were miserable. Luke had been gone at that point and the producers were freaking out because they had planned out this whole thing with Brandon and Y/N and they had to scrap it, because with them butting heads it just wouldn't work. So they switched gears and had their characters fight too. I think it was just cathartic enough to get them close again." They repaired their damaged relationship slowly but surely, just in time for things to heat up with Clark and ANOTHER 90210 alumni.
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In the winter of 1997, Y/N and Luke Perry embarked down a romantic path, sharing their first kiss at Tori Spelling's casual New Years Eve party with their friends and families.
Tori Spelling, "When they started dating it was like everything fell into place. It dawned on everyone how perfect they were for each other, I know Jason wasn't thrilled about it, but we were all genuinely happy for them."
Jennie Garth comes onto the screen. "Luke and Y/N/N have always made sense to me. They're both very humble, well rounded people. And they always had this really flirty element to them from the start, I'm surprised it took that long," she laughs. A year and a half later, they tied the knot with a small private ceremony at their shared home in Beverly Hills, California. Costing only $20,000, it was the cheapest wedding of all of the 90210 clan's. And in June of 1999 they welcomed their first child, a baby girl, Sophie. Selling their 3 million dollar home, they moved into a 6 million dollar house outside of Hollywood, accidentally moving in next to none other than Jason Priestley.
Thankfully that caused no serious drama between the two families. But the finale of Beverly Hills, 90210 caused a stir that no one could have expected. Priestley made a surprise guest appearance that reportedly caused more drama off screen than on.
Jennie Garth, MTV, 2000, "It's so ridiculous. Everything was just weirdly timed. Jason being on the show had nothing to do with his divorce and it has nothing to do with Y/N's pregnancy, either. People love to make stuff up and cause drama that wasn't there to begin with and it's probably so exhausting for her."
Shortly after appearing on 90210, Priestley filed for divorce, ending his 8 month long marriage. Around the same time, the Perrys announced their second pregnancy. Tabloids began to say that Y/N had caused the divorce and that she was secretly pregnant with Priestley's baby.
Tori Spelling, "Those were so awful and so fake. Her son is a carbon copy of Luke, I'd be floored if Jason was the father..." "I think that part of Jason will always be in love with her... and that shined through in the finale a little bit and that's what people are picking up on. But her and Luke are soulmates. She has a good head on her shoulders, a lot of integrity."
Shannen Doherty, the Rosie O'Donnel Show, 1997, "Y/N's my best friend in the entire world, we went to Ireland together last summer and everything. Yeah, her and I have always been close."
Jennie Garth, "She's incredibly intelligent, super funny. Easily one of the strongest women I know."
Join us tomorrow when we air Tori Spelling: The E! True Hollywood Story. Only on E!
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Fourth Friday YJ appreciation
1-3 ; 4-6 ; 7-9 ; 10-13 ; 14-16 ; 17 ; 18 ; 19 ; 20 ; 21 ; 22 ; 23 ; 24-26
—————————— Exceptional Human Beings
- Is this... Batman works with Oracle. It’s the same tech than Nightwing! 
- Yes! These is Katana and Metamorpho! I already love Metamorpho facial expressions! The scene from the trailer! Santa Prisca, Bane’s island! They’re so efficient! (Yeah, I have in mind the first time of the Team on the Island...) 
- Is it thanks to Jade’s intel? So they will save Tara? :D
- Victor Stone? So this is Dr Silas Stone! I saw the movie, I know Dr Stone wont have time to go... Oh! The Reach tech is back!
- And it’s Steel or John Irons. (Why every person choosing a English name comes with John?)
- Did... did Metamorpho just turn himself into a fart? Seriously? Katana in the background and the indignated face of Metamorpho xD
- Sex implied, definitely mature content... Is it really the time to talk about Dick? You know what I mean... Wait, was that a joke? Like a subtext joke? 
- Training Time! Forager’s sounds are so funny! 
- Violet fell because she was blushing and Brion uses his powers because he was blushing. They’re cute! :3 
- Nightwing definitely knows Batman is on Santa Prisca already and knows Brion will likely get himself killed with his actual combat skills...
- Deathstroke in the place. Oh she’s Cassandra, Savage’s daughter (yeah a lot of Cassandra this season!) 
- She knows Tara! Now she’s is used by Granny Goodness... And Cassandra seems to... like her? She is a different character than Scandal (who is lesbian) right? Because I don’t want our first rep to be a pedophilic rapist, thank you very much... We already had Slade for that in Judas Contract... 
- “I have observed that.” Definitely thinking about her sister Olympia :(
-  Victor’s team! “I would ask Wonder Woman out!” “Me Black Canary” *Vctor rolls his eyes* Are we wasting screentime for straight idiots? (and I mean it in both ways) Just a question: do you think Victor could be gay with his reactions to the “straights comments”?
- “Cisco, a superhero?!” Well, Francisco Ramon will be a superhero one day (but I don’t know his powers yet.) Don’t worry my dear, a lot of people love Zatanna! He’s a Spanish speaker, from where? 
- Victor don’t appreciate the bullying but not interfere :( But he’s so above their shit! 
- Boo-yah is back! I can’t believe they also gave this easter egg! 
- Batman or how burn someone with only words! xD
- “I always hated that name too!” Why don’t you change for you mother name, Arty? :( 
- Violet Harper, I love how the writers connect the dots between the comics and what happens on the show! 
- JADE! I love how she’s smiling, like she considerates it. We know she would love that. Why could hold her back? How could she think they don’t need her? Because of her father? Football... er I mean soccer is just a lame excuse! She’s crying! She definitely loves them! :’(
- Katana VS Lady Shiva! OMG Katana also uses a wakizashi (a short saber) with her katana like a samouraï :o 
- “Bulletproof. That’s annoying” We already know that line but still funny xD So Metamorpho isn’t fireproof? That’s his true form! 
- Oracle time! 
- “No, no my guns!” Seriously Bane? Metamorpho just blows them a kiss xD
- Booyah! Someone is still using the goggles... Poor Vic :( “I see great things in your future” while showing a FatherBox. I don’t like it... I know the story but still don’t like it...
- Brucely! (Or Bruce Lee?) Such a good boy!
By the way, Katana never talks. She took a vow of silence after her sensei dies.
—————————— Another Freak 
- First, I don’t like the title. I dislike even more the wiring from the Reach tech... 
- There’s a bad father/son relationship (I mean with fights) each season, isn’t there? “Scene/seen. Now you’re boying me?” I love the dialogue! I know I could hate the wiring... The “dad” at the end broke my heart :’(
- “But Brion Markov’s attitude will soon change! :D” Forager knows what’s going on between those two. Forager is a Haloforce shipper! Human Forager is so cute!! “Be careful on the boys! They only have one thing on their mind!” “What one thing?” *embarassed Brion* “If we arrive with the councelor and the principal, all the other kids will love us!” My poor summer child... “No flying at school!” xD
- After gory Halo, here’s gory Victor :( And here comes the Fatherbox so bad news?
- “I’m so happy to be here it makes me sick” Violet is still dealing with human emotions. Stay whelmed! Or could it be the Fatherbox? 
- Is that Terra with blue hair?? And... freckles? (she has the same character design that in the animated movie) Oh she’s Harper Row. My bad. The whole conversation was hilarious and cute!
- Victor’s still alive!
- Of course, access denied. Nightwing knows he would do it. He did it as Robin first! And of course Nightwing appears! And now they’re fighting...but with it Brion could speak his heart out.
- “How they could know us if they don’t interact with us?” I know Forager. Most human are most judgmental at first sight... 
- “Are Violet and Fred freaks?” Oh no sweetie don’t think that :( “But Fred must look like a freak...” He refers to his human form. It’s logical. Would you feel like yourself in an alien form? “Freak is cool.” Exactly! “Two hands only” xD
- Victor is freaking out. Naturally. So... he goes... violet when the fatherbox takes control? Like he calls to be heal.  So the violet color has a reverse meaning for a fatherbow than for a motherbox, logical as they are the two faces of the same coin.
- Harper is so sweet! 
- Whoa new aura: indigo (between blue and violet). So we still don’t know what blue aura does (and black aura, but I’m not sure it exists). What does it do? She opened a Boom tube? 
- “I’m not an abomination. I’m a freak.” That’s the spirit. That’s my girl! 
- Pleasedon’tmurderhalo! pleasedon’tmurderhalo! Yes! She’s okay! 
- She’s healing him! Poor Vic, he’s so confused. “My work here is done.” Violet is so cute! 
- Silas trying to find a common thing with Vic is sweet but yeah.. Vic would feel like a rat lab, ask Ed. “Can I go with you?” His voice was so heartbreaking :( Victor prefers to leave to not hurt his father again :( Yeah he’s angry, it’s understanding. At least, he’s alive right? 
- Kind of ironic they boomed tube in a football field...
- Brion is finally moving forward! :D 
- Lobo’s finger begins to morph. Slobo on the way!
—————————— Nightmare Monkeys
- Tork from Mars, seriously? xD M’Comm should be so pissed... 
Was that the Wilhelm scream? 
- “I have practice” My heart :( 
- it’s Paul who played Conner in Hello Megan! What time had done to you? Gar’s look when they talked about Marie :( Paul is his godfather! And Rita his godmother. Steven is his stepfather? That means he was with Rita, right? He’s Mento? “Thanks God.” I think they both don’t like the situation but still try to play their part... 
- I don’t know if this seashell alien is real or just a costume...
- We were right! Halo IS a Motherbox! What happen to the script? Now we can predict things :( She’s... the reincarnation of the dead Motherbox Doctor X and Psimon studied. So Queen Bee works with Vertigo, since Psimon works for Quee Bee. So Gabrielle Daou consciousness died, murdered by Bedlam’s minions and the Motherbox soul regenerates/resurected in her body because she needed a vessel. But Violet still has some of Gabrielle’s memories via the brain, but maybe not her thoughts or emotions?
- I love the Emerald Crown teasing! Was Gar talking about his mother(s) when he said queen? That needle doesn’t seem good...
- “And now he tells you to be patient...” xD 
Sphere, stay whelmed! And... the Fatherbow is awake again... And... Conner is shirtless again... Halo has clearly no idea what she’s doing. So cute she calms Sphere down :)
- So that doesn”t sound good... Encino, what/where that could be? 
- “He’s dead, Tom.” What that the voice of... WALLY??? And all the dead heroes in the grotto... I mean Watchtower garden.
- Great! Supermartian know how to communicate now :) “Alone time” Weren’t you have a “intimate” time in a bathroom two episodes ago? “Date night/Secret base” Yeah Wolf me too. They got the communication, not the understanding...
- “The Reach... I mean the Klamulons” seriously? 
- Tula, Ted Kord, Jason, was that the chronological order? I thought Ted was the last one. That’s why in season Tim went to Jason’s hologramme. Ted Kord died during the Summer break and they were in February. So Tim was a really young Robin! 
- Wally speaks to casually about their death. “Who’s next? Guess it’s me.” Does that mean he’s not dead yet? But could soon be? Wally’s death scene reminds me how good the previous style was... RIP too! “Cancel the show already?” I heard the 4th wall break down.
- DOOM PATROL GO! WHAT’S THE HECK?The 4th wall is collapsing in a firy explosion. 
- Garfield also collapsed. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 
Rita Aka Elasticgirl with Starfire’s voice. Chief with Robin’s voice. Robotman with Cyborg’s voice (more like Cyborg’s father xD), Negative Woman with Raven’s voice. 
- Steve Dayton is indeed Rita’s husband; So Rita adopted Garfield when Marie died? She did! 
- “Sorry your mom(s?) died!” The song. “Just say goodbye to your second mom!” Rita and Marie were together? Was Rita bi/pan? “Let’s die!” 
- Of course M’gann save the day, back with her season 1 appearance. The whole Mento’s speech is how Gar sees the situation right? Not the truth right? “I was 14.” Wait, all of this (except Marie’s death) only happen last year? 
- M’gann is there to save her brother!
“Sure you’re even born yet?” This joke could also work with Bart. Man, if Bart was in that episode... 
- “Queen Bee wants her honey back!” That was a lesbian joke right? The first rep of this season would be Queen Bee? Being Bi? (Why in English bi is pronounced like by and not bee? Do you see the missed joke here?) 
- “Let’s watch the episode you were in.” Season 2. The pieces of the 4th wall break again. 
- “Shut it down.” “I can’t hear a heartbeat.” He meant the channel, not the heart, Wally. Wait, was it a death wish because Gar can’t handle with all the mourning happening in a few minutes? 
- Reminder: Beast Boy’s metagene was activated by Martian transfusion and a bite from a green monkey. 
- Mass conservation? Is it a clue for Wally’s return? Like his mass was conserved somewhere when he was desintegrated? A place where he can save Garfield from the Goggles? How can Gar remember Wally’s death if he wasn’t even there?! But he appears as the green monkey to show a parallel? Between the monkey and blood transfusion saving him and Wally saving him now? 
- Come back as a hero my boy! 
- “Are you real or is this all in my head?” Ask Dumbledore, kid.
- M’gann is in the place! White but with a green aura. 
- Yes, I think it was a distraction to cope with all the trauma. 
- “Ready to get back to reality. Ready to get back to the life.” hero life? It was both litteral and metaphorical. 
- Perdita who don’t understand the Team’s slang :) Gar, did you teach anything to her? 
- Garfield finally understand that Gretchen is a bad guy. But it feels off as we already know it. The Evolution episode should have happen after this I think? 
- Emerald Crown is so cute! Their kiss was ok, but why M’gann are you doing the same in front of your brother?
- Haloforce kiss! After we finally understand who Violet is! But I would like to see the moment which brings to the kiss :(
- Sphere!
- Of course Wally won’t come back until part b or even the end of the season, will he?
—————————— True Heroes
- It’s Halloween! Halo and Forager are adorable as usual. 
- Poor Vic :( Halloween cancel and Violet can’t come :( Forager drives bioship xD (Such a weird sentence...) 
- Tara is 15, same age than Bart and Gar.
- Dr Jace had a little girl. who was taken from her. Was she meta? It’s thay why she started to work with Bedlam? To have intel to find her? Or did Bedlam blackmail her to make her work for him? That’s why she’s is so overprotecting with the kids? 
- “You’re be my little girl for tonight.” That sounds creepy, right? 
- “I know I said pretend I’m not here but I’m.” Yeah, Dr Jace, maybe not the best way to explain where the teenager hormones lead to... 
- “Vulnerable” weaks the Fatherbox up. Great. And it’s because she is vulnerable, Dr Jace tries to be closer?
- Cameron (Icycle Jr) and the Terror Twins grew up so much... And not in a good way. I miss the Twins’ design in season 1. They get uglier each season, bad guy cliche. But Tommy could be the Bad Blue Beetle from Bart’s future, they have quite the same morphology and Queen Bee sold Chimmer to the Reach, why not him too? 
- Holocaust?
- Wolf attacking the Fatherrbox. 
Dr Jace just took a violet ray and if they’re like Halo’s yellow one she should be badly injured... Not just inconscious. 
- Emotions turn off Halo’s powers? They just activated them! 
- Earth VS FIre. Terra lost :( 
- Stay Whelmed, Brion! 
- Psimon out! Wait, did just Devastation called him baby? 
- Tara is free!
- And Holocaust is with a Queen Bee’s minions. 
- Family reunion!
- YJ is now a scary movie. Maybe it’s just panic which shut down Halo’s powers? Fight Vic! “The problem is I had too much.” So it was panic. Now save him!
- Yeah, go save the other kids! 
- The conversation between Junior and SB is so chill (no pun intended) and funny. “She was my girl.” “But I was into her.” Dudes, it’s not a competition or a race, just let the girl decide maybe? 
- “Maybe that means there’s hope for me too!” Redeem arc foreshadowing? 
- “Ow.” Junior plays dead. 
- Can we appreciate SB’s combat style? 
- Princess speech! 
- The Black girl speaks French? Who they could be? Anita?
- League and Team squads were successful” I wish we could have seen them :( 
- Dr Jace activated Tara’s metagene on the blackmailing to kill her :o 
- Princess speech! :D 
- Violet cry of joy is so cute! :) 
- “M’gann’s gonna kill me.” xD 
- Wait, why is Dr Jace taking Violet’s, hair? 
- “They’re ready for the Team!” We’re gonna go our children back! But maybe give Tara some rest?
- “I’m in.” So we go for the Judas Contract storyline? Or that is a mislead?
- Wolf in the Bioship!
5 months to wait now :( 
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⋮ ❄ ї𝐜𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐨: THIS WEEKS HOT GOSSIP
DUBAI DENIES THAT R.KELLY HAS A SHOW OUT THERE AND THAT HE WASN’T INVITED TO MEET THE ROYAL FAMILY.
Seems like #RKelly wasn’t invited to perform or meet the royal family after all.  According to The Associated Press, Dubai’s government said that singer R. Kelly has no planned concert and has not been invited by the Dubai royal family.  In a statement, it said, “Authorities in Dubai have not received any request for a performance by singer R. Kelly nor are there any venues that have been booked.” It also added that R. Kelly “has not been invited by the Dubai royal family for a performance.” R.Kelly’s lawyer responded back to The Associated Press saying, “Mr. Kelly had a signed contract with a legitimate promoter, and any information that was included in the motion to travel was from that contract. We did not say he was invited by The royal family, but the contract did provide that he would make himself available to meet with them.”
LUPE FIASCO EXPOSES ATLANTIC RECORDS FOR TRYING TO MAKE HIM USE GHOST WRITERS. 
Rapper Lupe Fiasco has slammed his record label, Atlantic Records for attempting to strip artists of their creative identity and control. Lupe alleges that the label wanted him to use ghostwriters and wanted him as far removed from the creative process as possible. “They hit this wall where it’s like, ‘We don’t want what you really bringin,’ and Atlantic’s so filthy with the sh*t- it’s that they would turn around and have a team of writers, a team of producers waiting for you. So once you go through the meeting, they strip away all your esteem. They strip away all your confidence and your own work. They send you right to the studio with the hot producer of the time, with the creative team and the writers – and they got whole songs waiting on you. And for some n*ggas they even got they raps waiting on you. You won’t believe the phone calls I got in the middle of the night from n*ggas talkin’ ’bout, ‘Man, won’t you come into the studio, but let me write all your sh*t'," he said speaking to the camera. He then continued: “I mean, I wouldn’t wanna give that to you, like as a critic or whatever. I wouldn’t wanna be like, ‘Oh, I got this dope ass song, it’s gon’ be huge, it’s gon’ be all over the radio. I’m finna sell a bunch of records, the video finna be crazy – but I ain’t have sh*t to do with it.’ That’s a decision where you think about, ‘Man, do I really wanna be a part of something I really ain’t a part of just to appease- you know?’ And I’m not really finna get paid off of it, because I ain’t got nothing to do with it. I’m not finna get no real publishing off of it. I’m not finna have any equity in the song. But if I do it, I’ma be able to go on tour as long as the song is hot. And maybe I can open up for this person, or jump on this dude’s tour…”
MALLY MALL ARRESTED AFTER HOME RAID FOR EXOTIC FOR ANIMALS.  
Check this out! This Love & Hip Hop star and producer was under investigation for trafficking of exotic animals. The investigation led to a raid at Mally Mall’s home in Encino, California which he ended up getting arrested. According to #TMZ, officers served a search warrant Wednesday morning in connection with exotic animals trafficking investigation. Mally Mall is apparently known for having exotic animals. He shows off his wild cat named Cleo, and his monkey named Bubbs on his Instagram account. This ended up catching the eye of law enforcement. Mally Mall's cotton-top Tamarin monkey and sevral cat were seized during the raid. It is illegal to have a monkey as a pet in California without a permit, according to a spokesman for the department of fish and wildlife.
HOLLYWOOD UNLOCKED'S JASON LEE GETS SLAMMED FOR POSTING SINCE-DELETED PHOTO OF BEYONCE AND JAY-Z'S TWINS, BLUE IVY.
Hollywood Unlocked's Jason Lee got slammed over social media Wednesday for allegedly "leaking" a photo of Beyoncé and Jay Z's daughter and twin boys."Jason Lee leaked these pictures of Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s children," one Twitter user wrote. "Who leaks pictures of kids?" "This is the same man that said Ariana Grande made Pete Davidson kill himself," the Twitter user added, presumably mistaking Davidson for Grande's ex Mac Miller, who died by suicide in September 2018. "He is sick in the head." "Oh, Bey is about to sue his a**," another Twitter user added. "We know Bey is not to be messed with when it comes to her privacy!!!" While most social media users acknowledged the children's physical similarities to their parents, others questioned who was at fault for the photo's likely unauthorized release. The picture, which was credited by Hollywood Unlocked to another Instagram account known as Freeish Media, clearly looked like a photograph taken of a framed picture hanging on a wall. With the glare of what looks like a ceiling light, commenters quickly pointed out that "someone is getting sued." "Whoever took this picture is in for some trouble if the ok didn’t come from Hov and Bey," one commenter wrote on the Hollywood Unlocked Instagram post. Since the backlash of the photo's publication, the photo has been deleted off of Hollywood Unlocked's Instagram page. Both Beyoncé and Jay Z have been highly protective of the privacy of their three children. While eldest child Blue Ivy has made multiple public appearances with her parents, pictures of her are rarely shared on social media. The last picture the Lemonade singer posted of her daughter was in January, comparing a picture of seven-year-old Blue Ivy to herself, saying: "Someone made this comparison of me at age 7 and Blue at age 7. My baby is growing up." Beyoncé first debuted her twin boys Sir Carter and Rumi in July 2017 with a picture similar to her pregnancy announcement. Since then, the public has only seen the youngest Carters only a handful of times.
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Because of You
A/N: I Own Nothing!
A Careless Man’s Careful Daughter Universe
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Becca hated having lunchroom duty. One hundred fourteen to eighteen-year-olds all talking about different things at once sent her senses into overdrive and set her nerves on edge. The only nice thing was that she had a free period after to relax in silence. She entered the cafeteria to a teacher's worst nightmare.  Two boys were squared off with each other with three other’s circling them. Kyler and his buddies were up to their usual tricks.
She quickly scanned the room, finding Lea Anne on the far side of the room from the boys. Breathing a sigh of relief, she started towards the boys to try to deescalate the situation when Kyler shoved the smaller boy into a table smirking about ''lame ass" karate.
She stopped. Even teachers weren't supposed to get involved once physical violence started.
She sent a student for security and Sylvia. She expected Kyler to rough the kid up to show off. What she didn't expect was for the boy to get back to his feet saying, "Its not lame-ass karate. It's Cobra Kai."
He blocked Kyler's next punch, pinned his arm and delivered a jab punch to Kyler's nose.
At first, it looked like the boy was going to be hurt before help got there and she was trying to decide how best to intervene as just shouting "stop," wasn't working.
Then the boy found his feet and managed to throw off Kyler's choke hold, using his hold on Kyler's arm to pull him into a kick.
Becca was stunned. He slithered. It was Cobra Kai. But how? She knew her Dad was not in the area and Uncle Terry, well, he wasn't starting any dojo's. She couldn't have stopped the fight anyway as the new kid had knocked down Kyler's whole group in less than three minutes before security could even get there.
She took the boys getting up from the floor to the nurse while Sylvia took the other boy to her office.  As she had the next period free she was tasked with sitting with the new boy, who she learned was named Miguel Diaz, while he waited for his grandmother.
“You know, karate was a really big deal in West Valley when I went to school here," she said.  "But I didn't think anyone was teaching locally anymore. Where did you learn?"
''Oh, my neighbor, Sensei Lawrence, teaches me," he replied softly.
"Sensei Lawrence? You mean, Johnny Lawrence?"
"Yes, ma’am, do you know him?" Miguel asked.
"I was in school at the same time he was," she answered, neutrally.
"He's great, isn't he?" he asked excitedly.
Becca wasn't sure she would describe him that way but Miguel didn't wait for her to answer.
"Those guys have been hassling me since summer. They tried to beat me up outside our Mini-Mart. Sensei Lawrence stopped them, but then they did beat me up another time. I guess he decided it would be easier to teach me to defend myself than to keep saving my behind all the time," Miguel said.
She didn't ask why he hadn't reported the bullying. Reseda kids never came out on top when dealing with Encino kids. But this left her with a dilemma.  When Uncle Terry had died the year before, she'd made sure that everything to do with Cobra Kai was in her inheritance for a reason.  The twins didn't remember the poison that damn snake spread like she did. She had never wanted to see it started back up.
But Johnny was just teaching this kid in self-defense. She learned Cobra Kai karate in self-defense and she never  became a giant asshole. Not that she knew of anyway. Bobby hadn't become an asshole, the tournament aside. Tommy was a decent guy. Jimmy had seemed to be doing well at their class reunion. If he hadn't changed in thirty years, she doubted that three more made a huge difference.  She hadn't seen Dutch in decades and the last time Bobby had seen Johnny, Angela had been a baby.  So she couldn’t speak for them.
Johnny was trying to help the kid. That had to mean something, right?
She knew what Bobby would say.  Just hearing the name would have him insisting that they go down and shut Johnny down right away. But even if she did own the Cobra Kai brand, she didn't own the knowledge in Johnny's head. Who was she to say he couldn't share it with Miguel? It wasn't like he'd started the dojo back up.
She’d wrestled with her decision for hours, especially that she couldn't tell Bobby just yet, but for now, she wasn't going to say anything to Johnny. Teaching one kid wasn't worth her starting a fight, was it?  Especially if said fight would pit Bobby against Johnny.
A month later, she couldn't ignore the talk anymore. Everyone had been talking about Miguel's fight and Cobra Kai Karate. Half the school was claiming to be taking lessons or were going to. There was even a website for it, for goodness' sake.
She had to do something She knew she did.  She decided to go talk to Johnny alone at first.Maybe he'd quit and just hate her and leave Bobby out of it. It took her another week to get up the courage to go.
She checked the website to make sure he would not have a class going on when she arrived. Miguel and Eli Moskowitz were there but if she waited, she knew she might not have the nerve to do that again.
The bells jingled as she opened the door and stepped inside. On the wall of the entrance was the large Cobra Kai emblem. As poisonous as it was to her past, she couldn't stop herself from reaching out and running her hand over the snake, her mind rushing back to that night so many, too many, years ago when she had helped her Dad and Uncle Terry paint the same emblem on the walls of the old dojo. She'd felt so grown-up helping them, like she was really apart of things. In all likelihood, it was just because Daddy had nowhere else to leave her while both he and Cara worked, but he never made it seem like that. They'd made her feel needed and important even though she'd gotten more paint on herself than the walls. She closed her eyes and swallowed hard. She hadn't expected a painting to have that effect on her.
"Welcome to Cobra Kai. Are you ready to learn to kick some ass?"
She turned towards the voice and smiled. "Oh, really, Johnny? You gonna teach me how to be a Cobra Kai?"
He dropped the paper he was holding, his face a mask of disbelief before a smile lit up his features. In seconds, he crossed the room, lifting her up in a hug and spinning her around.
"Hell, no, Becca," he laughed, "You could probably still teach me a thing or two." He kissed her cheek. "What are you doing here? You're probably the last person I expected to walk through that door. Is…, is Bobby with you? God, I haven't seen you in what? Twenty years?"
"Closer to thirty," she laughed.
"Really?" He looked shocked. "Damn, we're old." He hugged her again.
''Bobby's at work," she said. "He doesn't know I am here. I..., I wanted to talk to you alone, and I just realized how that sounds.  If you make a dirty joke, I will beat you in front of your students."
"Eh, I know it takes Luke Skywalker to get you all hot and bothered," he smirked.
''Johnny!" She playfully swatted at him.
“Oh yeah. It was Han Solo," he grinned, leading her to the office.
"Johnny, those are my students," she laughed motioning to the boys. "Well, Eli is anyway."
"Eli?"
"Kid with the mohawk," she replied.
"Hawk."
“So, you gave him that ridiculous name. That tracks," she nodded.  That was also why he was so ridiculously proud of it, too.
"Want a beer?"
''Aren't you teaching?"
“And?" he shrugged.
"I still think it taste like vomit," she replied.
"You drink enough, you won't care," he grinned, leaning back  in his chair.
She laughed. "God, Johnny, we've missed you. He's missed you. You should come by sometime.  Have dinner or something."
"Maybe I will." he nodded. "You still live in that rinky, little apartment in North Hills, right? The one that you both couldn't fit in the kitchen at the same time.  The one that you had to stand in the bathtub to take a piss?"  He poked fun at their first apartment together.
"It wasn’t that small," She shook her head.  ''And I'm pretty sure Angela was conceived in that kitchen so...," she laughed again.
"Well, I guess you found a way to make it work," he smirked.
"We actually live in Encino. Not far from his house growing up. Lea Anne walks to her grandpa's every day.”
“I haven't seen the Browns in years.  How are they?"  The Browns were like a second family to him. And he treated them horribly.
"Dr. Adam is great, but we lost Mrs. Lea in two thousand four, right after our Lea was born."
"Damn," he said again. He hadn't even known. "I hate to hear that." Bobby had taken a week off from school to stay with him when he lost Laura. "So, what can I do for you?  We both know you didn't come all the way down here to ask me around to dinner or shoot the shit about things that happened thirty years ago."
"Well, when I woke up this morning I was coming here to tell you to shut down," she admitted.
"Why would I do that?" he asked, sounding offended.
She looked around, nervously, "I own the Cobra Kai karate brand and all that entails."
"Cobra Kai brand?" He sounded confused.  "How do you own the Cobra Kai karate brand?"
"I inherited it," she replied. "Johnny, didn't you look into all this before you opened?"
“Yeah, duh," he scoffed but she could tell he totally had not. "So what? You want me to pay you or something? What are you getting at?"  He could never get ahead. Every time he got something good, life kicked him in the teeth again. This time it was a double kick coming from someone he had been thrilled to see That he’d thought was a friend.
"Come on, Johnny,”' she snapped. "I wouldn't do that to you. I didn't inherit the brand so I could make money. I did it so I could make sure it stayed shut down. You boys weren't the only ones whose lives were poisoned by that damn snake. I came to bring you this." She threw an envelope on his desk. "And I don't want a damn dime for it."
“What is it?" He looked as if the envelope would bite him.
"My permission to legally use the brand," she replied. “I think you're doing good here and I don't want you to get hung up again. The man who owns this building is an asshole and if he thinks he can make a buck, he will have you out anyway he can.  There's one less way now."
"Thank you," he said humbly as he read the paper. "What changed your mind?"
“Eli Moskowitz." She looked out the window at him and Miguel roughhousing in the main room. "I've been teaching him music all the way back to Mommy and Me. Today, I realized that I could hear his voice for the first time ever. For the first time ever, he laughs out loud. He smiles. He doesn't sit like this anymore." She slumped down and covered her mouth with her hand before sitting back, up. ''Aisha Robinson. She used to try to make herself as small as possible, as invisible as possible. Now, she's proud of herself, of her strength, she doesn't try to disappear any more. I can tell who your students are. They are the kids who always tried to hide and not be noticed.  Now, they walk with their heads held high and their shoulders back. They're proud and confident and they don't care who notices.  That has to be because of you and your Cobra Kai."
Johnny swallowed and shook his head in disbelief. "You know I'm going to have to hug you again."  No one had said anything that nice to him in years.
"I'll take it," she said. "If you'll accept that invite to dinner. You know, for real with a date and a time and everything. And you don't have to stand in the tub to take a piss now."
He was laughing as he walked around the desk and hugged her.  It wasn’t until later that night that he realized that if she inherited Cobra Kai Karate then the old man was really gone and it hurt more than he’d ever imagined it would.
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killershot · 7 years
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On the Verge of a Panic Attack
I don’t know why I took so long to get home I guess it was un mal precentimiento a bad feeling. I was wandering on Western and Wilshire hadn’t made up my mind if I wanted to go home or roam. Then I got the call my Tia said the cops were home.
They were looking for me.
I hit up a friend right away. Chad if you’re reading this you’re the real MVP (that and tarte cosmetics). He told me everything I needed to know the questions they would ask me how they would go about doing things.
He said be patient.
Be cooperative.
Stay calm. Composed.
He’d seen it all before. Been there done that. He was a master a pro at what cops called a 5150.
“They’re gonna try to intimidate you. To twist your words.  To keep you there. If you don’t feel safe just say ‘I feel like you’re putting words in my mouth.’”
That became a catch phrase.
Didn’t think I’d use it with such frequency.
I was also mad. Mad at the fact that I wasn’t gonna get my Buffulo Wild Wings as I had planned and mad that all of this which I had already decided to bury with a hatchet, was only the beginning.
I did send an angry text but that was it. Felt somewhat betrayed I mean how could you? I told you I was scared of being inside of a mental asylum.
Look I know the story by heart my aunt was locked up years ago for saying she wanted to kill my cousins her husband and then herself just to end the nightmare.
They put her in the looney bin for 3 days.
No one knew about her for those days my youngest cousin doesn’t even recall the incident. She was very little. As for my two other cousins they were new immigrants with little to no knowledge of the English language.
That 72 hour hold loomed on me like a dark cloud.
I never thought my own people where the ones to deceive me.
I arrived; there they were looking like Frank Poncherello and Jon from the movie Chips. Just your everyday comic relief cop character I could hear the song playing in the background bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you I tweaked the lyrics a little in my head until I arrived at the front of the house.
I felt at ease for a brief second. I thought wrongfully that I could trust officer Encino such a brown last name I’d be let go in a few. How wrong was I.
He wasn’t very tall or very fit just you’re every day stereotypical Mexican American 5 generations retired so really a Californian. Family had been in this land for generations unlike my parents.
Officer Carpenter was a tall lanky guy, freckly looking with redish hair. You could tell he didn’t want to be there he had other more important things to do like catch thieves stop killers and lock up rapists but no he was here dealing with a girl who just had a mini ataque de panico. Reminiscent of a film I watched in Spanish class Mujeres al Borde de un Ataque de Panico it was an old film from 1988 but for some reason we watched it. Our teacher was weird I guess.  
We chatted talked about the incident I reassured them I was ok and looking forward to having diner with my family and when I say family I meant my 7 cats. It was almost feeding time. I could see Canseco my newly beloved son and prized possession lurking under the car. His tummy rumbling.
Officer Encino just wouldn’t let me go tried to twist my words interrogated me made me feel stupid. I kept on repeating “I feel like you’re putting words in my mouth” he was offended, defensive every time I said that but I’m used to it by now. I know someone like him. He gets defensive too. At least he didn’t hit me with the; you’re slandering me words. It echos in my head sometimes. After I heard it I had to Google it to see what that word really means. Slandering.
I forget.
It was a 5150 and even after Officer Carpenter said “She’s fine just let her go” Officer Encino decided to arrest me.
Options I had none but I had a few.
After he said he would “have to arrest me” I played some scenarios in my head after all I am a quick thinker.
Scenario 1: I would punch him. Kick that smirk right off his face. They would be forced to shoot. I would probably die. I could see it now “Hispanic female in late 20’s shot right outside of her South Central LA home after resisting arrest.” I’d die a martyr. I think I smiled a little. People would hold vigilances for me I’d be another colored getting killed by the LAPD it sounded like a weird twisted fantasy until I heard my mom wailing. I snapped.
Scenario 2: I’d run. I don’t even like running but I could try to escape via running until I realized A. I’m terrible at running B. They would probably catch up to me and C. I’d get tazed half a block away from my house in front of all my neighbors to see. How humiliating. I couldn’t.
Scenario 3: Turn myself in which I did.
I was handcuffed in front of my family and a few chismoso neighbors. It was exactly how you see it in Cops. I don’t know if it’s protocol or what but I felt like a criminal. I was nervous I’m not gonna lie I wanted my phone my sense of security.
We drove down to the police station 3rd district South Central LA. I’ve been here before countless of times. Sometimes angry sometimes crying. I’ve been here to pick up my cousin Herberth who has a mental disability and Kevin his friend who is also mentally unstable. I’ve come here with my auntie when she got jumped and beaten in the corner of Western and 42nd right in front of the Snooty Fox hotel to file a police report. I’ve been here so often that for a second I thought a cop would recognize me.
Nothing I was just “The Nike Girl”.
I walked past those cells horrible things were in them. Can’t really go into detail I didn’t want to look to further traumatize myself.
I got my own little cell.
4 white walls. A female officer came to “pat me down” Officer Beadle she was…a bitch.
Even after Officer Carpenter told her I was “friendly” and “nice” she still treated me like complete garbage like a criminal and humiliated me in front of all to see. Dignity? I don’t know her. She stuffed her hand in my hair and ruffled it around violently I was steaming inside. I didn’t care much for the awkward crotch grab you just don’t grab my hair like that. If Larry taught me anything was “respect a black girls hair” or in my case my 4c hair type inherited to me from my David Ortiz looking father.
And there I was in my little cell surrounded by four white walls there was no clock to tell the time nothing to entertain me. I was slowly loosing it. My patience that is.
But everyone came to visit my cute face. Unlike my fellow inmates I was well dressed small young looking and cute.
Their visits entertained me. I was utterly bored and I thrived in that attention.
I liked being referred as a “pretty girl” although I don’t believe it I still liked that.
We talk about running. Look I’ve never sold a god dam shoe in my life but I can sure act like I do.
We talked about Free’s, Pegasus and Lunarglides each and every officer that came through and asked about their foot I gave them my recommendation. From a guy with wide feet Vromeros or Pegasus Wide to a guy with flat feet in need of more support to getting technical with work out shoes like Metcons? Metcons I didn’t know much.
Discounts?
I get 40 you? You my friend get...none. Unless you get me the fuck out of here I’ll send you a gift card or something.
I guess time went by quicker than I thought. They had dinner someone got shot and they left me alone for an hour. Many things happen among the worst was my need to use the restroom. Nature was calling I needed to pee and I swear I held it for as long as I could cause I thought they’ll release me soon they have to look at how well behaved I am opposed to the other inmates they caused a havoc. Could hear their screaming and cussing.
A female officer came to take me the bathroom, it was just as bad as a bathroom in a bar in the Tenderloin San Francisco. I am the worst squatter in the universe like my squatting abilities are atrocious. There was some toilet paper I lined the toilet was about to pull my pants down when I noticed the officer looking at me.
“Can you please close the door?” I asked sheepishly.
“No we can’t I gotta keep it open” and supervise me peeing she didn’t say that but actions speak louder than words she saw me pee and it was humiliating.
I could feel the pee trickling to my thigh like fuck now I got pee in my thighs I rolled my eyes a couple of times pulled up my pants in disgrace and attempted to flush the toilet. She’s lucky I shaved that day. It wouldn’t flush my urine and the urine of countless of other individuals laid there together.
I attempted to wash my hands. No soap. I was irritated. You know how you can tell if someone is sane is if they wash their hands after using the bathroom at least that’s what I thought. She sighed and smiled at me if I read her mind correctly she said something along the words of I wish all inmates were as easy as you.
So I sat in my cell for what felt like an eternity.
Officer Encino wanted the worst for me he wanted me to be on hold for 72 hours. The funny thing about my people is they don’t want to see you shine. They don’t want you to succeed I guess they envy that. They gotta put you down and demoralize you somehow. It’s funny all this time I thought we were suppose to stick together support one another be there for one another but I think that was just some brainwashing I had at San Francisco State University the only University with a building dedicated to the Ethnic Studies. There I learned how to embrace every single aspect of my Latinx heritage claiming my Indio as well as my African side. I thought we were all Raza but I guess my professors lied.
“Your job is to give back to the community” I could hear Professor Cordova’s words echo around the cell. Giving back to the community was priority number one and as a young college student that’s exactly what I wanted to do I wanted to help mi gente but not everyone wants to help us. I learned that the hard way.
They bickered back and forth let her go to no 72 hour hold they had to wait on someone much more qualified to make that decision I don’t remember her name or her partners name. She reminded me of my high school teacher awkward hippy looking white lady with her short black sidekick.
I answered all the questions correctly as I was told by Chad even if I lied on some. I cracked a joke and made them laugh brought them at ease.
I could see the frustration on Officer Encino’s face he was disappointed everyone had agreed I really didn’t need to be taken to the psychiatric ward.
He should be happy I thought why would he want me to go through so much unnecessary pain. But then I remembered that he wasn’t there to help me he was there to destroy me and to make this all the much unbearable.  That friendly Latino face I thought I could trust gone can’t trust my own people. They say they do it with the pretext that they care I didn’t believe it I could never believe it Cucarachas I muttered.
I got home roughly at around 9:20pm I’d been there for hours no BDubs for me.
I wasn’t even mad or irritated I was relieved. I sent you a text out of courtesy not because I thought you’d care. I could care less of me too. I responded to her text cause I felt like she cared or at least acts like it I mean I can act too. I’m not the best actress but I did play Iago in high school and very well at least that’s what Ms. Pilaf would have said.
I tucked myself in bed and was visited by my first born, Mjolnir. Cat’s are such mysterious creatures its as if they know; they show affection in a way people and dogs can’t. He cuddled right next to me grooming the bits of hair I had frizzled everywhere. I had forgotten what it felt like just this ball of fluff purring right next to me rubbing his head on mine. It had been a long day all I can say is I’m glad that shit’s over.
  PS:
I don’t want to brag but I got some badass skills to be a magnificent author I guess Ms. Vazquez was right I am a writer and I feel like I am a much more honest person with my feeling when I write. To those of you who have read this little piece thank you.
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NBA Summer Vacation Watch: The People We Forgot
With Summer League in full swing and a bit of a lull between the early vacation takers of the off-season and those who will save their beach bonanzas for the dog days leading up to the preseason, now is the perfect opportunity for a little roundup of all the players we forgot about. You'll be happy to know they're having vacations, too.
Patty Mills
Patty Mills has been on a full-time vacation since June 1, committing so hard he hauled an old stereo to the beach in Hawaii. He's now back in Australia, where 98 percent of the population lives on the beach in small houses on stilts called "beach barbies" and the 2 percent of time they spend away from the beach is still beach-adjacent. Here, Patty plays ball in front of the beach and cracks a cold one in the back of a pickup in beach parking.
Rating: He's basically a founding member of the Beach Boys at this point, so 8 Gold and 3 Platinum records for Patty.
Matthew Dellavedova
Speaking of forgettable Australians, Matthew Dellavedova got married. That's all I'll say about Delly's summer vacation, because as the saying goes if you can't say something nice about a man made of rats, at least show a picture of him petting a swordfish in Fiji:
Rating: I refuse to rate my enemies.
Ricky Rubio
Ricky Rubio threw himself out of a plane, which is not especially chill, but he did it in what looks like a velour suit, making it a much more relaxed summer vacation skydive.
Rating: 2 seriously bumping adrenal glands out of 2.
Jonas Valančiūnas
Jonas started his summer vacation early and aptly, with a poolside "sunbath" in the rain. It's good to see that the sense of humor on my guy is going strong, even though there's a distinct possibility the big man won't be a Raptor this season. J.V. also caught a really big fish in Norway.
Rating: 4 Lithuanian sunbaths out of 5
Kyle Singler
Kyle got a summer job.
Rating: 2 bananas short of a float, 0 bananas to turn into a boat. Shameful
Ron Baker
Hmm, if only there were a way to prove Ron Baker is: A) 100 years old or B) sent back from the future like a cartoonishly wholesome Terminator to turn basketball, which has gone on to become the last bastion of progressiveness, into old-timey football with those leather helmets.
Rating: Ron, this is shit.
Robin Lopez
Robin Lopez has taken his Encino Man aesthetic on the range in a photo that looks like an ad campaign for the type of cologne Ron Baker would buy and also a fever dream that Phil Jackson had once. The point is Robin looks right at home and this photo would only be enhanced if he had his dog, a doodle named Muppet, in the saddle with him.
Rating: More Blink 182's Dude Ranch than Westworld, but not quite City Slickers II
Evan Fournier
This little (6'5") travel bug's been busy!
First, he climbed a mountain and camped on it:
Then he met a chipmunk:
And roamed around a desert for a quick sec:
Before ending up in Tahiti:
Can someone close to Evan please check in on him and make sure this isn't an accelerated bucket list thing?
Rating: 1 million frequent flier miles divided by the resulting 11,000+ lbs. of CO2 emissions, so roughly a 2 out of 5.
Seth Curry
Is anyone more forgotten than the youngest Curry in the league? I mean yes, there's probably a Plumlee kicking around out there we've still yet to meet, but generally speaking, for the sake of being dramatic, Seth's is a life lived in the shadow of a chewed-up mouth guard. To really get his 100 years of solitude across, here's a picture he made someone take of him reading a book. And then another in the album from a different angle to really solidify his "Walden in lime-green-pineapple shorts" vibe.
Rating: Reading The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter while "Solitude" by Black Sabbath plays. I dunno, this looks nice?
Nerlens Noel
Nerle Alert! Almost forgot that Noel is an expert in the practice of Hathareallygoodtime yoga. Here he is pictured in the pose "Atop a Sunbaked Precipice in Santorini," elbows to elevated knees, Ray Bans in alignment with the point on the horizon where summer vacation stretches out to meet the ambiguity of not really having a contract anymore. Namaste, Nerlens.
Rating: 8 "M"s out of 10 in a very long "OM."
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flauntpage · 7 years
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NBA Summer Vacation Watch: The People We Forgot
With Summer League in full swing and a bit of a lull between the early vacation takers of the off-season and those who will save their beach bonanzas for the dog days leading up to the preseason, now is the perfect opportunity for a little roundup of all the players we forgot about. You'll be happy to know they're having vacations, too.
Patty Mills
Patty Mills has been on a full-time vacation since June 1, committing so hard he hauled an old stereo to the beach in Hawaii. He's now back in Australia, where 98 percent of the population lives on the beach in small houses on stilts called "beach barbies" and the 2 percent of time they spend away from the beach is still beach-adjacent. Here, Patty plays ball in front of the beach and cracks a cold one in the back of a pickup in beach parking.
Rating: He's basically a founding member of the Beach Boys at this point, so 8 Gold and 3 Platinum records for Patty.
Matthew Dellavedova
Speaking of forgettable Australians, Matthew Dellavedova got married. That's all I'll say about Delly's summer vacation, because as the saying goes if you can't say something nice about a man made of rats, at least show a picture of him petting a swordfish in Fiji:
Rating: I refuse to rate my enemies.
Ricky Rubio
Ricky Rubio threw himself out of a plane, which is not especially chill, but he did it in what looks like a velour suit, making it a much more relaxed summer vacation skydive.
Rating: 2 seriously bumping adrenal glands out of 2.
Jonas Valančiūnas
Jonas started his summer vacation early and aptly, with a poolside "sunbath" in the rain. It's good to see that the sense of humor on my guy is going strong, even though there's a distinct possibility the big man won't be a Raptor this season. J.V. also caught a really big fish in Norway.
Rating: 4 Lithuanian sunbaths out of 5
Kyle Singler
Kyle got a summer job.
Rating: 2 bananas short of a float, 0 bananas to turn into a boat. Shameful
Ron Baker
Hmm, if only there were a way to prove Ron Baker is: A) 100 years old or B) sent back from the future like a cartoonishly wholesome Terminator to turn basketball, which has gone on to become the last bastion of progressiveness, into old-timey football with those leather helmets.
Rating: Ron, this is shit.
Robin Lopez
Robin Lopez has taken his Encino Man aesthetic on the range in a photo that looks like an ad campaign for the type of cologne Ron Baker would buy and also a fever dream that Phil Jackson had once. The point is Robin looks right at home and this photo would only be enhanced if he had his dog, a doodle named Muppet, in the saddle with him.
Rating: More Blink 182's Dude Ranch than Westworld, but not quite City Slickers II
Evan Fournier
This little (6'5") travel bug's been busy!
First, he climbed a mountain and camped on it:
Then he met a chipmunk:
And roamed around a desert for a quick sec:
Before ending up in Tahiti:
Can someone close to Evan please check in on him and make sure this isn't an accelerated bucket list thing?
Rating: 1 million frequent flier miles divided by the resulting 11,000+ lbs. of CO2 emissions, so roughly a 2 out of 5.
Seth Curry
Is anyone more forgotten than the youngest Curry in the league? I mean yes, there's probably a Plumlee kicking around out there we've still yet to meet, but generally speaking, for the sake of being dramatic, Seth's is a life lived in the shadow of a chewed-up mouth guard. To really get his 100 years of solitude across, here's a picture he made someone take of him reading a book. And then another in the album from a different angle to really solidify his "Walden in lime-green-pineapple shorts" vibe.
Rating: Reading The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter while "Solitude" by Black Sabbath plays. I dunno, this looks nice?
Nerlens Noel
Nerle Alert! Almost forgot that Noel is an expert in the practice of Hathareallygoodtime yoga. Here he is pictured in the pose "Atop a Sunbaked Precipice in Santorini," elbows to elevated knees, Ray Bans in alignment with the point on the horizon where summer vacation stretches out to meet the ambiguity of not really having a contract anymore. Namaste, Nerlens.
Rating: 8 "M"s out of 10 in a very long "OM."
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