#whenever armand isn't around everyone should be asking where is armand

[inexplicablepeas]

Then I envisioned Armand. My old enemy and friend Armand. My old adversary and companion Armand. Armand, the angelic child who had created the Night Island, our last home. Where was Armand? Had Armand deliberately left me to my own devices? And why not?

-Lestat, Tale of the Body Thief

Yes, very good question, where the fuck is Armand??? How sad for him that he apparently took a break from stalking Lestat exactly when he would he would have had complete leverage over him - can you imagine how he's kicking himself reading this?! 😂 Lestat was in a weak little mortal body and needed his help! Such a missed opportunity! Pour one out for Armand when he read this book… 🤧