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great, the memory card has fallen off aryan's shoe onto the floor. can't wait to see it kicked and passed around the house like the heere in andaz apna apna ka climax.
a wholeass pailllllllll of nails chachi has, and she knocked it over, and now she's scooped the memory card and put it with the nails. abbe yaaaaaaaaar.
dadi is a little too fida on this bahu. hello, you have other grandchildren in this house too? yes ok most of them other than siya suck, but still!!!! angre ko toh itna laad nahi deti aap??? i would argue he deserves it more, having to handle two-two sankiii raisinghania siblings.
lehenga waala controversy ki hawwwwwww vansh ki maa ka lehenga kaise pehen liya tumneeeeeee, and riddhima's like bishhhhhh my man gave it to meeee.
btw i think it's rude af that vansh got haq over it and not ishani and siya. i would totally not let a brother give away my mom's payal AND lehenga to some chick he married coz he thought she was a shady bitch here to spy on the fam. HE DIDN'T EVEN MARRY HER COZ HE LOVED HER OR NOTHING!!!!!!! WHY DOES SHE GET OUR MOM'S STUFF?!?!?!!?!? WHO MADE HIM THE BEQUEATHER OF HER HEIRLOOMS????????
long story short, i agree with ishani's bitchface here.
face-off between saas bahu over whether vansh will show up for aarti. lordddddddddddd, y'all better off betting on shit like the ipl, at least kuch toh paise mil jaate usmein.
full raisinghania parivaar convinced ki nahi aayega vansh.
but oh????????? YEH KISKI HAI AAAHAT???????? YEH KISA HAI SAAYA?????????
boooooooooooyah in your faces, bitches. though mans looks like he'd rather wrestle a pack of wild dogs than be doing this. HE'S HERE. THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.
behold the power of heterosexual crushy-wushy feelings (triple-boosted by the power of maa ka lehenga.)
mann hi mann mein gutargooo. god, just rip off the beautiful clothes and fuckkkk, you idiots. it's what maata rani wants!
OK BLOODY ENOUGH STARING THIS SCENE HAS LITERALLY GONE ON FOR 3 MINUTES TOO LONG, AARTI BHI KARNI HAI KI NAHI?!?! WHO ARE THESE PPL WHO STAND AROUND SUSTAINING EYE CONTACT LIKE THIS MY SOCIALLY ANXIOUS ASS IS FUCKING DYINGGGG HERE FROM JUST WATCHING THIS
dude turns on the puppy eyes only when she's not looking.
waaaaaah! look who's enjoying aarti! while smize-flirting with wife.
inn meesniyon ko baaz nahi aana. this is the fucking stupidest shit i've ever seen. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A BED OF NAILS?????? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THE MORE THE NUMBER OF THE NAILS PACKED CLOSELY TOGETHER, IT PROVIDES A FOUNDATION THAT ALLOWS EVEN WEIGHT DISTRIBUTION AND THUS DOESN'T HURT?????? USKE UPER CARPET BHI DAAL DIYA. SO HOW IS THIS SHIT SUPPOSED TO WORK, LIKE AT ALLLLL????
also idk wtf dushmani this family has against riddhima's poor feet ki unko hi nishaana banaate hain har time. poori ki poori body padi hui hai behen ki, kahin aur bhi vaar kiya karo, variety ke liye?!?
bhakti waala boner.
kal hi maine bola tha ki isko dandiya mat dena. angre inviting his own shaamat.
literally everyone in the family has their own different style of taking aarti.
aarti given to aryan with an extra side of stinkeye and promise to put him in jail.
voot has muted all the bloody songs and replaced it with some generic music and goddddddd. i have to go download some stream from tv now to watch the dance sequences properly. literally what is the point of voot’s existense, someone tell me. itnaaaa ghatiya streaming platform nahi dekha maine aaj tak. they should be paying us to watch shit on their trash site.
this is the most non-enthu dandiya playing i have seen in my life. he's standing there as if his shoes have been nailed to the ground. ffs, siya, who's in a wheelchair has more zeal.
his bejaan dancing reminded her of the other inanimate object that is priority as of the moment: the memory card.
aaaaaaaaaaand she hit him on the hand, and he walked off mooh phula ke that she wasn't paying attn. GOD EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
meanwhile this one also got her hands on the bucket of nails. lordddddddddddddddddddd. i just can't with these ppl anymore.
yeh lo, yeh phir aa gayi maata rani se favour maangne.
FROM 0-60 IN A SECOND THIS ONE'S BRAIN MAKES ASSUMPTIONS. DIMAAG HAI YA TESLA KA ENGINE?!?!!?
inka khatam nahi hua. itna dimaag padhaai likhaai mein lagaati aap log toh khud ki companyaan chalaate, aur vansh ke paise ki zaroorat nahi padti.
ishani literally hammered nails into her bloody dandiya to hit angre with, who tf she think she is, jeffrey dean morgan from the walking dead?!?!!?!?!?!
hein???? riddhima ko itne upar se bucket mein memory card dikh gaya??? is she a long-lost cheel sister from naagin 5???? (maine bola tha this show is a companion piece to that one!!!)
i really truly get ishani’s annoyance with this b. she’s very very very irritating.
“isse kahin safe jagaah chupaana hoga” she says, AND YET AGAIN PUTS IT SOMEWHERE TOTALLY DUMB, THAT SHE WOULDN'T REALIZE IF IT FELL TF OUT. WHYYYYYYYY IS SHE LIKE THIS?!!?!?!?!?!? JUST WHY??????????
I MEAN........... JUST GO HIDE IT WHEREVER YOU KEEP YOUR MENSTRUAL PRODUCTS????? LITERALLY NO ONE WILL TOUCH THOSE, ESP. VANSH/ARYAN. IT'S THE LAST PLACE THEY'D EVEN THINK TO LOOK. MY GOD WHY IS SHE SO INFURIATINGLY STUPID??????????
garba ke baad she wants to show vansh the footage. wonderful. should go great.
mummyji ka naatak to make riddhima take the akhand jyot. fwding.
if there's anyone who's MORE of a doe-eyed optimistic fool than riddhima in this house, it's angre.
god ishani, you're a horrible person.
ofc, isko hero banna hai. keel ko poora daboch hi liya haath mein.
great, he's like tum ziddi toh main bhi dheent. re bhagwaaaaaaaan.
pls god, let them pair siya with someone wholesome; nahi toh i'll not have a single couple to ship in this generation of raisinghanias.
lmaooooooo dandiya kam yeh toh fencing match zyaada lag raha hai.
husband was just saying sorry to apologize for bumping into her but OH HO HO HO HO PATIDEV KABHI MAAFI KYUN MAANGEEEEEEEE PARMESHWAR SE TOH GALTIYAAN NAHI HOTIIIIIIIIIIII
one ainvayi ka ~~deep~~~~~~ dialogue also, that made no fucking sense but ok whatever.
LMAO WHUT THE DANCING CAME OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE I AM AS PUZZLED AS VANSH IS
also everyone's like baaju hato baaju hato iske khatarnaak dancing se already vansh ko lag chuki ek baar abhi humein nahi khaani
i am ishani and aryan, pissed at how this chick just be hogging the whole floor. hello, this is a communal garba space!!!?!!
also i fucking love nagada sang dhol, but solo dancing to this song just looks very very sad.
anyway, now that the cultural program part of the evening is over......... time for operation keel carpet.
this chachi is such a sample i swear to godddddddd. iske khurafaati dimaag mein full time aise nonsense ideas hi aatein hain. aunty, apply this time and effort into an mba or msw or something, and you'd be much better off in life.
for the love of god stop making this dude run unless its some legit chase sequence or something. he looks ridiculous running around in the house as if he's trying to break the world record for 400m.
Bhakti Boner round 2.
chalo, finally she's on her way to the room. in dono ke kaleje ko thandak.
once again, for those at home thinking of replicating this kaand to fuck over an annoying nanad/bhaabi/whatever: please read how a bed of nails works, so that you don't waste your time on it.
why's everyone watching her go up as if ISRO ne koi naya satellite launch kiya ho??? DO Y'ALL NOT HAVE WIFI IN THIS HOUSE??????? MATLAB, KUCH BHIIIIIIIII ENTERTAINMENT NAHI HAI KYA ISS GHAR MEIN RIDDHIMA KE ALAAVA????
issne toh mann mein jann gann mana bhi gaana shuru kar diya, outta pride.
HOW EVEN IS SHE BLEEDING FROM THE FOOT WHEN KEELON KE UPAR CARPET HAI?????????? KUCHHHHHHHHH BHI.
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janhvi be like I LOVINGLY PICKED UP THOSE KUCHLE HUE PHOOL AND HUNG EM UP FOR YOU IN THE ULTIMATE ACT OF PASSIVE AGGRESSION AND YOU PPL TORE IT DOWN????? RUDE.
they gonna get extra murdered for this.
kid did chugli. ouff. yeh bachche bhi naa.
lmaooooooooo the amount of snark in her tone when she repeated “.... bura lag raha tha..........”
man how awesome would it be if these two teamed up and murdered everyone else. i just like my girl love mannnnnnnn.
i'm just enthralled by shrenu's face and how she changes it up by the second. i can't even cap, the expressions flicker by so fast, yet say so much.
chotu just forgot how janhvi aunty here scared the bejesus outta him 2 minutes ago huh.
yeah i really don't give a single fuck about these two and their angsty eye-locks. give me janhvi throwing darts at a pic of the mittal fam instead.
hein who dis????
lmao the amount of disdain in her voice when she said “classic.” truly the voice you only use at an incompetent grownass man.
betting this was kabir’s real squeeze and they were decorating the suhaag raat bed of kavya and her hubs.
god this dude is fucking insane.
commissioner agrees.
also omg nasir khan has gotten so old!!!!!!!!!!!!
poor commissioner trying to talk sense into him but this fucker and his high horse.... i hope he gets shot while on it.
mwahahahahahahaha. god i love her.
man she deserves the oscar. both janhvi and shrenu. for the performance (they're) turning in.
yikes, ishaani went straight for the “bedsheet badalwani hai kya, suhaag raat ke baad???” gross.
srsly what's wrong with this chick? what crawled up her ass?????
lmao she fully watched and LET ishaani slap kavya and THEN walked in.
bitch you deserved it.
oh shit oh shit she's pol-kholofying of janhvi.
yeh pada dusra waala. lolololol.
this guy is like narcissa malfoy. forever looks like there's dung under his nose.
yeah literally no one cares about you, dhruv.
blah blah blah no one cares about you two and your rotlupan either.
lo udhar ishaani ne apna plan chala diya. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.
i know she's a stone cold badass b, but i wanna hold her. she's still my little chirraiyaa and i can't bear to see her cry!!!!!
this dude is just determined to enter shitty dad hall of fame huh.
halki halki respect for kabir for standing up to him.
ouff idhar iska rona abhi bhi khatam nahi hua. ffs girl, pull yourself together.
the blouse would have been so much better if the sleeves were form-fitting instead of all loosey goosey.
ugh janhvi just put oil on these steps and finish this buddha off already, i hate himmmmmmmm so muchhhh.
i don't even particularly like kavya or anything but godddddd, this fuckerrrrrrrrr.
also what do you mean “ek ghante mein indore se train nikalne waali hai”????????? KIDHAR KI TARAF????? LIKE LMAO, WHAT YOU THINK, THAT SHE'S THE GIRL IN DON'T STOP BELIEVIN', TO TAKE THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE?????????
oh ho, kabir is/was an army man.
kabir is otherwise quite blah, but i really REALLY appreciate his stones for standing up to this despot daddy.
OMG JANHVI PLS DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND KILL HIM ALREADY!
kaash baazu ki jagaah janhvi ke haath inke gale pe hota.
lollllllllllllllllllll, i love her ‘butter wouldn't melt in mouth’ face.
what's these two's equation like???? kuch khaaaaas brotp feelz nahi aaye ab tak.
“bada bhai nahi BUDDY BHAI hoon main tera!” lmao, cringe.
ok maybe slight brotp feelz. y'all know how much of a sucker i am for two soft boys showing each other love.
janhvi is me. secretly murdering this guy in our heads, in 200 different and most painful ways whenever we have to endure his godforsaken presence.
hein?????????? tum kahaan chali??????
abbe yaaaaaaaaar. achcha khaasa kabir ne stand liya hua tha. uski saari mehnat pe paani pher rahi ho.
great the kid prolly goes missing somehow tomm. ughhhhhh.
BUT OMFG JANHVI EVILLY RECITING KABIR KE DOHE WITH FAKE TEARS IN HER EYES. AMAZEEEEEE. I LOVEEEEE HERRRRRRRRR.
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