#when theres technically nothing wrong with your living situation beyond the crushing loneliness
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there is another one in the hallway. lets just burn the world, let life start over. maybe this time spiders wont evolve
why do spiders exist and how can i get rid of them. permanently. with no damage to the ecosystem just cut and delete
#this one is a real spider! its big as fuck! and too high up to reach!#youd think this is australia. IT FUCKING ISNT!!!!!!#one night of peace please please pleaaaasseeeeee#this is what happens when its summer and your house isnt sealed properly#theres little holes everywhere#cant wait for the yearly ant invasion.#and seeing upwards of 3 spiders a night until i have the annual mental breakdown#godddddd get me OUT OF HEREEEEEE#THROWING MYSELF AT MY ENCLOSURE GLASS LIKE A MISTREATED ZOO ANIMAL#THIS IS NOT ENRICHMENT!!!!!!! AGH!!!!!!#when theres technically nothing wrong with your living situation beyond the crushing loneliness#BUT YOU HATE IT ANYWAY!!!!#if my house burned down id have conflicting emotions#relief. schadenfreude. Oh No My Trinkets. vicious satisfaction#fuck this house i hope it starves. gonna start eating it back#oh my cats going crazy. lemme guess. THERES ANOTHER SPIDER IN HERE. ISNT THERE. HM. HM. HM.#cant wait for a wild tarantula to find its way inside#ive been terrified of that very real possibility for. hm. *checks nonexistent watch* two years
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