#when ur baseline for acceptable violence is so wildly out of whack with the rest of the world ofc ur gonna do insane shit like its nothing | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

basalting · 2 months ago

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the thing about working with your siblings while youre all in modified armoured kevlar suits is that it makes resisting the cain instinct almost impossible

the batkids have absolutely shoved each other off buildings and purposefully slammed into each other on bikes

will tim die if steph spear tackles him off the roof?? probably not. so off the roof he goes!

bruce had to lock the batmobile eject seat button to HIS biometrics bc the kids kept ejecting each other midchase (babs hacked it and ejected him into the bay)

#babs also has a rotating reel of every stupid hit a rogue or goon gets in and every fortnight she shares the dumbest #'so here we see robin get distracted by a pigeon with a bag on its head and get thrown into a parked car'#'so jason what did you say to waylon to get him to turn your high five into a beat down?' 'i dont wanna talk about it'#when ur baseline for acceptable violence is so wildly out of whack with the rest of the world ofc ur gonna do insane shit like its nothing #batfam #bruce pretends to be above it all but he diana and clark have running tallys of “dumbest shit to happen during fights” and clark is winning

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