#where i just ramble like a fucking mad man about all the animatronics

[starrspice]

I've been streaming security breach on my twitch since the DLC came out

And I've been a huge fan of it since the game came out. But actually playing it and getting to explore the pizza plex

I've seen so many little details i would've NEVER seen otherwise

And now with the DLC out too i am just ITCHING to info dump about all my thoughts on the game

[hearts401]

Hai :3 do u have any wacky wild michael hcs

oh do i!

both adult and teen. loser has been on my mind again.

He gets super fucking cold for no reason and blamed it on ghosts until after fnaf 6 where he brought it up as a joke and the ghost kids were like "...none of us did that" and now he's convinced theres a whole extra ghost after him. (it was cc he didnt mean to initially but cassidy thought it was funny)

He talked to the animatronics all the fuckin time. like he just. chatted with them. especially the fnaf 2 ones. charlie had to sit there and watch him talk to actual robots thinking they were kids. they werent and she told him that in fnaf 6 because she found it so fucking funny

clumsy as HELL i know that man was banging his knee in the SL vents and swearing under his breath

teen mike was also clumsy. probably split his lip on concrete all the time as a kid.

he was also the kinda kid to say "nah, check this out!!" and wake up in the hospital

this is a gross one but. he dealt with bugs a lot post scoop (especially. flies. and what comes with them. iykyk). he'd come into work on mondays smelling like a can of bug repellant. you wont believe what he showers with instead of water.

He was williams least favorite but they had a weird relationship between him moving out and elizabeths death. like some days william despised him and michael just wanted to blow them both up with his mind and some days he comes home like "Hey mike whats up want some pizza for dinner tonight?" and michaels like "fuck yeah why not."

he's henrys favorite afton as a teen and he knows it. and he uses it. Henry fuckin loved that kid he had the man wrapped around his finger. William also notices it and he gets mad at henry over it.

in relation to that, henry was really gentle with michael which was. not helpful im sorry 😭

mike sleeps pretty casually. hes not a light sleeper but not a deep sleeper. unless hes tired. if he hasnt been getting enough sleep youll know because he sleeps like a ROCK.

he fucking loves italian food. for no reason. he just does

he unironically eats beans on toast. He tried it as a joke and then just. never stopped.

he still has his foxy mask it just doesnt fit him. he tries it on again and it hurts his head

cannot afford to go out to eat often and GOD does he complain about it. he is SO FUCKING LOUD when he complains about it. he wants his takeout man

Loves animals but they hate him. A crow tried to take a bite out of him post scoop once nad he had to fight for his life. bro saw his family for a moment there

he is so polite most of the time but if you talk to him after his shift he'll fuck you up. rudest bitch on the block and he was an asshole teen so he knows how to run his mouth

he plays solitaire.

does not know about the context but whenever hes depressed he says "tomorrow is another day" because time moves on anyways!!!! also idk i think its neat

he ate shit in the middle of his shift once and bashed his face on one of the counters and his coworker found the blood the next day and managed to start a rumor that someone died there until michael came in to work with his face bandaged up.

these are so rambly but funny so im gonna keep going

skateboards <3 totally tried to show off and ate shit until william told him if he went to the hospital again he'd take the skateboard. he still ate shit. just hid it better.

taught evan to do a lot. If he didnt feel like bullying him (for an array of reasons, but the biggest is just. boredom. or loneliness. or a mix) he'd teach him something just because he could. skipping rocks, flying a kite. michael doesnt remember it very well but evan does

cassidy kicked him in the knee so hard he was limping for an hour and so he found the golden freddy suit and kicked it too at one point. she didnt feel it tho. and jumpscared him out of spite.

he loves dogs and once brought evan to see one because his friends were busy and he hates being alone and the dog bit the shit out of evan. foreshadowing.

oh yeah i totally think he gets lonely btw. do not leave that guy alone he will get very sad and pathetic!!!

im capping myself here because jesus christ.

[spearfeld]

So I just got done watching Alex Strangelove

I have really mixed opinions about this movie. I’m gonna give my full review under the cut, as well as address some of the arguments that this movie accomplishes what Love, Simon couldn’t. Beware of spoilers for both Alex Strangelove and Love, Simon.

This is a long one, so be warned.

Okay, first I’ll give me general overview of Alex Strangelove. This movie is a HUGE mixed bag for me so buckle up, I guess.

Basic plot synopsis: Alex and Claire have been dating for a while but haven’t had sex. They keep making plans to try and have sex, but Alex meets this boy named Elliot, who is gay. Alex and Elliot end up forming a connection that causes Alex to rethink his sexuality.

First off, let me start by saying that I actually enjoyed this movie. At least, I enjoyed the end of it. And I enjoyed a good chunk of the middle as well. But there was a lot in this movie that either just didn’t need to be there or shouldn’t have been there because it was straight up offensive.

But let’s start with the stuff that I did like. I liked the relationship between Alex and Elliot. A lot. It was cute. Like, Simon and Blue levels of cute at points. Elliot is such an interesting and fun character and he has a lot of chemistry with Alex. Every scene the two of them were on screen together I was smiling. I would have liked to have even more of them in the movie, because he kind of disappears after the first act and a half and doesn’t show up again until the end.

I also enjoyed a lot of the interactions between Alex and Claire. There were some that were kind of problematic but for the most part, they were pretty cute. And I liked their friendship by the end of the film.

There was also this one line that was handled really well. Claire’s mother has some sort of cancer (a fact that like...never really does anything for the plot of the story? but whatever) and while Claire and Alex are having a fight, she tells Claire, “You can stay mad. But what I do know is...We’re not gonna be on this earth forever. And being angry is an exhausting way to spend your day.” Which is already a pretty good line on its own, I guess. But this line has a lot more weight behind it because Claire’s mother is like, literally dying of cancer so she knows better than anybody that her time is limited. I just think that was handled really well.

Okay, before I address the things I liked about the ending, I want to talk about all of the stuff I didn’t like about this film. And let’s start with the big one. The grandaddy of all issues with this film.

The character of Dell.

Dell is the worst fucking character I have ever had the displeasure of watching on screen. He’s completely unsympathetic, he’s an asshole, lowkey homophobic, transphobic, self-centered, all around a terrible human being. Absolutely the worst. I would have given this movie 4 or 5 stars if this character did not exist. Straight up.

Let’s break down all of the terrible shit this character says and does in this movie:

When Claire tells Alex’s friends that they haven’t had sex yet, he tells Alex that he’s just “lost his dick.” Basically saying he’s not a man anymore because his girlfriend just, idk said a thing about them that’s true? I mean I guess it’s their private life and she shouldn’t have been blabbing about that but like for one is it really that big of a deal? Anyway, insinuating that he’s less of a man by saying that he no longer has a penis is INCREDIBLY transphobic. Because you have to have a penis to be a man, I guess.

He then transitions into homophobic comments, calling Alex gay because he hasn’t had sex with Claire yet. He tries to pass it of as an honest suggestion, but the tone in his voice, the delivery from the actor, it’s really clear that Dell is making fun of Alex for this. Which is beyond fucked up.

That’s not the only problematic stuff he says, either. This kid says a BUNCH of fucked up shit. Like SO much. I’m gonna do my best to try and summarize it but it’s a LOT:

He has this whole scene where he basically makes fun of trans and non-binary people, poking fun at this genderqueer character by calling them out and saying, “Hey, Sidney. Are you into vagina or dick?” “I’m attracted to the person.” Whatever the fuck that means.” 

In the same scene, when Alex tells him he might be bi, he decides to whip out his dick and show Alex, and when Alex reacts negatively to seeing the unsolicited penis of a person he does not consider himself attracted to, Dell insinuates that see he can’t be bi because he’s clearly not into dick. There are so many things wrong with that? First, you don’t just randomly whip your dick out to people, that’s just not a thing you do, Dell. That’s literally sexual harassment. Second, just because somebody is gay or bi or whatever doesn’t mean that they’re into fucking everybody of that gender. Third, genitals does not equal gender. Somebody who identifies as gay doesn’t necessarily have to be attracted to penis genitalia specifically. Because not everybody who is a boy has a penis, and not everybody who has a penis is a boy. It’s honestly just remarkable how homophobic and transphobic this movie about gay characters can really be. (And people think this is better representation than Love, Simon??? But I’ll come back to that.)

He also makes an offhand comment about the fucking NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association, aka a pedophile organization), but I’m not even going to get into that.

There’s also this really pointless and painfully unfunny subplot, I guess if you could call it that, where Alex’s friends get this exotic frog that acts as a psychedelic if you lick it. Dell licks it, and then promptly loses the frog, and spends the rest of the party tripping balls. And it just leads to interruptions of genuinely sweet scenes with Alex and Elliot with scenes of Dell tripping out and hallucinating and shit. It was kind of funny the first time when he made an offhand comment about a singing garden hose and then it showed a yodeling hose animatronic. But after that it’s just painful. Really painful.

There are some other smaller problems I had with the movie, just some weird awkward lines and things that I didn’t necessarily like their inclusion (Claire keeps telling Alex to shut up while they’re having sex; I think that’s supposed to be funny because he’s babbling but like? Clearly that’s the kind of sexual being that Alex is and she shouldn’t try to put that down???? Communication is important in sex and like it’s about having fun with your partner not these set expectations of what it’s supposed to be like stop watching porn and actually go out and experience something for once anyway I’m rambling) but they don’t really hinder the experience nearly as much as literally every second that Dell is on screen.

Anyway, let’s get into the ending. Because I honestly really liked the ending.

Spoiler alert, but Alex eventually settles on the label of gay. I understand the arguments against this, how he initially identified as bi in the movie and that a) this robs us of potential bi representation, which we are severely lacking and b) it reinforces the stereotype that bisexual is just a stepping stone label to straight or gay, lending to bisexual erasure as a whole. I totally agree with this arguments. But I also try to keep that in the back of my mind while watching it so I can actually just enjoy the gay representation we do get. Those arguments are totally valid, but I don’t think it ruins the movie for me.

Anyway, so the way the movie ends, is Alex falls into a pool chasing after the frog (this literally was so pointless oh my god) and has a flashback to a memory where he got a boner looking at other guys at summer camp and when he comes out of it he realizes he’s gay. Then Claire finds him and he tells her he’s gay. Claire is understandably upset by the fact that her boyfriend of three years was actually gay the entire time, and feels hurt and confused. Eventually, however, they talk about it and they come to an understanding. Claire accepts Alex and accepts the situation, Alex tells her that he does love her. They talk a little bit about attraction and how Alex had been lying to himself for a long time. It’s a really well done scene for the most part (Claire does suggest it’s a phase which aaaaa but like, overall the scene was well-handled).

After that, Claire and Alex stay friends, and form an actual genuine friendship which I think was really neat. Claire is honestly the MVP of this movie because of what she does at the end. So Alex and Claire decide to still go to Prom together, but Claire invites Elliot. And honestly, the movie could have ended there with him and Elliot dancing and I would have been happy, but it actually keeps going for a little bit. Alex kind of freaks out because everybody is staring at him. He runs off to the bathroom and Elliot comes and talks to him, eventually getting upset and hurt by the fact that Alex seems to be embarrassed to be seen with him in public and says he’s going to leave, but Alex ends up swallowing his fear and kissing him on the dance floor in front of everybody (a bit over dramatic but tbh so was the Ferris Wheel scene in Love, Simon so). It then cuts to a really heartwarming scene of Alex and Claire on their webshow where Alex starts to talk about his experiences understanding his sexuality and coming out, and it pans out, showing a bunch of other videos of other people talking about their experiences with their sexualities and coming out and such. (I’ll admit; I got pretty teary-eyed at the end there.)

And that’s Alex Strangelove. A pretty good movie that I feel gets completely and utterly ruined by that one character. Overall I think I liked the good things about the movie as much as I detested the bad, so I give the movie a 3/5 overall.

Now, to address the comparisons to Love, Simon.

There was a tumblr post circulating a little while ago, who I’m not going to name the OP because I don’t want them to get blasted with hate or anything (honestly they’ve probably already gotten a lot for that post even though they explicitly said that it wasn’t a hate on Love, Simon post. Don’t send people hate guys. It’s not cool.) This tumblr post had a few key arguments to it, with the thesis of it being that Alex Strangelove accomplished what Love, Simon couldn’t. What was Love, Simon trying to accomplish that it failed at? Well according to this tumblr post:

Love, Simon does not address sexualities other than “straight” and “gay” whereas Alex Strangelove talks openly about bi, pan, ace, etc.

Love, Simon is lacking in sexual content, taking, in their words “the sex out of sexuality,” whereas Alex Strangelove is a film that deals heavily with the concept of sex

Love, Simon is a very dated movie with how it handles certain things, and Alex Strangelove is a fresh and modern take on the concept of sexuality and discovery.

Okay, first things first. This person is comparing two completely different movies that are trying to accomplish completely different things. Love, Simon is a family movie. Alex Strangelove is most definitely not.

Alex Strangelove sets out to tell a story of discovery, of acceptance of ones self and of others. It is a film about coming to terms with one’s sexuality. Love, Simon is a film not about discovery and acceptance, but courage to speak the truth. Alex discovers more about himself and his sexuality as the film progresses; Simon already knows he’s gay, he accepts it, he just hasn’t felt any desire to actually come out and tell anybody about it.

And side note; but Love, Simon’s lack of sexual content I feel is a good thing. Not only because it’s a family film, but because gay people are often fetishized or sexualized in movies, even movies about gay people (see: the Eating Out series, Another Gay Movie, even indie art films like Shortbus and Call Me By Your Name.) They all deal with sexual relationships between gay characters, and while that’s find because gay people are sexual beings just like straight people are, it’s by no means all we are. And only showing those kinds of relationships as representation is harmful because it only reinforces the stereotype that homosexuality is inherently sexual. This is the reason why gay characters and relationships weren’t allowed on TV or movies, especially in kids programming, for the longest time. It’s why Legend of Korra had to stick an ambiguous confirmation in the last scene of its show, by Willow and Tara from Buffy the Vampire Slayer weren’t allowed to even kiss on screen or confirm that they were in a romantic relationship until they had been together for basically an entire season or two, and it’s why Love, Simon is the first mainstream romantic comedy featuring a gay lead ever. Gay people are too often sexualized by the media and saying that this was a point against Love, Simon is missing the point of the movie entirely, if you ask me.

I think that Alex Strangelove’s purpose is that of teaching teens more about exploring themselves sexually and discovering things about themselves and how that’s natural and okay and how you need to be honest with yourself if you want to truly be happy and free. Love, Simon, in contrast, is a story for people who already have gone through that process, already know who they are, and now just need to learn that it’s okay to be open about that, to tell others, to be your true self. Completely different messages, completely different movies. 

The argument that Love, Simon didn’t accomplish what Alex Strangelove did is inapplicable because they were never trying to accomplish the same task.

Also, the last argument that Love, Simon didn’t give us any lead POC roles, uhhhhh did you watch the movie? Nick and Abby, two of the main leads who appear in all of the promotional material, are black. Bram, the person that Simon ends up with at the end of the movie, is black, and Jewish, and gay. Then there’s also Ethan, another black and gay student at Creekwood, and Ms. Albright, the black drama teacher. And, it’s a very minor role I don’t think he actually even has any speaking lines but Martin’s friend Suraj is Indian. That’s like most of the main cast? But anyway.

Love, Simon and Alex Strangelove. Two good movies (though my preference still lies with Love, Simon) with different goals in mind. Two movies that really can not be compared past the fact that they both deal with gay characters and relationships. This is a similar issue with the seemingly popular comparison between Love, Simon and Call Me By Your Name, the last gay-led movie that became popular. Love, Simon is a romantic comedy about coming out, whereas Call Me By Your Name is a tragic drama about a boy who falls in love with a man and enters an intense, passionate, but not entirely healthy relationship with him. They both have gay leads, but they are by no means comparable otherwise. You wouldn’t compare Titanic to Star Wars, just because they both have straight lead characters, so why would you compare Love, Simon to Alex Strangelove, or Call Me By Your Name or whatever just because they both have gay lead characters. There’s a logical fallacy somewhere in there that I can’t exactly pinpoint because I’m running on three hours of sleep, but yeah.

So that’s my opinion. I know this is a fucking long post and I applaud any of you who read it all the way through. I just wanted to get my thoughts out and hopefully this helps somebody understand both of these movies better. :)

[markiplier-nsfw]

Bonnie's toy

*SMUT WARNING* don’t read if your don’t like, boyxboy, daddy kink, sex, or exhibition kink. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. As Mark walked backstage he waved bye to the animatronics having out in the kitchen. “Where did you go Bonnie?” Mark wondered around looking for his boyfriend when he was slammed into a wall getting pinned by his attacker. “Who-” “Shhh be quiet bitch!” Bonnie growled at his sub making the man fall silent. “You were bad today, do you remember what being a bad boy gets you?” Mark remained silent, scared to upset his daddy. “You may speak.” “They get punished daddy.” The sub said with a small voice, subspace flooding his system. “You’re right baby boy. Do you know what you did?” His boy shook his head no not understanding why his daddy was mad. “Aw, you don’t even realize what you did. You’re so cute. You flaunted your greedy hole in front of everybody, bending over in those tight little shorts I love, you even showed how good a cock sucker you are.” Mark soon realizes what the rabbit meant. Today he was trying to get his daddy’s attention not knowing it was also getting others. “Do you get it now?” “Yes daddy, I’m sorry.” “Explain yourself doll.” Mark gulped trying collect his thoughts, it was harder when his dom would grind against his ass rubbing his cock through the materiel of Marks shorts. “Daddy I, ooh, I wanted to get your attention. I didn’t mean to make you upset. Ah, I, uh, I’m y-yours, o-ohh only yours.” “Damn right, I forgive you but I still need to punish you, I’m gonna give you 15 on each cheek. If you take it well I will let you choke on my cock.” He stopped grinding on Mark and pulled him to a chair where he laid Mark over his knees. “Count.” “*smack* one, thank you daddy. *Smack* Two, thank you daddy. *Smack* Three, mmh thank you daddy. *Smack* Four t-thank you daddy. *Smack* Five, thank, thank you daddy.” After twenty Mark started to sob while counting. “Shh, it’s okay, you can stop counting I’m gonna do the last ten fast okay.” Before Mark could answer he felt five quick and hard smacks on each side. “Hush, you did so good baby boy, you were so good for me.” Bonnie cradled Mark over his lap cooing at the sobbing man. “Daddy, please shove your cock down my throat.” Mark pleaded once he calmed down. “I guess you can get your reward after taking your punishment so perfectly.” Bonnie shoved Mark harshly off his lap and onto the floor making him sit in between his open thighs with his hands on his ankles. His cock stood at a good 6 inch length, perfect to choke Mark with, it was the perfect ratio of girth to length. “Do you want this?” Marks mouth watered at the sight of his daddy’s cock, waiting for his daddy to shove it in his mouth forcing it into his throat. “Yes daddy, please.” “Okay.” He suddenly was pulled forward by his hair stopping right before his reward, his daddy hit his cock against his tongue. Mark whined wanting his daddy to hurry up. “Alright, alright.” Bonnie pushed his cock along Marks tongue and into the back of his throat, he started thrusting roughly keeping marks nose on his hip making him gag and choke, his throat flutter over and over. “Baby you feel so good, choking on me so nicely.” Mark looked up with tears in his eyelashes as well as down his face. “I’m gonna cum down your pretty little throat, you’re gonna swallow all of it.” He started thrusting even harder shoving Marks face to his groin, growling dirty things to Mark making him squirm but not try and move his position. “Swallow it.” Bonnie growled as he came with the tip of his cock in Marks mouth wanting him to taste his daddy. Mark closed his eyes when he tasted his daddy’s juice savoring the bitter flavor on his tongue. He greedily drank all the cum that flooded his mouth, cleaning his daddy’s cock until Bonnie pulled him away by his thick hair. “Thank you so much for choking me daddy, I love how you taste and how you use me.” Bonnie saw Marks eyes were clouded by his submissive nature. Bonnie looked down at Marks crotch seeing his erection straining in the tight denim of his short shorts. Bonnie wanted to wreck Marks ass claiming him in front of everybody. “Hey mark, I need you to think for a second. I want to show everybody that you’re mine, I want to fuck you while they watch. You okay with that?” Mark could only think about how the idea of his daddy claiming him in front of everybody, showing them that Mark was his and his only. “Yes, yes please, daddy.” Bonnie was a little worried that Mark was too deep in subspace to actually think about it. “Mark, I need you to be a big boy for a sec and think.” “Yes dadd-Bonnie I’m sure please I love you and I want you to claim me in front of everybody. Please.” Mark had grabbed Bonnie’s paw and put it on his face for the animatronic to see he meant it. Bonnie went to gather everybody while Mark waited for his daddy to set everything. Mark knew he didn’t have to worry too much about stretching himself since his daddy made him wear a small plug incase they didn’t have enough time for a long session. He was still sitting on the floor with one hand on his lips trying to find any left over cum he could have missed. “Baby boy, it’s show time.” Bonnie said with a wicked grin as he pulled Mark up off the floor and to the front stage. When everybody saw that Marks clothes were messed up and his hair was wrecked they gasped. They could tell that something was up when they saw the bulge in Marks tiny shorts. “Okay guys I have a little show for you, now pay close attention, watch how my pet reacts to everything I do, every touch, every caress, everything I do effects him.” As Bonnie spoke he followed every word with the action his hands never leaving marks skin. “Now enjoy the show.” Bonnie ripped Marks shirt off wrapping one arm around the subs chest holding him in place so he could strip him of his clothing. One make was bare his daddy turned him around and bent him over exposing his plugged hole. Mark didn’t fuss when his daddy man handled him so he clung to him like a koala making the plug slip. Bonnie heard Marks breath hitch and felt for the plug feeling it move a little. Bonnie pulled the plug out harshly making Mark cry out only to stuff him with his cock. Mark felt his daddy set a rough pace fucking into him and making him moan and cling to him even more. Everybody could do nothing but watch, too shocked to look away or move. Some had looks of slight fear while others had interest and arousal. Bonnie pulled out and turn mark so he was facing the group, his face was flushed red and he had a look of pleasure as he was pounded into by his daddy. “Mark is MINE, you won’t touch him, you won’t bother him, he is MINE.” Mark’s daddy leaned down and bit his neck making blood bubble up lightly. When Mark felt his daddy mark him he cried out and came so hard that he blacked out. When he came to all he could feel was his daddy ramming into him making his hole sore and oversensitive. “I’m gonna make you come again, hush, I wouldn’t ask if I didn’t know you can.” Mark could only let himself be used once his daddy locked him to his chest with his arms. He withered around moaning and screaming feeling overwhelmed by his daddy fucking his hole and bruising his prostrate. “Mark look at everybody watching you get fucked, watching you squirm, watching you come undone by my cock in your slutty ass.” “Daddy, oh, ah, ah, please, mmh, please cum in my slutty hole, fill me with your cum, oh, please.” Mark rambled with his head on his daddy’s neck looking into his eyes. “Don’t worry, I’m gonna fill you up baby.” Bonnie watched as everybody stared at his baby, he could feel his orgasms building up inside. “You think I was fucking him hard, just wait.” Mark braced himself knowing how hard Bonnie can truly fuck him if he’s possessive. Mark cried out sobbing from the intense abuse of his prostate. “Daddy, I can’t.” Mark could only sob knowing his daddy was too close to slow down. “Yes you can.” Mark came right after his daddy spoke, tightening even more around Bonnie making him cum deep in his ass. Once they calmed down Bonnie pulled out and shoved the plug from before into to Mark before any cum could escape. “Now remember he is MINE.” Bonnie carried the passed out sub to a mattress behind stage. Laying him down and cleaning the sweat and cum off him, but leaving the plug. It took about ten minutes for Mark to wake up wrapped in a blanket with his daddy playing with his hair. “Hi daddy.” Mark giggled making Bonnie role his eyes playfully. “Hi baby.” Bonnie smiled at Mark until he squirmed and yelped his eye widening. “Shh, its just the plug baby.” Mark calmed down then moaned knowing his daddy’s plan. “Haha, I guess you already know what I want. You did so good baby, do you want me to clean you now or are you too sore?” “Please daddy, now.” Bonnie pulled down the blanket and spread Marks thighs lifting them to give him more access. Mark’s daddy pulled out his plug slowly seeing Mark wince, he spread his cheeks and gently pushed his tongue into Mark having to hold him still as he worked his tongue in and out curling it inside. “Thank you daddy, I feel so good.” Once Bonnie had Mark all clean out he opened Marks mouth spitting his cum into his subs mouth. “Thank you daddy, I love you.” Mark cuddled into Bonnie’s chest, yawning softly. “I love you too pet.” Bonnie whispered to Mark as the man feel asleep. “You’re all mine.”