#whenever I get an ask here I’m just like ‘yippee!!’ haha

[fuwahiko]

HELLO IM BACK FOR KUZUHINA. Soon enough you'll see a theme with my asks...hopefully i wont be so predictable but i like what i like so who knows hehe. SO. Non-Despair au, Hajime and Class 77 are a found family (bc its THE BEST TROPE), and some idiot organization has the nerve to kidnap Hajime because he's "the Kuzuryu Clan Heir's boytoy." Ur thoughts on this scenario?

YESSS FOUND FAMILY!!! hoooo boy this organization has messed with the wrong teenagers, they don’t know what they’re in for lmao.

I had such a fun time thinking about this idea haha. I feel like there’s just so many possibilities for shit that could go down! (this is gonna be a really long one, uh oh...)

so they’ve taken Hajime to their base, my first thought is like a mansion or something but idk, and the class are of course determined to get him back. I feel like Fuyuhiko would be incredibly worried about Hajime, of course because he loves him but also because he knows Hajime isn’t used to dealing with this sort of crap like he is, and Fuyuhiko knows Hajime is tough but even still, he can’t imagine what it’s like being in that situation as someone who isn’t yakuza.

everyone comes up with a plan to get Hajime back and they all do their part to help out of course. this is the fun part to think about because as I said, there’s so many possibilities! one idea I had is that Mikan could (maybe with some help from Seiko?) make some kind of drug that could cause like, an extreme (but essentially harmless) sort of numbing effect and she would team up with Akane to take out some guards; Mikan would distract them while Akane would swoop in super fast and inject the guards from behind. the guards just like... flop over lmao. I also love the idea of Gundham asking a dog to walk over to a guard pretending to be hurt only to give him a big ol’ bite when he goes to try and help. poor dude’s running around with a dog clinging to his arm that won’t let go and his buddies are just lil useless lumps on the ground that can’t even lift a finger to help (this sounds like something from a kid’s movie lol).

imagine the amount of chaos Nagito would cause too, like we know what kind of crazy shit he’s capable of lmao. he’d bring the whole building down!

Fuyuhiko and Peko would be the first to find Hajime, I imagine at least most of the others would be spread out around the rest of the building and outside keeping an eye on the situation and fighting their own battles. they break into the room only to find Hajime tied to a chair with tape over his mouth, and as soon as he sees them he starts panicking and trying to shout. several men come out from hiding to attack Fuyuhiko and Peko and try to capture them as well, but they knew this would be a trap from the very beginning and fight them off pretty easily, knocking them all to the ground. Fuyuhiko probably says some shit like “hah, you really thought you were gonna be tough enough to fuck with us? what a bunch of fucking amateurs” while like, grinding his shoe into one dude’s head probably lol.

Fuyuhiko carefully removes the tape from over Hajime’s mouth and helps him out of the rope. He tells Hajime that it’s okay, he’s safe now and it’s all over, but he’s reassuring himself as well; he really was so worried and he’s relieved to have Hajime by his side again. Fuyuhiko grips Hajime’s hand tight as they walk together out of the building. later on when it’s just the two of them Fuyuhiko opens up and talks about how worried he was and Hajime talks about how scary the whole situation had been. for the next few weeks Fuyuhiko is a little clingy; sticking close to Hajime as often as he can, holding his hand more, and wanting to cuddle a lot more too.

(feel free to leave more ideas for this in the replies or tags, I’d love to know what people think the others could do to help out!)

[dajaregambler]

HeliosR - Dino Albani Card story ‘‘Mail Order Freak‘‘

Translation of Dino Albani’s 3* “Mail Order Freak” from ‘Helios Rising Heroes’.

Dino: Ooo…

Dino: Ooooo….?

Dino: oooOOOO….!?

Keith: Oi, Dino

Dino: !!!???

Keith: TV shopping again huh….

Dino: Ah, haha… I’m just watching okay? I haven’t ordered anything yet!?

Keith: Yet?

Dino: !! No no that’s not it, pay no mind to that just now!

Dino: The other day I did as you told me to and am dedicating myself to simple living. My minds all clear now, there’s no way I’m going to clutter up again?

Keith: Hooo~?

Dino: Ahaha, haha… Was convinced you were sleeping soundly though, what’s up?

Keith: Aah. I just strangely woke up out of nowhere, thought to come get some water

Keith: Where’s a glass, glass~....

Dino: Uwah… what’s with this hanger rack… Amazing, it’s way too overpowered….

Dino: Eh!? It’s that cheap if you buy three of these together!? Woah…. what a crazy deal…. 

Keith: Hold on, what’cha going to do if you buy that? Like three of these even, do you have that many clothes!?

Dino: ….I don’t.

Keith: Geez… ya really love it don’tcha. It’s always been like that, but is it so interesting to the point of waking up in the middle of the night to watch?

Dino: It’s interesting!

Keith: How?

Dino: Right now it’s about a hanger rack but, if you buy in bulk it’ll become an insane bargain, or the fact that you can easily order it via the phone or internet...

Dino: And, you’ll discover so many useful goods that’ve you’ve never heard of before because of the passive way they’re presenting the articles!

Keith: Ooh… Thanks for the impassioned speech. Looking at you rattle off is making me believe that you’re presenting it yourself. 

Dino: Ahahah. Grandpa and grandma often told me that too

Keith: Aah, grandpa and grandma back at home huh

Dino: Yep yep. I’ve been a slave to TV shopping ever since the time I lived with them

Dino: Whenever I found an article that’d make me go all ‘That’s amazing!’, I’d be presenting it in front of them. Ahaha, how nostalgic♪

Keith: Somehow, feels like I heard ‘bout it before but also not...

Dino: Think you probably did hear it before. When we, together with Brad, went to ‘Future Land’ and stayed over at my house

Keith: Aah… I remember hearing about all kinds of things from both of ‘em. Can’t recall the contents of it though….

Dino: I’m sure that both grandpa and grandma were super happy to meet you two

Dino: I would always be talking about you two. Also, since they’re living considerably deep in the mountains, having guests come over was rare on it’s own. 

Dino: Right… That’s why I’d be TV shopping

Dino: Living in such a remote place made going shopping no easy feat. When thinking if there wasn’t a better method, I saw it on TV by chance 

Dino: I was amazed how there’s such a way of shopping, from there I slipped and got trapped into it….

Keith: Hmm? The way ya look at things changes depending on where you live huh

Dino: Grandpa and grandma were pleased with how convenient it was. I remember also getting happy when seeing them get what they wanted♪

Keith: …….Speaking of it, did you get in contact since coming back here? With your grandpa and grandma I mean

Dino: Aah yeah, I did. But it turned out that Helios went to contact them before I was able to

Dino: I haven’t seen their faces in person yet, so once things settle down I wanna go visit them~ is what I’m thinking to do though

Dino: Ah, I’ll bring something that’ll make them happy again too. Hehe, I’m looking forward to it♪

Keith: If that’s your reason, it’s alright to continue using mail order. But without resulting in buying anything useless...

Dino: !! That’s right…. that’s a great idea….

Keith: ….Huh?

Dino: Say, Keith. Isn’t there anything that you want?

Dino: Alcohol or daily necessities, something that you just thought of buying, anything like that?

Keith: You… Don’t tell me you’re seriously planning to get what I want via mail order...

Dino: Exactly♪ Like that, my room won’t be full of things, and I won’t be buying anything useless right?

Keith: No, telling me that and looking as if you just came up with a brilliant idea….

Dino: Isn’t it a brilliant idea? My insatiable craving for wanting to mail order will be satisfied and you’ll get what you want

Dino: Fufu. I’m expecting to see your face light up, just like grandpa and grandma’s♪

Keith: Ya think I’ll be all happy? That’s...

Dino: We don’t know so, let’s give it a shot!

Dino: Anything that you think you really need is fine~! Please, Keith~~!

Keith: ……...

Keith: ….I’ll give in. It’ll be troublesome if I get a taste for it, so only this time

Dino: Yippee-! Thanks, Keith♪

---Few days later.

Keith: (Aaaah, finally released f rom that pain in the ass meeting….)

Keith: (Was said that each teams Major Hero has to attend but… can’t Dino join for that too?)

Keith: (Without a doubt, he’s more qualified-)

???: ♪~

Keith: (....Mh? Humming?)

Keith: (I’m hearing it come from my room, gotta be Dino right? What’s up with him… he sounds extremely cheery)

-

Keith: Oi, Dino. What’cha-

Keith: Ugeh!?

Dino: Ah, welcome back Keith♪

Dino: The goods I ordered the other day arrived! Look, here’s the earplug and eyemask easy sleeping set!

Dino: With this you can sleep soundly….♪

Keith: Just, hold on…. What is the meaning of this?

Keith: All I asked for was the easy sleeping set…. So why the hell are there so many boxes scattered everywhere again!? 

Dino: Aah, these? I thought of something good after all, so besides you I went around to ask everyone thoroughly if there wasn’t anything that they wanted to buy

Dino: I’m going to go deliver these now, hope it’ll make everyone happy♪

Keith: You….your craving for mail ordering, just how deep does it go…...

Keith: Can’t understand it…. I can’t understand it at all…..!

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Notes

This is from Chapter 5 of the main story, but during the academy days Dino heard about a rumor regarding Lost Garden in an attraction park called ‘Future Land’ and wanted to go investigate it for fun. So he suggested it to Brad and Keith, and they all went together on a trip and stayed overnight at Dino’s grandparents house.