#where cece starts working at the bar and he's like i'm not gonna cover for you and don't make eyes at me cause i'm super gay | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

stairset · 2 years ago

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I'm watching New Girl for the first time and I think the bitchy gay bartender should be in more episodes he has maybe five minutes of screen time in the whole show but he's an icon.

#i DESPERATELY wish i could find that one scene on youtube #where cece starts working at the bar and he's like i'm not gonna cover for you and don't make eyes at me cause i'm super gay #and then goes on a whole tangent about how completely unattractive he finds her not not even in a mean way just in a matter-of-fact way #yeah that scene made me laugh the hardest out of any joke in the show. most relatable gay joke i've ever heard #if i could find it on youtube i'd screenshot it and use it in any context i could #''this? all this everything you got? eeeeh three out of...six''#shut up tristan

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